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⌜!!⚠️ 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝙸𝙰𝙻 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟
/// ...𝚂𝙴𝙿. 𝟷𝟻𝚃𝙷 - 𝟷𝟽𝚃𝙷 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
THE AD-POCALYPTIC VISIONS MARATHON!
Featuring more guests and memetic hazards than your mind can possibly comprehend!
Check out the trailer below! 📼 ↴
/// ...𝚂𝙴𝙿. 𝟷𝟻𝚃𝙷 - 𝟷𝟽𝚃𝙷 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
THE AD-POCALYPTIC VISIONS MARATHON!
Featuring more guests and memetic hazards than your mind can possibly comprehend!
Check out the trailer below! 📼 ↴
We're 🔴 LIVE in 30 MINUTES, people! 𝘛𝘳𝘺 not to be late. Cressida isn't accepting "temporal anomaly" as a valid excuse anymore...
⌜!!⚠️ 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝙸𝙰𝙻 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟
/// ...𝚂𝙴𝙿. 𝟷𝟻𝚃𝙷 - 𝟷𝟽𝚃𝙷 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
THE AD-POCALYPTIC VISIONS MARATHON!
Featuring more guests and memetic hazards than your mind can possibly comprehend!
Check out the trailer below! 📼 ↴
/// ...𝚂𝙴𝙿. 𝟷𝟻𝚃𝙷 - 𝟷𝟽𝚃𝙷 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
THE AD-POCALYPTIC VISIONS MARATHON!
Featuring more guests and memetic hazards than your mind can possibly comprehend!
Check out the trailer below! 📼 ↴
September 15, 2026 at 9:30 PM
We're 🔴 LIVE in 30 MINUTES, people! 𝘛𝘳𝘺 not to be late. Cressida isn't accepting "temporal anomaly" as a valid excuse anymore...
⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟
Turns out, what happens here, 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 stay here... and we got it ALL on video.
@sheependy.bsky.social and @kamilabombette.bsky.social join T.O.M.E. for AD-POCALYPTIC VISIONS: SIN CITY EDITION!
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
Turns out, what happens here, 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 stay here... and we got it ALL on video.
@sheependy.bsky.social and @kamilabombette.bsky.social join T.O.M.E. for AD-POCALYPTIC VISIONS: SIN CITY EDITION!
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
September 15, 2026 at 7:35 PM
⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟
Turns out, what happens here, 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 stay here... and we got it ALL on video.
@sheependy.bsky.social and @kamilabombette.bsky.social join T.O.M.E. for AD-POCALYPTIC VISIONS: SIN CITY EDITION!
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
Turns out, what happens here, 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 stay here... and we got it ALL on video.
@sheependy.bsky.social and @kamilabombette.bsky.social join T.O.M.E. for AD-POCALYPTIC VISIONS: SIN CITY EDITION!
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
⌜ 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙺 𝙾𝙵 𝚂𝙴𝙿. 𝟷𝟹𝚃𝙷 - 𝟷𝟿𝚃𝙷 ⌟
That mistake of magic has made a real mess of things around here. So, she's been sealed in for the week and I'm now rekindling my utter contempt for clerical work...
So, enjoy babysitting duty. I'm counting on you, newbies~
—T
That mistake of magic has made a real mess of things around here. So, she's been sealed in for the week and I'm now rekindling my utter contempt for clerical work...
So, enjoy babysitting duty. I'm counting on you, newbies~
—T
September 15, 2026 at 4:20 PM
⌜ 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙺 𝙾𝙵 𝚂𝙴𝙿. 𝟷𝟹𝚃𝙷 - 𝟷𝟿𝚃𝙷 ⌟
That mistake of magic has made a real mess of things around here. So, she's been sealed in for the week and I'm now rekindling my utter contempt for clerical work...
So, enjoy babysitting duty. I'm counting on you, newbies~
—T
That mistake of magic has made a real mess of things around here. So, she's been sealed in for the week and I'm now rekindling my utter contempt for clerical work...
So, enjoy babysitting duty. I'm counting on you, newbies~
—T
"I bring the 𝗗𝗢𝗢𝗠 𝘢𝘯𝘥 the 𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗠. ...It's a whole damn 𝗠𝗢𝗢𝗗."
—Entity-034C, "T.O.M.E."
✎ @pumpkinsynth.bsky.social
⌜ #DICCPics ⌟
—Entity-034C, "T.O.M.E."
