Patinthehat
@patinthehat.bsky.social
I watch a lot of bad movies and root for terrible sports teams. Philly based
Hopefully we don't have any horrible national tragedies tomorrow.
October 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Hopefully we don't have any horrible national tragedies tomorrow.
I really hate that my bagel place has an electronic ordering system. I hate that we need technology for my breakfast. My bagel order should be between me the cashier and God.
October 3, 2026 at 12:16 PM
I really hate that my bagel place has an electronic ordering system. I hate that we need technology for my breakfast. My bagel order should be between me the cashier and God.
Going to every museum in Philly! I went to The Academy of Natural Sciences. I was in awe of this place as a child and It's still inspiring. It's depressing that this 200 year old institution will be closing. I learned a lot about Lewis &Clark, Bird Safety, and taxidermy.
September 27, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Going to every museum in Philly! I went to The Academy of Natural Sciences. I was in awe of this place as a child and It's still inspiring. It's depressing that this 200 year old institution will be closing. I learned a lot about Lewis &Clark, Bird Safety, and taxidermy.
honor of Stephen King Day here are my top 10 movies/books. I find myself almost always reading a SK novel. When I need to do reports I put an audiobook on. He is not the best writer or the scariest but he got some good stories. It was hard keeping the lists under 20.
September 22, 2026 at 3:07 AM
honor of Stephen King Day here are my top 10 movies/books. I find myself almost always reading a SK novel. When I need to do reports I put an audiobook on. He is not the best writer or the scariest but he got some good stories. It was hard keeping the lists under 20.
Josh Harris is the devil. I love the Sixers. I wish we had a different owner.
September 18, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Josh Harris is the devil. I love the Sixers. I wish we had a different owner.
Going to every museum in Philadelphia! The Franklin Museum is a great time. It's very interactive. I highly recommend this museum.
September 8, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Going to every museum in Philadelphia! The Franklin Museum is a great time. It's very interactive. I highly recommend this museum.
Werewolf Wednesday! Going to watch Gingersnaps today.
September 2, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Werewolf Wednesday! Going to watch Gingersnaps today.
Drone delivery is so lame.
August 24, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Drone delivery is so lame.
It's meta, like New Nightmare, from frightmaster Wes Craven.
August 17, 2026 at 11:36 PM
It's meta, like New Nightmare, from frightmaster Wes Craven.
@jtannenwald.bsky.social any shot at Mexico playing in Philly when they go to Nj &DC?
July 22, 2026 at 1:22 PM
@jtannenwald.bsky.social any shot at Mexico playing in Philly when they go to Nj &DC?
Sam Kerr is entering the match
July 16, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Sam Kerr is entering the match
The best thing MLS could have done to capitalize on the World Cup buzz was make the league accessible. That and sign players that were in the world cup to improve rosters.
July 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
The best thing MLS could have done to capitalize on the World Cup buzz was make the league accessible. That and sign players that were in the world cup to improve rosters.
Evil Dead Burn was good but I expected it to be better
July 12, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Evil Dead Burn was good but I expected it to be better
Ending thoughts on USMNT
1. I think we need to have a variation of the waldo jersey as a permanent home jersey.
2. Us soccer needs to abolish pay to play.
3. No more Alexi Lalas
4. Media needs to be more critical throughout.
5. MLS needs to invest more In player development.
1. I think we need to have a variation of the waldo jersey as a permanent home jersey.
2. Us soccer needs to abolish pay to play.
3. No more Alexi Lalas
4. Media needs to be more critical throughout.
5. MLS needs to invest more In player development.
July 7, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Ending thoughts on USMNT
1. I think we need to have a variation of the waldo jersey as a permanent home jersey.
2. Us soccer needs to abolish pay to play.
3. No more Alexi Lalas
4. Media needs to be more critical throughout.
5. MLS needs to invest more In player development.
1. I think we need to have a variation of the waldo jersey as a permanent home jersey.
2. Us soccer needs to abolish pay to play.
3. No more Alexi Lalas
4. Media needs to be more critical throughout.
5. MLS needs to invest more In player development.
Why they having a hydration break in the rain
June 27, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Why they having a hydration break in the rain
Ghana has the weight of the world on them. They must prevail. We are all pulling for them
June 23, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Ghana has the weight of the world on them. They must prevail. We are all pulling for them
Messi is inevitable
June 22, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Messi is inevitable
This world cup has been absolutely magical. I don't think anything will ever top this.
June 21, 2026 at 1:27 PM
This world cup has been absolutely magical. I don't think anything will ever top this.
Pulling for the Arabic sweep tonight! Let's go Iraq, Jordan, Algeria!
June 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Pulling for the Arabic sweep tonight! Let's go Iraq, Jordan, Algeria!
Great finish for Canada tho.
June 12, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Great finish for Canada tho.
Bosnia get your shit together.
June 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Bosnia get your shit together.
In honor of Mexico playing my top 5 Mexican restaurants in Philly
5. Mole Poblano
4. El Chingon
3. Cafe Con Chocolate
2. El Purapecha
1. Los Gallos.
5. Mole Poblano
4. El Chingon
3. Cafe Con Chocolate
2. El Purapecha
1. Los Gallos.
June 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
In honor of Mexico playing my top 5 Mexican restaurants in Philly
5. Mole Poblano
4. El Chingon
3. Cafe Con Chocolate
2. El Purapecha
1. Los Gallos.
5. Mole Poblano
4. El Chingon
3. Cafe Con Chocolate
2. El Purapecha
1. Los Gallos.
I hate seeing people from NY happy.
June 11, 2026 at 12:45 PM
I hate seeing people from NY happy.
World cup coming up and they expect me to work
June 10, 2026 at 1:06 PM
World cup coming up and they expect me to work