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Pastel, The Blerd
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Pastel, The Blerd @pasteltheblerd.bsky.social · Jul 16
If I sent you this just know I tried to help ya ass and you aint listen #XMen97
Lady Deathstrike looks at Morph and nonverbally communicates "I told you about short ass. Now you got fucked and you hurt"
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#AEWAllOut was the most Fuck Ass PLE I think I've ever seen 4.5/5
Wrestler Juice Robinson and Marina Shafir dressed as football coaches for their AEW All Out Tailgate Match
September 27, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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YKW Im not mad at this youtu.be/12lQr-7L7wU?...
THE BARTENDER FROM OBSESSION | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Malcolm Kelner
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September 26, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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If you're black and still playing Marvel Rivals idk fam What are you doing IYKYK
1940's Captain America punches The Kingpin
September 25, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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When Zoe the Manhunter Shapeshifts Organs while Im mid thrust #Lanters
September 14, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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What chu mean Midwest Huxtables. Jon?!
Jon Stewart Sr and his wife stare at something off screen. With Kufies on their heads
September 2, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Life be lifing boi
August 31, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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RIP Hayden Panelliere
Lyrics from Chidish Gambino's We Aint Them I'm aiming a little hard, I gotta be honest Feelin' like the other stuff is kinda behind us Makin' jokes here and there done got us some dollars I'm tryna show the whole world what it is and it ain't a game He said, "Homie, stay the course, ain't shit changed Weird night, and everybody was tipsy Hangin' out with Questlove reminiscing 'bout Whitney He like, "Man, we can't even make it to 50?!"
August 17, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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Japan Yen is 150 to a $1 Yeah let me open up Rosetta Stone and see about some flights
August 6, 2026 at 12:05 PM
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I knew #spidermanbrandnewday was special when I seen dude pull out the Iphone 17 Pro Max and the Black Magic Pocket to record the bootleg
July 31, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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Meg is becoming one of my fav writers in wrestling iammeganambers.com/2026/07/31/i...
If I May Speak Candidly… The Loudest Man in the Room Isn’t the Threat
CM Punk and Cody Rhodes via WWE.com The following content reflects my personal opinion and should be interpreted as such. Any views expressed here are solely mine and do not represent any official …
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July 31, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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It's A new Day Yes it Is! My ★★★★½ review of Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026) on @letterboxd: boxd.it/fxjel3)
#BrandNew
#SpiderMan
#BrandNewDay
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A ★★★★½ review of Spider-Man: Brand New Day (2026)
Since the release of Thunderbolts in 2025, New York has transformed. The Knicks finally won the NBA championship, a socialist now reigns as Mayor, and Mero from Desus and Mero has taken over the morni...
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July 30, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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Non Spoiler Spoilers for #BrandNew📷 #SpiderMan📷 #BrandNewDay📷 #SpiderManBrandNewDay📷
Cricut Board puzzle from Spiderman PS5 A picture of a small potato and a large potato WWE SmackDown Manger Nick Aldis watches as wrestler Bayley addresses her fellow members in the faction Damage Control (from left to right; Kari Sane, Asuka, Iyo Sky) Combo List from Spiderman PS5
July 30, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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It’s time to experience peak
July 29, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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The New Day Rocks Forever
Dexter from Dexter Laboratory cries as he looks at a poster of wrestling tag team The New Day. The caption read "Stunt on these hoes"
July 29, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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July 29, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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I keep forgetting that Nightcrawler's Mama is also his Daddy
July 29, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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Different Daddies Same Mama Things Go Wrong The Same Drama
July 29, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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This is crazy!
July 25, 2026 at 6:10 AM
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Its Tokon Time
July 24, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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Saturday July 25, 2026
8PM CST
2hr Beta Play Stream
Its Marveeeell Baybeee
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July 23, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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Using this formula in daily interaction from now on (Credit @fdsignifier.bsky.social)
Text reads "The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger that amount needed to produce it"
July 22, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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All these firings at legacy media is make sure the suitscontrol the narratives. They know a larage portion of the public will never check for indie journolism
July 21, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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Im in the paint like
July 21, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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Brad Winderbaum I need it all Jackets, Merch, cross platforms, Videogame tie-ins, Soundtracks. Nolan just called ya chain fake. House of Kal-EL throwin up gang signs. #AvengersDoomsday
July 20, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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2026 FIFA World Cup Spain beat Argentina
Spanish Hatsune Miku's Reign begins today
(Art by nefery_art)
Vocaloid Hatsune Miku wears a Spain World Cup jersey with her fist clenched. Shoulders slightly raised with her tounge sticking up. Midriff showing
July 20, 2026 at 12:23 AM