✎ @pumpkinsynth.bsky.social
⌜ #DICCPics ⌟
September 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
"I bring the 𝗗𝗢𝗢𝗠 𝘢𝘯𝘥 the 𝗕𝗢𝗢𝗠. ...It's a whole damn 𝗠𝗢𝗢𝗗."
—Entity-034C, "T.O.M.E."
✎ @pumpkinsynth.bsky.social
⌜ #DICCPics ⌟
—Entity-034C, "T.O.M.E."
✎ @pumpkinsynth.bsky.social
⌜ #DICCPics ⌟
Please refrain from saying, "I hate Mondays."
It knows.
It hates you too.
It told us.
We will, however, endeavor NOT to repeat the true breadth and depth of how Monday feels about 𝘺𝘰𝘶 for the sake of your continued sanity.
Have a nice day!
—O.N.A. R-018, "Cressida"
It knows.
It hates you too.
It told us.
We will, however, endeavor NOT to repeat the true breadth and depth of how Monday feels about 𝘺𝘰𝘶 for the sake of your continued sanity.
Have a nice day!
—O.N.A. R-018, "Cressida"
September 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Please refrain from saying, "I hate Mondays."
It knows.
It hates you too.
It told us.
We will, however, endeavor NOT to repeat the true breadth and depth of how Monday feels about 𝘺𝘰𝘶 for the sake of your continued sanity.
Have a nice day!
—O.N.A. R-018, "Cressida"
It knows.
It hates you too.
It told us.
We will, however, endeavor NOT to repeat the true breadth and depth of how Monday feels about 𝘺𝘰𝘶 for the sake of your continued sanity.
Have a nice day!
—O.N.A. R-018, "Cressida"
I get such unmitigated 𝗝𝗢𝗬 bein' “the weird commercial guy,” since that means I get random messages from people with unmitigated memetic hazards, saying:
“Knew I 𝘩𝘢𝘥 to send this to you. What you do with it is not my fault.”
My reputation precedes me...
—T.O.M.E.
“Knew I 𝘩𝘢𝘥 to send this to you. What you do with it is not my fault.”
My reputation precedes me...
—T.O.M.E.
September 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I get such unmitigated 𝗝𝗢𝗬 bein' “the weird commercial guy,” since that means I get random messages from people with unmitigated memetic hazards, saying:
“Knew I 𝘩𝘢𝘥 to send this to you. What you do with it is not my fault.”
My reputation precedes me...
—T.O.M.E.
“Knew I 𝘩𝘢𝘥 to send this to you. What you do with it is not my fault.”
My reputation precedes me...
—T.O.M.E.
⌜!!⚠️ 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝙸𝙰𝙻 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟
/// ...𝚂𝙴𝙿. 𝟷𝟻𝚃𝙷 - 𝟷𝟽𝚃𝙷 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
THE AD-POCALYPTIC VISIONS MARATHON!
Featuring more guests and memetic hazards than your mind can possibly comprehend!
Check out the trailer below! 📼 ↴
/// ...𝚂𝙴𝙿. 𝟷𝟻𝚃𝙷 - 𝟷𝟽𝚃𝙷 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
THE AD-POCALYPTIC VISIONS MARATHON!
Featuring more guests and memetic hazards than your mind can possibly comprehend!
Check out the trailer below! 📼 ↴
September 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
⌜!!⚠️ 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝙸𝙰𝙻 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟
/// ...𝚂𝙴𝙿. 𝟷𝟻𝚃𝙷 - 𝟷𝟽𝚃𝙷 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
THE AD-POCALYPTIC VISIONS MARATHON!
Featuring more guests and memetic hazards than your mind can possibly comprehend!
Check out the trailer below! 📼 ↴
/// ...𝚂𝙴𝙿. 𝟷𝟻𝚃𝙷 - 𝟷𝟽𝚃𝙷 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
THE AD-POCALYPTIC VISIONS MARATHON!
Featuring more guests and memetic hazards than your mind can possibly comprehend!
Check out the trailer below! 📼 ↴
In all my time as a Special Agent, I can confidently proclaim that there are few unspeakable horrors, uncaring edifices, or impossible labyrinths... that can compete with the man-made horror of the DMV. It has grown 𝘣𝘦𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘥 us.
...Okay, maybe Arby's.
...Okay, maybe Arby's.
September 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
In all my time as a Special Agent, I can confidently proclaim that there are few unspeakable horrors, uncaring edifices, or impossible labyrinths... that can compete with the man-made horror of the DMV. It has grown 𝘣𝘦𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘥 us.
