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𝗦𝗘𝗚𝗔 — SONIC TAKEOVER
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THIS IS A PARODY ACC

“ 𝙒𝙀𝙇𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙉𝙀𝙓𝙏 𝙇𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙇“

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“ Let’s fix this mess up SEGA —! “

— SONIC TAKE OVER
Happy birthday to me ..!
June 23, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I took care of SEGA.
June 7, 2026 at 9:45 PM
“ Let’s fix this mess up SEGA —! “

— SONIC TAKE OVER
June 7, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Wait what Sonic what are you doing her—
June 7, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Hey guys uh…

That ain’t me
June 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Man I love being a SEGA property.
June 7, 2026 at 8:49 PM
We can only wish the writer behind this account was the actual SEGA

Then maybe we wouldn’t have Gen Slop involved.
June 7, 2026 at 8:46 PM
From our start in the Arcade to being home of so many franchises, we are happy to celebrate our birthday today!

From Alex Kidd to Sonic the Hedgehog! From the Genesis to the Dreamcast, we thank you so much for being with us for so long.

To many more years of SEGA !
June 3, 2026 at 6:39 PM
It’s our birthday today how exciting
June 3, 2026 at 6:19 PM
You ever make a game with your life on the line?
May 7, 2026 at 6:57 AM
May 7, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Hope I didn’t miss anything ..!

[ Hushed whispers, with sounds of paper ]

Oh god why does he look like that ..?
May 7, 2026 at 4:15 AM
“ So we haven’t died.

Yet. “
February 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Merry Christmas from SEGA — !
December 25, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Total war I guess
December 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This is what we do to parasites
December 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
We put up 0 points Sonic
Hey guys, hope I'm not too late!

…Huh?! It's over already?!
December 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
December 12, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Goose

Fuck you SEGA.
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Go for it
I need a turkey, a rubber band, a singular bullet, sum' condoms, n' a cucumber .
December 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Kill nintendo
December 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
SEGA pushes Nintendo down a flight of stairs.
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
People hate you

I hate you
Stop hoping to believe you'd stand a chance.
December 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Stop rigging.
No. You suck on mine.

You lost not once, but three times.
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
What.
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM