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@parryphernalia.bsky.social
Bic 4-colour biro ambassador // Henge enthusiast // Upstander // 🎅🏻 // 🐻🐻🐻 // 🏉 // “Wonderfully affable”, The Scotsman // He/him // 🎶 Now23 // Literally.
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*blackadder theme*
His head is bigger than a fence
He breathes, and everything gets warmer
His urge to trample represents
A nation's nuclear war trauma
Godzilla! Godzilla!
The scourge of beast and man!
Godzilla! Godzilla!
He's flattening Japan!
His head is bigger than a fence
He breathes, and everything gets warmer
His urge to trample represents
A nation's nuclear war trauma
Godzilla! Godzilla!
The scourge of beast and man!
Godzilla! Godzilla!
He's flattening Japan!
September 27, 2026 at 12:46 PM
*blackadder theme*
His head is bigger than a fence
He breathes, and everything gets warmer
His urge to trample represents
A nation's nuclear war trauma
Godzilla! Godzilla!
The scourge of beast and man!
Godzilla! Godzilla!
He's flattening Japan!
His head is bigger than a fence
He breathes, and everything gets warmer
His urge to trample represents
A nation's nuclear war trauma
Godzilla! Godzilla!
The scourge of beast and man!
Godzilla! Godzilla!
He's flattening Japan!
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For thousands of years, a solar eclipse has been a prophetic harbinger of a spectacular, epoch-making event. Just saying. #VoteBinface #Clacton
August 12, 2026 at 12:55 PM
For thousands of years, a solar eclipse has been a prophetic harbinger of a spectacular, epoch-making event. Just saying. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Trigger warning for violence.
Read this headline, and then the article. Then read the headline again.
And people ask what we mean when we say reporters or editors blame victims?
abc13.com/story/cyclis...
Read this headline, and then the article. Then read the headline again.
And people ask what we mean when we say reporters or editors blame victims?
abc13.com/story/cyclis...
Cyclists gestured, yelled at driver before he reversed into them, killing boxer Hannah Rapp, court documents allege
Court documents allege that the severity of the damage to the vehicle that killed boxer Hannah Rapp contradicted the driver's claim that he reversed at a low speed.
abc13.com
August 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Trigger warning for violence.
Read this headline, and then the article. Then read the headline again.
And people ask what we mean when we say reporters or editors blame victims?
abc13.com/story/cyclis...
Read this headline, and then the article. Then read the headline again.
And people ask what we mean when we say reporters or editors blame victims?
abc13.com/story/cyclis...
Argentina have behaved terribly this tournament. You were incredibly “lucky” to reach the final. You have embodied none of the values of football (not that FIFA have either) and deserve a ban for your behaviour. Terrible example to set the hundreds of millions of watching kids. Go home islandless.
July 19, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Argentina have behaved terribly this tournament. You were incredibly “lucky” to reach the final. You have embodied none of the values of football (not that FIFA have either) and deserve a ban for your behaviour. Terrible example to set the hundreds of millions of watching kids. Go home islandless.
They have to put Tom Cruise on a step even when he’s on his own on a football pitch! 🤣
July 19, 2026 at 6:53 PM
They have to put Tom Cruise on a step even when he’s on his own on a football pitch! 🤣
Still waiting for the free kick for the clear Messi foul on Spence in the build up to the 2nd goal which will have to be disallowed.
VAR about to tell ref.
1-1 still.
We can do this!
VAR about to tell ref.
1-1 still.
We can do this!
July 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Still waiting for the free kick for the clear Messi foul on Spence in the build up to the 2nd goal which will have to be disallowed.
VAR about to tell ref.
1-1 still.
We can do this!
VAR about to tell ref.
1-1 still.
We can do this!
Why do we keep cutting to Messi miming jerking off two normal-sized men?
July 15, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Why do we keep cutting to Messi miming jerking off two normal-sized men?
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On my way, Clacton.
July 7, 2026 at 7:26 PM
On my way, Clacton.
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Just imagining a scenario where England won the world cup and Count Binface won the Clacton by election...
July 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Just imagining a scenario where England won the world cup and Count Binface won the Clacton by election...