...Okay, maybe Arby's.
...Okay, maybe Arby's.
Hey, agents. Just wanted to thank you all for tuning while I dealt with a lot of personal and professional obligations behind the scenes this week. It's been stressful, I'll admit it, but the regular broadcasts have been such a much-needed relief.
So, thank you. Truly.
So, thank you. Truly.
September 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Hey, agents. Just wanted to thank you all for tuning while I dealt with a lot of personal and professional obligations behind the scenes this week. It's been stressful, I'll admit it, but the regular broadcasts have been such a much-needed relief.
So, thank you. Truly.
So, thank you. Truly.
/// …『 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜.
/// ... 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝...
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴!
↳ twitch.tv/parasiteprotocol
/// ... 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝...
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴!
↳ twitch.tv/parasiteprotocol
⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟
P.I. Mike Thane has been dealt a bad hand. But, you play the cards you got...
It's time again for some old-school goonin' with more @newblood.games' Fallen Aces!
Thinking of missing it? Fuhgeddaboudit.
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
P.I. Mike Thane has been dealt a bad hand. But, you play the cards you got...
It's time again for some old-school goonin' with more @newblood.games' Fallen Aces!
Thinking of missing it? Fuhgeddaboudit.
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
September 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
/// …『 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜.
/// ... 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝...
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴!
↳ twitch.tv/parasiteprotocol
/// ... 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝...
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴!
↳ twitch.tv/parasiteprotocol
⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟
P.I. Mike Thane has been dealt a bad hand. But, you play the cards you got...
It's time again for some old-school goonin' with more @newblood.games' Fallen Aces!
Thinking of missing it? Fuhgeddaboudit.
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
P.I. Mike Thane has been dealt a bad hand. But, you play the cards you got...
It's time again for some old-school goonin' with more @newblood.games' Fallen Aces!
Thinking of missing it? Fuhgeddaboudit.
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
September 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟
P.I. Mike Thane has been dealt a bad hand. But, you play the cards you got...
It's time again for some old-school goonin' with more @newblood.games' Fallen Aces!
Thinking of missing it? Fuhgeddaboudit.
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
P.I. Mike Thane has been dealt a bad hand. But, you play the cards you got...
It's time again for some old-school goonin' with more @newblood.games' Fallen Aces!
Thinking of missing it? Fuhgeddaboudit.
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
If you or your colleagues’ reflections are missing, report it immediately to the nearest unaffected security personnel. Vampires, awakened illusions, and alternate reality doppelgängers are threats to the workplace environment and are taken seriously.
—O.N.A. R-018, "Cressida"
—O.N.A. R-018, "Cressida"
September 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
If you or your colleagues’ reflections are missing, report it immediately to the nearest unaffected security personnel. Vampires, awakened illusions, and alternate reality doppelgängers are threats to the workplace environment and are taken seriously.
—O.N.A. R-018, "Cressida"
—O.N.A. R-018, "Cressida"
/// …『 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜.
/// ... 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝...
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴!
↳ twitch.tv/parasiteprotocol
/// ... 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝...
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴!
↳ twitch.tv/parasiteprotocol
⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟
In a blighted world where the shadows grow ever longer and darker, a single ray of hope remains for you:
𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦.
Survive the night. Survive... IRON BLIGHT.
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
In a blighted world where the shadows grow ever longer and darker, a single ray of hope remains for you:
𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦.
Survive the night. Survive... IRON BLIGHT.
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
September 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM
/// …『 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜.
/// ... 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝...
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴!
↳ twitch.tv/parasiteprotocol
/// ... 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝...
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴!
↳ twitch.tv/parasiteprotocol
⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟
In a blighted world where the shadows grow ever longer and darker, a single ray of hope remains for you:
𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦.
Survive the night. Survive... IRON BLIGHT.
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
In a blighted world where the shadows grow ever longer and darker, a single ray of hope remains for you:
𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦.
Survive the night. Survive... IRON BLIGHT.
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
September 8, 2026 at 8:46 PM
⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟
In a blighted world where the shadows grow ever longer and darker, a single ray of hope remains for you:
𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦.
Survive the night. Survive... IRON BLIGHT.
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
In a blighted world where the shadows grow ever longer and darker, a single ray of hope remains for you:
𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦.
Survive the night. Survive... IRON BLIGHT.
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
Thalia recently suggested making changes to our standard ammunition in order to combat additional paranatural threats. Turns out, something to "anchor multi-dimensional beings in this reality" translates to me trying to convice the armory staff to put dirt into bullets...
