Palgolak
@palgolak.bsky.social
Leftist // Antifascist // lover of riffs // horror obsessive // irredeemably British // I don't know shit about fuck // 31 // he/him
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Wide shot of the BRITISH MUSEUM. There are suggestions of fascism around the streets - tanks, barricades, an Orwellian 'Big Brother'-style poster on a wall. A voice of a TOUR GUIDE emanates from the museum:
TOUR GUIDE:
So the Tapestry tells acrucial chapter of our nation's history...
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[Cut to interior of museum. A long Bayeaux-style TAPESTRY is on display, and the Tour Guide is speaking to a tour group]
TOUR GUIDE [smiling]:
How modern fascist Britain was created.
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TOUR GUIDE:
The Tapestry begins here with the 2008 Crash, then austerity, then the AI Crash...
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TOUR GUIDE:
...and by the end of the room it's just full-on fash.
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CHILD IN TOUR GROUP [gesturing to the tapestry]:
What's this middle bit?
TOUR GUIDE:
This is the 2026 Battle of Legitimate Concerns
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TOUR GUIDE:
[show a reporter standing next to the Dover protests]
Here's the media saying the government have got to do something about the legitimate concerns...
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CHILD:
...About the failure of capitalism?
TOUR GUIDE:
No about brown people on boats
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CHILD:
[pointing at boats crossing the sea on the tapestry]
Are these boats the mega-dinghies?
TOUR GUIDE:
Not all of them
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[we see one of the boats is a giant yacht]
TOUR GUIDE:
That one's a superyacht,
carrying money from the American fascists to the British ones.
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TOUR GUIDE:
You see really it's as much a story of convergence as it is of conflict.
[An alarm sounds in the museum]
DING DING DING DING
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TOUR GUIDE:
Ok, tour over everyone
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TOUR GUIDE:
It's time for the Two Minute Hate!
[They all leave the museum]
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🚨 The archived version of the suppressed Amnesty report into the anti-trans network operating to dismantle human rights in the UK has been "excluded" from the Wayback Machine.
JKR is working very hard to scrub its existence from the eyes of the public. Thankfully, I kept screenshots.
JKR is working very hard to scrub its existence from the eyes of the public. Thankfully, I kept screenshots.
August 16, 2026 at 5:49 PM
🚨 The archived version of the suppressed Amnesty report into the anti-trans network operating to dismantle human rights in the UK has been "excluded" from the Wayback Machine.
JKR is working very hard to scrub its existence from the eyes of the public. Thankfully, I kept screenshots.
JKR is working very hard to scrub its existence from the eyes of the public. Thankfully, I kept screenshots.
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Greetings, I’m Dariiy and I’m looking for work
I draw and paint digitally/traditionally and tattoo in Vancouver BC.
Open for projects and commissions which incorporates:
dark fantasy, metal and goth (music/visuals), horror/macabre, sword and sorcery, dark sci-fi
✉️ [email protected] or DMs🖤
I draw and paint digitally/traditionally and tattoo in Vancouver BC.
Open for projects and commissions which incorporates:
dark fantasy, metal and goth (music/visuals), horror/macabre, sword and sorcery, dark sci-fi
✉️ [email protected] or DMs🖤
September 3, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Greetings, I’m Dariiy and I’m looking for work
I draw and paint digitally/traditionally and tattoo in Vancouver BC.
Open for projects and commissions which incorporates:
dark fantasy, metal and goth (music/visuals), horror/macabre, sword and sorcery, dark sci-fi
✉️ [email protected] or DMs🖤
I draw and paint digitally/traditionally and tattoo in Vancouver BC.
Open for projects and commissions which incorporates:
dark fantasy, metal and goth (music/visuals), horror/macabre, sword and sorcery, dark sci-fi
✉️ [email protected] or DMs🖤
As a ginger man with tattoos, im glad that I now have something easy to shout back when people shout 'Ed Sheeran' at me from passing cars.
September 17, 2026 at 11:17 AM
As a ginger man with tattoos, im glad that I now have something easy to shout back when people shout 'Ed Sheeran' at me from passing cars.
Ravenously hungry but the thought of eating repulses me.
Exhausted but sleep is impossible.
After 30 comedowns become the curse of Tantalus.
Exhausted but sleep is impossible.
After 30 comedowns become the curse of Tantalus.
September 14, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Ravenously hungry but the thought of eating repulses me.
Exhausted but sleep is impossible.
After 30 comedowns become the curse of Tantalus.
Exhausted but sleep is impossible.
After 30 comedowns become the curse of Tantalus.
Thing about Dracula as a novel is that it's really a good novella and a very mid novella sandwiching an incredible short story.
September 14, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Thing about Dracula as a novel is that it's really a good novella and a very mid novella sandwiching an incredible short story.
Walk into a bar where someone's doing a passable (if slightly optimistic) karaoke version of one of the long songs from Phantom of the Opera.
He finishes.
"Ok everyone, that's the end of funk and soul night"
Truly, what is Kent?
He finishes.
"Ok everyone, that's the end of funk and soul night"
Truly, what is Kent?
August 25, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Walk into a bar where someone's doing a passable (if slightly optimistic) karaoke version of one of the long songs from Phantom of the Opera.
He finishes.
"Ok everyone, that's the end of funk and soul night"
Truly, what is Kent?
He finishes.
