patchcat
@patchcat.social
Computer guy doin life things
651 ♊️-> 906 🦌-> 989 🏔️-> 407 🎢-> 352 🐊
Some things I like and do: 🎥🏈🏒🏁🔫🎧🚗💻
https://pawpals.place/patchhes
651 ♊️-> 906 🦌-> 989 🏔️-> 407 🎢-> 352 🐊
Some things I like and do: 🎥🏈🏒🏁🔫🎧🚗💻
https://pawpals.place/patchhes
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patchcat
@patchcat.social
· Sep 4
"Charlie Brown, it might be time to consider the wild possibility that you're a good person, and that people like you."
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the moral of this story is that if you build anything "for the community" people will make it their sole purpose in life to utterly destroy you because you represent the closest thing to power they can lash out at archive.ph/2026.09.22-1...
September 23, 2026 at 2:18 PM
the moral of this story is that if you build anything "for the community" people will make it their sole purpose in life to utterly destroy you because you represent the closest thing to power they can lash out at archive.ph/2026.09.22-1...
a heat-seeking missile aimed directly at my desk
Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown https://theonion.com/vacationing-man-excited-to-try-fast-food-franchise-not-1819575991/
September 23, 2026 at 2:18 PM
a heat-seeking missile aimed directly at my desk
working a firewall + smtp problem since lunch yesterday.
September 23, 2026 at 1:51 PM
working a firewall + smtp problem since lunch yesterday.
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Compaq Presario loaded with Windows 95 and as many free demo discs and Humongous Entertainment games as I could get my grubby little paws on
September 23, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Compaq Presario loaded with Windows 95 and as many free demo discs and Humongous Entertainment games as I could get my grubby little paws on
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Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
September 22, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
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[job interview]
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
September 22, 2026 at 3:35 AM
[job interview]
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
interviewer: so god killed all your kids?
job: that's right
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"WHEN YOU USE JARRED SAUCES ADD SALT" tattoo it on my arms so I never forget
September 22, 2026 at 11:35 PM
"WHEN YOU USE JARRED SAUCES ADD SALT" tattoo it on my arms so I never forget
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"Charlie Brown, it might be time to consider the wild possibility that you're a good person, and that people like you."
September 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
"Charlie Brown, it might be time to consider the wild possibility that you're a good person, and that people like you."
It’s because everyone tried to go to the alternatives, had a bad time, and went back to Discord. The alternatives haven’t meaningfully matured in the last 6 months, so the options now are the devil you know v. a struggle to get people to switch to a worse platform.
Discord finally confirmed for real when they're rolling out age verification service-wide (tomorrow) and I've not seen a single person make a peep about it
Safer for Teens, Same Discord for Adults
We’re launching a revamped, privacy-focused age assurance solution including methods that won’t require an ID or selfie. Here’s how it works.
discord.com
September 22, 2026 at 10:34 PM
It’s because everyone tried to go to the alternatives, had a bad time, and went back to Discord. The alternatives haven’t meaningfully matured in the last 6 months, so the options now are the devil you know v. a struggle to get people to switch to a worse platform.
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The University of Michigan does lead the league in white dudes capable of busting out a sturdy-ass percolator on demand
September 22, 2026 at 9:30 PM
The University of Michigan does lead the league in white dudes capable of busting out a sturdy-ass percolator on demand
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ALL THE CARTOON BETS FROM WEEK 2 ARE LIVE, IN THE CHAOS RWPORT
www.thedrawplay.com/comic/chaos-...
www.thedrawplay.com/comic/chaos-...
CHAOS REPORT WEEK 2: JANK STYLE - The Draw Play
The Chaos is back, and it’s stupid
www.thedrawplay.com
September 22, 2026 at 2:03 PM
ALL THE CARTOON BETS FROM WEEK 2 ARE LIVE, IN THE CHAOS RWPORT
www.thedrawplay.com/comic/chaos-...
www.thedrawplay.com/comic/chaos-...
Damn dude calorie tracking got hands. I want snacks but there's no room in the budget.
September 22, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Damn dude calorie tracking got hands. I want snacks but there's no room in the budget.
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"Get your hands off my lobby boy!"
"Sometimes fear is the appropriate response."
September 22, 2026 at 1:05 AM
"Get your hands off my lobby boy!"
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this guy did the towel-over-the-head routine for a hamstring tweak that might not even keep him out of practice
📈📈📈 CALEB WILLIAMS UPDATE 📈📈📈
Bears QB Caleb Williams avoided any major injury to his hamstring Sunday, tests confirmed today.
The team isn’t even ruling him out for next Monday’s game against the Eagles.
A massive sigh of relief in Chicago.
Per @tompelissero.bsky.social
Bears QB Caleb Williams avoided any major injury to his hamstring Sunday, tests confirmed today.
The team isn’t even ruling him out for next Monday’s game against the Eagles.
A massive sigh of relief in Chicago.
Per @tompelissero.bsky.social
September 21, 2026 at 5:06 PM
this guy did the towel-over-the-head routine for a hamstring tweak that might not even keep him out of practice
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Laquon Treadwell
September 21, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Laquon Treadwell
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sorry, chargers :(
You know what? I'm here for it, fuck it. Still wish they were in San Diego, but I can get behind Chargers Good Again
September 21, 2026 at 12:04 AM
sorry, chargers :(
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