September 8, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Thalia recently suggested making changes to our standard ammunition in order to combat additional paranatural threats. Turns out, something to "anchor multi-dimensional beings in this reality" translates to me trying to convice the armory staff to put dirt into bullets...
/// …『 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜.
/// ... 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝...
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴!
↳ twitch.tv/parasiteprotocol
/// ... 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝...
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴!
↳ twitch.tv/parasiteprotocol
⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟
A man, a man-child, a teeth child, and a rat-thing. It sounds like a sitcom.
I promise you, it's a horror show. So, tune in. Just don't...
LOOK Ȯ̷̳Ǘ̸̲T̸̢͊S̷͔̾I̵͕͒D̸̗̾E̸̯̊.
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
A man, a man-child, a teeth child, and a rat-thing. It sounds like a sitcom.
I promise you, it's a horror show. So, tune in. Just don't...
LOOK Ȯ̷̳Ǘ̸̲T̸̢͊S̷͔̾I̵͕͒D̸̗̾E̸̯̊.
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
September 7, 2026 at 10:00 PM
/// …『 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜.
/// ... 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝...
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴!
↳ twitch.tv/parasiteprotocol
/// ... 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝...
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴!
↳ twitch.tv/parasiteprotocol
⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟
A man, a man-child, a teeth child, and a rat-thing. It sounds like a sitcom.
I promise you, it's a horror show. So, tune in. Just don't...
LOOK Ȯ̷̳Ǘ̸̲T̸̢͊S̷͔̾I̵͕͒D̸̗̾E̸̯̊.
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
A man, a man-child, a teeth child, and a rat-thing. It sounds like a sitcom.
I promise you, it's a horror show. So, tune in. Just don't...
LOOK Ȯ̷̳Ǘ̸̲T̸̢͊S̷͔̾I̵͕͒D̸̗̾E̸̯̊.
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
September 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟
A man, a man-child, a teeth child, and a rat-thing. It sounds like a sitcom.
I promise you, it's a horror show. So, tune in. Just don't...
LOOK Ȯ̷̳Ǘ̸̲T̸̢͊S̷͔̾I̵͕͒D̸̗̾E̸̯̊.
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
A man, a man-child, a teeth child, and a rat-thing. It sounds like a sitcom.
I promise you, it's a horror show. So, tune in. Just don't...
LOOK Ȯ̷̳Ǘ̸̲T̸̢͊S̷͔̾I̵͕͒D̸̗̾E̸̯̊.
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
⌜ 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙺 𝙾𝙵 𝚂𝙴𝙿. 𝟼𝚃𝙷 - 𝟷𝟸𝚃𝙷 ⌟
Now, I'm not a numbers guy... but we've been on a roll with our case completion rate recently, agents. It's made the casualty figures 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 acceptable.
Keep up the good work this week.
—Special Agent John Doe
Now, I'm not a numbers guy... but we've been on a roll with our case completion rate recently, agents. It's made the casualty figures 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 acceptable.
Keep up the good work this week.
—Special Agent John Doe
September 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
⌜ 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙺 𝙾𝙵 𝚂𝙴𝙿. 𝟼𝚃𝙷 - 𝟷𝟸𝚃𝙷 ⌟
Now, I'm not a numbers guy... but we've been on a roll with our case completion rate recently, agents. It's made the casualty figures 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 acceptable.
Keep up the good work this week.
—Special Agent John Doe
Now, I'm not a numbers guy... but we've been on a roll with our case completion rate recently, agents. It's made the casualty figures 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 acceptable.
Keep up the good work this week.
—Special Agent John Doe
Recently, HaloHiime (who you should 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 check out) said I sounded like Steve Blum. I've been collecting REALLY flattering voice actor comparisons recently like old PS2 survival horror games:
I don't have many, but I treasure every one.
I don't have many, but I treasure every one.
September 5, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Recently, HaloHiime (who you should 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 check out) said I sounded like Steve Blum. I've been collecting REALLY flattering voice actor comparisons recently like old PS2 survival horror games:
I don't have many, but I treasure every one.
I don't have many, but I treasure every one.
Uhhhhh... it's not my fault. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦...
—T.O.M.E.
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝙹𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚛'𝚜!
—T.O.M.E.
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝙹𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚛'𝚜!
