Paolo Bolzoni
paolobolzoni.bsky.social
Paolo Bolzoni
@paolobolzoni.bsky.social
Satire is a lethal weapon.
Banking, philosophy, logic, quantum mechanics, Milanese cabaret, rugby.
Blog https://paolobolzoni.blogspot.com/
LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/paolobolzoni/
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Can Britain Stop Brexit?
Yes. Watch why.
@jondanzig.bsky.social

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Can Britain Stop Brexit? Yes. Watch why.
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September 23, 2026 at 5:32 PM
THE RISE AND FALL OF AN ARTIFICIAL IDIOT, AKA FOOL

READ CAREFULLY, AND BY HAPPY TO BE A MAMMAL WHO CAN THINK.

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RISE OF AN ARTIFICIAL IDIOT.pdf
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September 22, 2026 at 9:56 AM
@eddavey.libdems.org.uk
SIR ED, YOUR KEY NOTE SPEECH AT THE LIBERAL DEMOCRAT CONFERENCE ON SUPER INTELLIGENT AI.
BE PROUD TO BE A MAMMAL WHO CAN THINK.

THE RISE AND FALL OF AN ARTIFICIAL IDIOT, AKA FOOL

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RISE OF AN ARTIFICIAL IDIOT.pdf
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September 22, 2026 at 9:54 AM
CONCISE EVIL BIBLE
HOW CREATION BECAME PERDITION AND THEN SALVATION AS NARRATED BY AN UNREPENTANT MILANESE
ON SALE FOR 69,69 SILVER COINS
© Paolo Bolzoni, 2026

Please read the full text, and distribute freely.

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CONCISE EVIL BIBLE.pdf
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September 18, 2026 at 8:08 AM
LA BIBBIA DEL MALE
COME LA CREAZIONE È DIVENTATA PERDIZIONE E POI SALVEZZA NARRATA DA UN MILANESE IMPENITENTE
IN OFFERTA PER 69,69 MONETE D'ARGENTO
© Paolo Bolzoni, 2026

Leggete tutto il testo e inoltratelo liberamente.

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BIBBIA DEL MALE.pdf
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September 18, 2026 at 8:00 AM
FIFA are selling pitch grass per square centimetres, expected revenues over 10 million USD.
Sell toilette flush per decilitre, price depending on who empted his bladder.
Expected revenues 100 million USD.
July 12, 2026 at 4:23 PM
@wimbledonltc.bsky.social
Gentlemen's Singles Championship: The Cup, made of silver gilt, stands 18 inches high and has a diameter of 7.5 inches.
Ladies Singles Championship: Venus Rosewater Dish.
White dress code for all players, black treatment for ladies.
July 11, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Gentlemen's Singles Championship: The Cup, made of silver gilt, stands 18 inches high and has a diameter of 7.5 inches.
Ladies Singles Championship: Venus Rosewater Dish.
White dress code for all players, black treatment for ladies.
July 11, 2026 at 5:59 PM
WHAT A DANGEROUS WORLD
© Paolo Bolzoni, June 2026

I see rivers of blood
And black smoke rising
I see bombs dropping
I see rockets in the sky
I see children die
And I think to myself
What a dangerous world

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PAOLO BOLZONI WHAT A DANGEROUS WORLD
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June 3, 2026 at 11:20 AM
SILVIO GAZZANIGA - THE SCULPTOR WHO CREATED THE SOCCER WORLD CUP TROPHY
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SILVIO GAZZANIGA - THE SCULPTOR WHO CREATED THE SOCCER WORLD CUP TROPHY
This is the story of sculptor Silvio Gazzaniga, the man who created the legendary Football World Cup Trophy in 1971.
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May 29, 2026 at 10:27 AM
SCHRÖDINGER'S EXPERIMENT
WHERE IS DONALD J. TRUMP?
SITTING ON HIS MASSIVE GOLD TOILETTE, OR REMOVED?
© Paolo Bolzoni, May 2026
From a tale of quantum mechanics.

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SCHRÖDINGER'S TRUMP.pdf
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May 23, 2026 at 8:50 AM
REASON IN REVOLT - MARXIST PHILOSOPHY AND MODERN SCIENCE
BY ALAN WOODS AND TED GRANT
MARXISM IS NOT COMMUNISM
MARXISM IS HISTORICAL MATERIALISM AND DIALECTICAL MATERIALISM

This fascinating will remove misconceptions, and brainwashing.

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Paolo Bolzoni
Milanese Cabaret, Classic Music, Jazz, Philosophy, Satires
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May 13, 2026 at 12:07 PM
NO DEMOCRACY WITHOUT MEDIA FREEDOM.

PRESS FREEDOM INDEX MARCH 2026.

1 NORWAY, 2 NETHERLANDS, 3 ESTONIA, 4 DENMARK, 5 SWEDEN, 6 FINLAND, 7 IRELAND.

USA, THE LAND OF THE FREE, 64 OUT OF 180 COUNTRIES.
BEHIND ALL SHITHOLE EUROPEAN UNION COUNTRIES.

THANK YOU FELON TRUMP FOR MAKING THE USA A PARIAH!
May 3, 2026 at 4:09 PM
KING CHARLES III ADDRESSED A JOINT SESSION OF THE U.S. CONGRESS ON 24 APRIL 2026.

A masterclass of co-operation, diplomacy, history, humour, international relations, realism, to make the USA reflect on the country it was before, and no longer is today.

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April 30, 2026 at 9:44 AM
@secrubio.govpeeps.us
GRAB THE PUSSY SIGNS THE EXECUTIVE ORDER TO ASSASSINATE FIDEL CASTRO.
SEWER RAT MARCO RUBIO: “CASTRO IS DEAD!”
GRAB THE PUSSY: “SO FAST? GREAT, NOW CUBA IS MINE, I AM THE GREATEST FELON THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN!”
April 22, 2026 at 11:19 AM
GRAB THE PUSSY SIGNS THE EXECUTIVE ORDER TO ASSASSINATE FIDEL CASTRO.
SEWER RAT MARCO RUBIO: “CASTRO IS DEAD!”
GRAB THE PUSSY: “SO FAST? GREAT, NOW CUBA IS MINE, I AM THE GREATEST FELON THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN!”
April 22, 2026 at 11:17 AM
OPERATION EPIC FURY AS TOLD BY PRIVATE EYE MAGAZINE, THE BIBLE OF SATIRE THAT WRITES THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.
March 17, 2026 at 5:51 PM
PAOLO BOLZONI AND THE WAR, THE WAR
YouTube video by Paolo Bolzoni
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March 11, 2026 at 6:23 PM
E LA GUERRA, LA GUERRA

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PAOLO BOLZONI E LA GUERRA, LA GUERRA
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March 11, 2026 at 6:22 PM
COULD WE STOP THE WAR, PLEASE?
Transposition of “Could We Start Again Please”, Jesus Christ Superstar, lyrics by Sir Tim Rice, music by Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Piano performance by Jessie Black
© Paolo Bolzoni, 2026

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March 7, 2026 at 6:49 PM
WHY IS DONALD THE BULLY ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY ITS CRONIES WHEN IT SPEAKS AT RALLIES, PRESS CONFERENCES, AND MEETINGS IN ITS TEMPORARY ACCOMMODATION IN WASHINGTON?

ANONYMOUS SURVEY, YOU WON'T BE ARRESTED BY THE FELON'S DEATH SQUADS.

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WHY IS DONALD THE BULLY ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY ITS CRONIES WHEN IT SPEAKS AT RALLIES, PRESS CONFERENCES, AND MEETINGS IN HIS TEMPORARY ACCOMMODATION IN WASHINGTON?
WHY IS DONALD THE BULLY ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY ITS CRONIES WHEN IT SPEAKS AT RALLIES, PRESS CONFERENCES, AND MEETINGS IN HIS TEMPORARY ACCOMMODATION IN WASHINGTON?Thanks for reading Paolo’s Substack!
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March 6, 2026 at 12:33 PM
LA RIFORMA DELLA GIUSTIZIA TRA ASSETTI ISTITUZIONALI E GIUSTO PROCESSO
REFERENDUM CONFERMATIVO 22 E 23 MARZO 2026
INTERVISTA AL PROF. GIULIO UBERTIS
DI DOMENICO BIRARDI, 17 FEBBRAIO 2026

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Prof Ubertis Riforma della Giustizia.pdf
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February 19, 2026 at 1:08 PM
44 SEWER RATS IN LINES FOR SIX WITH THE REMINDER OF TWO
In the dungeon of Jeffrey Epstein
44 sewer rats without shame
Organised an auction
To buy and sell babes

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44 EPSTEIN.pdf
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February 15, 2026 at 9:56 AM
THE CONCISE EVIL BIBLE
ON SALE FOR 69.69 SILVER COINS
A HILARIOUS PARODY
© Paolo Bolzoni, 2026
Please share it widely.

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CONCISE EVIL BIBLE.pdf
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February 2, 2026 at 7:17 PM
DIO HA CREATO IL PRESIDENTE DONALD J. TRUMP

Dio disse: "Plasmerò un uomo a Mia immagine, a Mia somiglianza, affinché regni in Mio nome e sia padrone dell’intero Universo".
January 30, 2026 at 11:09 AM