"Ok everyone, that's the end of funk and soul night"
Truly, what is Kent?
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Stalker (dir. Andrei Tarkovsky, 1979)
If I were you, I wouldn’t go to the radiation zone.
August 25, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Stalker (dir. Andrei Tarkovsky, 1979)
From broken windows policing to "you looked at that window a bit funny" policing.
This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power.
local12.com/news/offbeat...
local12.com/news/offbeat...
Police request public's help to find suspect who picked up $30 off ground in Walmart
A police department took to social media and asked the public to help them identify a suspect who found $30 on the ground in Walmart.
local12.com
August 25, 2026 at 10:48 AM
From broken windows policing to "you looked at that window a bit funny" policing.
Quakers remain based.
UK Quakers commit to continued, explicit trans inclusion.
"...toilet facilities labelled with a 'female' sign remain available to cisgender women, trans women, and others for whom those facilities best align with their lived experience."
"...toilet facilities labelled with a 'female' sign remain available to cisgender women, trans women, and others for whom those facilities best align with their lived experience."
Quakers reaffirm commitment to trans inclusion in the wake of EHRC Code of Practice
Quakers in Britain has refreshed and reaffirmed its commitment to providing trans-inclusive facilities across its buildings.
www.quaker.org.uk
August 21, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Quakers remain based.
And they managed to fit all this around their rampant climate denial! genuinely some of the hardest working cunts in the field.
celebrating the most draconian anti-trans laws in western Europe. declaring a state of mourning for a racist paedophile. driving a black academic to death after being tipped off by nazis. quite a month for the british press and it's only the 15th
August 15, 2026 at 1:21 PM
And they managed to fit all this around their rampant climate denial! genuinely some of the hardest working cunts in the field.
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Today I learned that someone can earn my political loyalty simply by wearing a shirt that I'm also currently wearing.
that’s fucking right
August 12, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Today I learned that someone can earn my political loyalty simply by wearing a shirt that I'm also currently wearing.
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is it me or is extremely fucked up that the exact same company makes barrels with suspenders AND sacks with dollar signs on them? you can’t play both sides of the class war like that
August 11, 2026 at 2:20 PM
is it me or is extremely fucked up that the exact same company makes barrels with suspenders AND sacks with dollar signs on them? you can’t play both sides of the class war like that
Smashing my pipeline through an Anglo-Saxon longship because fans of a wizard book written by a bigoted headcase called me up to demand that I avoid the spot where gleepleblorp stubbed his toe.
August 10, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Smashing my pipeline through an Anglo-Saxon longship because fans of a wizard book written by a bigoted headcase called me up to demand that I avoid the spot where gleepleblorp stubbed his toe.
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If you see this, post a knight>:) 🖤🖤🖤
August 7, 2026 at 7:20 PM
If you see this, post a knight>:) 🖤🖤🖤
Considering an undercut, but sad at the thought of wearing a beanie and not having my hair stick out at the sides like professor Weeto.
August 7, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Considering an undercut, but sad at the thought of wearing a beanie and not having my hair stick out at the sides like professor Weeto.
"Ooh I saw The Odyysey in Imax, like Nolan intended!"
Well, in the version I saw the frame cutoff made it look like Odysseus greets Agamemnon by kneeling down and kissing the tip of of his penis.
So which of us TRULY had the better experience?
Well, in the version I saw the frame cutoff made it look like Odysseus greets Agamemnon by kneeling down and kissing the tip of of his penis.
So which of us TRULY had the better experience?
July 30, 2026 at 3:53 PM
"Ooh I saw The Odyysey in Imax, like Nolan intended!"
Well, in the version I saw the frame cutoff made it look like Odysseus greets Agamemnon by kneeling down and kissing the tip of of his penis.
So which of us TRULY had the better experience?
Well, in the version I saw the frame cutoff made it look like Odysseus greets Agamemnon by kneeling down and kissing the tip of of his penis.
So which of us TRULY had the better experience?
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late for dinner at odysseus' palace like omg can't believe you're back, you look great btw, i said to the guys all the time we should totally respect odysseus' wife, yea no I mean its your palace right, if you needed to shoot a few guys its cool what am i the arrow police haha
July 28, 2026 at 8:46 AM
late for dinner at odysseus' palace like omg can't believe you're back, you look great btw, i said to the guys all the time we should totally respect odysseus' wife, yea no I mean its your palace right, if you needed to shoot a few guys its cool what am i the arrow police haha
In addition to bullying everyone involved with the TV adaptation, we need to give heaps of shit to the cast of the new audiobook narration.
Riz Ahmed? The fuck are you doing, man?
Riz Ahmed? The fuck are you doing, man?
July 28, 2026 at 8:37 AM
In addition to bullying everyone involved with the TV adaptation, we need to give heaps of shit to the cast of the new audiobook narration.
Riz Ahmed? The fuck are you doing, man?
Riz Ahmed? The fuck are you doing, man?
I know it's the preserve of ginger beer-swilling preteens in 1950s adventure novels, but I'd still like to bring 'wizard' back as a synonym for cool.
July 24, 2026 at 11:12 AM
I know it's the preserve of ginger beer-swilling preteens in 1950s adventure novels, but I'd still like to bring 'wizard' back as a synonym for cool.
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She means this as advice
July 17, 2026 at 11:10 AM
She means this as advice