✯ www.twitch.tv/junior_vt ✯
『 We shouldn't have tried to revive Mit Aia 』
@fahoozle.bsky.social @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social @edxiii.bsky.social
『 We shouldn't have tried to revive Mit Aia 』
@fahoozle.bsky.social @parasiteprotocol.bsky.social @edxiii.bsky.social
September 4, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Uhhhhh... it's not my fault. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦...
—T.O.M.E.
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝙹𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚛'𝚜!
—T.O.M.E.
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝙹𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚘𝚛'𝚜!
Today is Friday in containment. 𝘏𝘶𝘩?
T.O.M.E. doing a little "𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩" for a future AD-POCALYPTIC VISIONS episode... Seem familiar to anyone?
What are YOU watching this week?
T.O.M.E. doing a little "𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩" for a future AD-POCALYPTIC VISIONS episode... Seem familiar to anyone?
What are YOU watching this week?
September 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Today is Friday in containment. 𝘏𝘶𝘩?
T.O.M.E. doing a little "𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩" for a future AD-POCALYPTIC VISIONS episode... Seem familiar to anyone?
What are YOU watching this week?
T.O.M.E. doing a little "𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩" for a future AD-POCALYPTIC VISIONS episode... Seem familiar to anyone?
What are YOU watching this week?
A friendly reminder that we here at the Department do not believe that there is such a thing as “superstition”.
After all, it’s not superstition if it WORKS. (...And a welcome bonus if it's not 𝘵𝘰𝘰 taxing on the budget.)
—O.N.A. R-018, "Cressida"
After all, it’s not superstition if it WORKS. (...And a welcome bonus if it's not 𝘵𝘰𝘰 taxing on the budget.)
—O.N.A. R-018, "Cressida"
September 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
A friendly reminder that we here at the Department do not believe that there is such a thing as “superstition”.
After all, it’s not superstition if it WORKS. (...And a welcome bonus if it's not 𝘵𝘰𝘰 taxing on the budget.)
—O.N.A. R-018, "Cressida"
After all, it’s not superstition if it WORKS. (...And a welcome bonus if it's not 𝘵𝘰𝘰 taxing on the budget.)
—O.N.A. R-018, "Cressida"
/// …『 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜.
/// ... 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝...
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴!
↳ twitch.tv/parasiteprotocol
/// ... 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝...
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴!
↳ twitch.tv/parasiteprotocol
⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟
With a name like Switchblade City, it really had no choice BUT to become a hive of scum and villainy.
Oh well! Time to be an ace in THEIR hole in... @newblood.games' Fallen Aces!
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
With a name like Switchblade City, it really had no choice BUT to become a hive of scum and villainy.
Oh well! Time to be an ace in THEIR hole in... @newblood.games' Fallen Aces!
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
September 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
/// …『 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗢𝗟 』𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎, 𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜.
/// ... 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝...
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴!
↳ twitch.tv/parasiteprotocol
/// ... 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝...
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴!
↳ twitch.tv/parasiteprotocol
⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟
With a name like Switchblade City, it really had no choice BUT to become a hive of scum and villainy.
Oh well! Time to be an ace in THEIR hole in... @newblood.games' Fallen Aces!
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
With a name like Switchblade City, it really had no choice BUT to become a hive of scum and villainy.
Oh well! Time to be an ace in THEIR hole in... @newblood.games' Fallen Aces!
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
September 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
⌜!!⚠️ 𝙱𝚁𝙾𝙰𝙳𝙲𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙲𝙴𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃: ⚠️!!⌟
With a name like Switchblade City, it really had no choice BUT to become a hive of scum and villainy.
Oh well! Time to be an ace in THEIR hole in... @newblood.games' Fallen Aces!
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
With a name like Switchblade City, it really had no choice BUT to become a hive of scum and villainy.
Oh well! Time to be an ace in THEIR hole in... @newblood.games' Fallen Aces!
/// ...🔴 𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴 @ 𝟼:𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝙼 𝙴𝚃.
Hey, agents. I wanted to let you know that I will not be playing Twisted Tower tonight. I found out today that A.I. was used during its development and this fact was NEVER disclosed on any storefront the game is sold.
So, yeah... I'll be playing something 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦. Stay tuned.
So, yeah... I'll be playing something 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦. Stay tuned.
September 2, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Hey, agents. I wanted to let you know that I will not be playing Twisted Tower tonight. I found out today that A.I. was used during its development and this fact was NEVER disclosed on any storefront the game is sold.
So, yeah... I'll be playing something 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦. Stay tuned.
So, yeah... I'll be playing something 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦. Stay tuned.