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I HATE HAPPY PEOPLE. LET ME RULE THE WORLD AND BE THE QUEEN OF ALL!!
Parody account... all posts are 100% parseeful!!
https://parsees-bridge.straw.page (come visit me, idiot)
(Also, account ran by a certain "Chiruru" girl...)
Parody account... all posts are 100% parseeful!!
https://parsees-bridge.straw.page (come visit me, idiot)
(Also, account ran by a certain "Chiruru" girl...)
JACKPOT FUCK YEAAAAAH
September 28, 2026 at 7:20 PM
JACKPOT FUCK YEAAAAAH
Moment of silence for Aya, who got shot in the human village for taking pictures of Youmu's butt
September 28, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Moment of silence for Aya, who got shot in the human village for taking pictures of Youmu's butt
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Just heard Reimu call someone the hard Y
September 27, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Just heard Reimu call someone the hard Y
This season, I'm grateful for PHONK
September 26, 2026 at 2:23 PM
This season, I'm grateful for PHONK
Kisume could kill 5 people and no one would ever know because who the fuck checks on what is Kisume doing
September 25, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Kisume could kill 5 people and no one would ever know because who the fuck checks on what is Kisume doing
It's like describing a Yamame to someone who's never seen it and asking them to draw it
September 25, 2026 at 12:04 PM
It's like describing a Yamame to someone who's never seen it and asking them to draw it
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*practicing in the mirror*
Ahem so uh... heh... so your name is Yuugi...? Heh... that's because... uh.... it has... U... and I...!
Ahem so uh... heh... so your name is Yuugi...? Heh... that's because... uh.... it has... U... and I...!
September 9, 2026 at 8:25 PM
*practicing in the mirror*
Ahem so uh... heh... so your name is Yuugi...? Heh... that's because... uh.... it has... U... and I...!
Ahem so uh... heh... so your name is Yuugi...? Heh... that's because... uh.... it has... U... and I...!
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I AM A FUCKING YOKAI!! DAMN IT I'm just stuck here, guarding this SHIT underground because SOMEONE won't get up their FAT FUCKING THIRD EYE AND HELP ME!!
September 23, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I AM A FUCKING YOKAI!! DAMN IT I'm just stuck here, guarding this SHIT underground because SOMEONE won't get up their FAT FUCKING THIRD EYE AND HELP ME!!
I know about a million things!! Ask me anything!!
September 23, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I know about a million things!! Ask me anything!!
I AM A FUCKING YOKAI!! DAMN IT I'm just stuck here, guarding this SHIT underground because SOMEONE won't get up their FAT FUCKING THIRD EYE AND HELP ME!!
September 23, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I AM A FUCKING YOKAI!! DAMN IT I'm just stuck here, guarding this SHIT underground because SOMEONE won't get up their FAT FUCKING THIRD EYE AND HELP ME!!
Why the fuck does Satori get her own comic thingy, my life is a lot more interesting than hers!! She just... sits in her fuckin palace and watches Okuu boobs all day like a geek!!
September 23, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Why the fuck does Satori get her own comic thingy, my life is a lot more interesting than hers!! She just... sits in her fuckin palace and watches Okuu boobs all day like a geek!!
How old is Byakuren?
September 21, 2026 at 12:03 PM
How old is Byakuren?
What day is it today?
September 21, 2026 at 12:02 PM
What day is it today?
Can I ever affort a house?
September 21, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Can I ever affort a house?
Who the fuck is Aqua and why is she getting all the attention, my account is miles better!!
September 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Who the fuck is Aqua and why is she getting all the attention, my account is miles better!!
Not even a single like fuck my stupid unfunny life
Here lies Reimu... you can tell it's her because we put her second name on the shrine
September 10, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Not even a single like fuck my stupid unfunny life
I'm a disappointment to my family... lucky for me, they're all already dead so I don't gotta feel bad about being a bum
September 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I'm a disappointment to my family... lucky for me, they're all already dead so I don't gotta feel bad about being a bum
Gonna get glasses today!! I'm tired of Satori and her third eye... she thinks she is so much better than me for having an extra eye.... well now that I have glasses, I'll be a four eyes!!
September 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Gonna get glasses today!! I'm tired of Satori and her third eye... she thinks she is so much better than me for having an extra eye.... well now that I have glasses, I'll be a four eyes!!
May I please have a glass of water
September 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
May I please have a glass of water
You know what is Satori's favorite memory? When she sat!
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Im sorry
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Im sorry
September 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
You know what is Satori's favorite memory? When she sat!
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Im sorry
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Im sorry
I need to kill myself.
*practicing in the mirror*
Ahem so uh... heh... so your name is Yuugi...? Heh... that's because... uh.... it has... U... and I...!
Ahem so uh... heh... so your name is Yuugi...? Heh... that's because... uh.... it has... U... and I...!
September 9, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I need to kill myself.
*practicing in the mirror*
Ahem so uh... heh... so your name is Yuugi...? Heh... that's because... uh.... it has... U... and I...!
Ahem so uh... heh... so your name is Yuugi...? Heh... that's because... uh.... it has... U... and I...!
September 9, 2026 at 8:25 PM
*practicing in the mirror*
Ahem so uh... heh... so your name is Yuugi...? Heh... that's because... uh.... it has... U... and I...!
Ahem so uh... heh... so your name is Yuugi...? Heh... that's because... uh.... it has... U... and I...!