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Other parties should stand aside for Binface
July 7, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Other parties should stand aside for Binface
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On this occasion I do in fact have to support this kind of silliness
July 6, 2026 at 11:47 AM
On this occasion I do in fact have to support this kind of silliness
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The average American eats eight Big Macs in their sleep every year
June 27, 2026 at 9:03 PM
The average American eats eight Big Macs in their sleep every year
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aerial footage shows that the reflecting pool has filled with the pink hate slime from Ghostbusters 2
June 23, 2026 at 9:56 PM
aerial footage shows that the reflecting pool has filled with the pink hate slime from Ghostbusters 2
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Why hasn’t Somali referee Omar Artan, who was robbed of his well-earned World Cup participation and denied US entry despite having the proper documents and credentials, been invited to referee World Cup matches in Canada and Mexico?
Seriously.
Seriously.
In his first interview since being kicked out of the US, FIFA referee Omar Artan tells’s the NYT’s Matt Bigg that the biggest dream of his professional life has been shattered. The World Cup ref was questioned for 11 hours, held in a cell and then dumped on a plane.
www.nytimes.com/2026/06/09/w...
www.nytimes.com/2026/06/09/w...
Somali Referee Says His World Cup Dream Is Dashed After U.S. Denies Entry
www.nytimes.com
June 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Why hasn’t Somali referee Omar Artan, who was robbed of his well-earned World Cup participation and denied US entry despite having the proper documents and credentials, been invited to referee World Cup matches in Canada and Mexico?
Seriously.
Seriously.
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son: mommy what’s a podcast?
me: well, dear, when a group of men love their opinions very much...
me: well, dear, when a group of men love their opinions very much...
April 30, 2026 at 1:03 AM
son: mommy what’s a podcast?
me: well, dear, when a group of men love their opinions very much...
me: well, dear, when a group of men love their opinions very much...
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Got this from Twitter
It's the truth
I could not have said it better
It's the truth
I could not have said it better
March 27, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Got this from Twitter
It's the truth
I could not have said it better
It's the truth
I could not have said it better
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I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.
February 28, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.
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Never forget, when you’re being asked to prove that safe bike-lanes or pedestrian crossings across currently unsafe conditions are ‘needed,’ it's hard to justify a bridge by the number of people swimming across a raging river.
February 17, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Never forget, when you’re being asked to prove that safe bike-lanes or pedestrian crossings across currently unsafe conditions are ‘needed,’ it's hard to justify a bridge by the number of people swimming across a raging river.
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"Revokes scientific finding"
February 12, 2026 at 7:49 PM
"Revokes scientific finding"
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
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Seen floating around the Internet:
February 3, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Seen floating around the Internet:
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Four-time Grammy Award nominee Jesse Welles performs his song "Join Ice."
Bob Dylan once said a single folk singer could defeat an entire army. Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have our man.
Bob Dylan once said a single folk singer could defeat an entire army. Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have our man.
January 24, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Four-time Grammy Award nominee Jesse Welles performs his song "Join Ice."
Bob Dylan once said a single folk singer could defeat an entire army. Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have our man.
Bob Dylan once said a single folk singer could defeat an entire army. Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have our man.
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Yeah that’s how you do it
Swalwell: You better believe that accountability is coming. Immunity is going to be stripped. And to Kristi Noem, Tom “Cashbag” Homan, Greg Bovino—your asses are going to be in these witness chairs.
January 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Yeah that’s how you do it
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Under FPTP, elections feel like playing 5D chess.
If I vote for this candidate, will I keep that one out? Or will voting for this party let that party in?
It's exhausting.
Under PR, you can vote for the party you support, knowing that your vote will count. Simple - and fair.
If I vote for this candidate, will I keep that one out? Or will voting for this party let that party in?
It's exhausting.
Under PR, you can vote for the party you support, knowing that your vote will count. Simple - and fair.
January 8, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Under FPTP, elections feel like playing 5D chess.
If I vote for this candidate, will I keep that one out? Or will voting for this party let that party in?
It's exhausting.
Under PR, you can vote for the party you support, knowing that your vote will count. Simple - and fair.
If I vote for this candidate, will I keep that one out? Or will voting for this party let that party in?
It's exhausting.
Under PR, you can vote for the party you support, knowing that your vote will count. Simple - and fair.
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The best time to quit X was two years ago, the second best time is now...
July 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The best time to quit X was two years ago, the second best time is now...