Dave
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Just kinda happy with life as it is, Man United and FPL otherwise
Our defending looks like old school FIFA when you just ran head on at the guy with the ball and tried to time the X button right
September 20, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Our defending looks like old school FIFA when you just ran head on at the guy with the ball and tried to time the X button right
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This is actually multitudes worse than anything Amorim produced in 25/26
September 20, 2026 at 4:57 PM
This is actually multitudes worse than anything Amorim produced in 25/26
Remember last season when we were all like 'Carrick has brought back the fun at United'
September 20, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Remember last season when we were all like 'Carrick has brought back the fun at United'
United dont have anyone holding up the ball, or running in behind, or driving through midfield.
They're not pressing high, or sitting deep, or staying narrow, or playing wide.
All play, defence and attack, is seemingly dependent on someone doing something special
They're not pressing high, or sitting deep, or staying narrow, or playing wide.
All play, defence and attack, is seemingly dependent on someone doing something special
September 20, 2026 at 4:13 PM
United dont have anyone holding up the ball, or running in behind, or driving through midfield.
They're not pressing high, or sitting deep, or staying narrow, or playing wide.
All play, defence and attack, is seemingly dependent on someone doing something special
They're not pressing high, or sitting deep, or staying narrow, or playing wide.
All play, defence and attack, is seemingly dependent on someone doing something special
We're such a moments team. Any decent chance often sparks five minutes of really good play. Anything goes against us, like not getting an obvious foul, and we fall apart. It shouldnt be like that.
September 20, 2026 at 4:00 PM
We're such a moments team. Any decent chance often sparks five minutes of really good play. Anything goes against us, like not getting an obvious foul, and we fall apart. It shouldnt be like that.
The way Carrick uses Dalot you'd think we had Philip Lahm playing at right back
September 20, 2026 at 3:42 PM
The way Carrick uses Dalot you'd think we had Philip Lahm playing at right back
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Our press really is awful
September 6, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Our press really is awful
"Too many people in..."
September 17, 2026 at 11:05 AM
"Too many people in..."
Got to score Marcus
September 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Got to score Marcus
Brighton's press is so good. Carrick, please take notes
September 16, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Brighton's press is so good. Carrick, please take notes
How was that not a foul on Ben?
September 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
How was that not a foul on Ben?
The difference between JJ Gabriel and other debut 15 year old talents like Yamal and Dowman is that he looks like a 15 year old. They didnt.
He's not nearly physically big enough to withstand fully grown men running through him. He'll get hurt
He's not nearly physically big enough to withstand fully grown men running through him. He'll get hurt
September 15, 2026 at 3:58 PM
The difference between JJ Gabriel and other debut 15 year old talents like Yamal and Dowman is that he looks like a 15 year old. They didnt.
He's not nearly physically big enough to withstand fully grown men running through him. He'll get hurt
He's not nearly physically big enough to withstand fully grown men running through him. He'll get hurt
Can't buy a foul atm
September 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Can't buy a foul atm
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Tielemans off is a mistake. Pretty frustrating
September 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Tielemans off is a mistake. Pretty frustrating
The Maguire head back corner has come close to working this season yet the try it 3-4 times a game
September 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
The Maguire head back corner has come close to working this season yet the try it 3-4 times a game
Hes fucking miles off!!!!
September 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Hes fucking miles off!!!!
VAR can fuck off. Thats mental
September 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
VAR can fuck off. Thats mental
C'mon Carrick. Do your job
September 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
C'mon Carrick. Do your job
Wouldnt it be nice if we had a 6"5 striker in the squad to fight for these crosses
September 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Wouldnt it be nice if we had a 6"5 striker in the squad to fight for these crosses
I was wrong, just said 'Ref has to be brave enough to send off a United player today'. Cunt
With the worsening standards these days Andy Townsend commentary doesnt seem nearly as bad as it used to. Still shit like
September 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I was wrong, just said 'Ref has to be brave enough to send off a United player today'. Cunt