Onion, Respectfully Standing Not Ominously in the Background
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Got dragged to sushi by a friend, waiting for the white folks next to us to clock that we and the staff are all Chinese and not Japanese
July 16, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Got dragged to sushi by a friend, waiting for the white folks next to us to clock that we and the staff are all Chinese and not Japanese
Getting to be that kind of weather where you ain't recognize half the people in your life cause the humidity done fucked up their hair into all new topographies
July 15, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Getting to be that kind of weather where you ain't recognize half the people in your life cause the humidity done fucked up their hair into all new topographies
Bitch I have seen what y'all do for girl dinner
A woman on her own will still cook herself a healthy, delicious dinner every day. A man on his own will alternate his dinners between toast, cereal and a Pot Noodle.
July 15, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Bitch I have seen what y'all do for girl dinner
With the ac units replaced the fancy alarm clock will finally stop bitching at me that the sleep temperature is too high
July 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
With the ac units replaced the fancy alarm clock will finally stop bitching at me that the sleep temperature is too high
It honestly rules that the rest of the WNBA is going to develop a generations long blood feud with the Fever and go absolutely feral every time they play and we can all enjoy how they make them suffer.
“Sophie Cunningham … I’m going to say 2050, is going to be Vice President of the United States."
bit.ly/44u2qO8
bit.ly/44u2qO8
Chuck Klosterman predicts Sophie Cunningham will be a U.S. Vice President nominee by 2050
Culture writer Chuck Klosterman believes Sophie Cunningham will trade in her WNBA fame for a VP nom within the next two decades.
bit.ly
July 14, 2026 at 10:59 PM
It honestly rules that the rest of the WNBA is going to develop a generations long blood feud with the Fever and go absolutely feral every time they play and we can all enjoy how they make them suffer.
Skill issue
somebody gotta peg this worm into orbit just to shut him up
Trump Derangement Syndrome is getting in the way of my love life | Opinion
A retired professor shares how political polarization is impacting his dating life in modern America.
www.dispatch.com
July 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Skill issue
Second ac window unit getting replaced mere hours before shit escalates into the mid 90s 🙏
July 14, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Second ac window unit getting replaced mere hours before shit escalates into the mid 90s 🙏
show me a comic book page you love, no explanation needed
July 14, 2026 at 3:56 AM
show me a comic book page you love, no explanation needed
I appreciate that I've curated my Instagram enough that mostly today I'm just getting a flood of videos roasting Caitlin Clark
July 14, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I appreciate that I've curated my Instagram enough that mostly today I'm just getting a flood of videos roasting Caitlin Clark
"Verify your age"
I was eating wings when a ten cent night was just a random day of the week and not a sure sign of a failing Health Department grade
I was eating wings when a ten cent night was just a random day of the week and not a sure sign of a failing Health Department grade
"Verify your age"
I saw Nirvana live.
I saw Nirvana live.
“Verify your age”
Richard Nixon was POTUS when I was born.
Richard Nixon was POTUS when I was born.
July 12, 2026 at 11:55 PM
"Verify your age"
I was eating wings when a ten cent night was just a random day of the week and not a sure sign of a failing Health Department grade
I was eating wings when a ten cent night was just a random day of the week and not a sure sign of a failing Health Department grade
watching Wings - Sky and lemme tell you if you're the type of hooper who relishes physicality it absolutely discourages a lot of people from trying to engage you in stuff beyond common fouls.
once again, if it's a close game, basketball is fundamentally about who is less bitchmade.
once again, if it's a close game, basketball is fundamentally about who is less bitchmade.
July 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
watching Wings - Sky and lemme tell you if you're the type of hooper who relishes physicality it absolutely discourages a lot of people from trying to engage you in stuff beyond common fouls.
once again, if it's a close game, basketball is fundamentally about who is less bitchmade.
once again, if it's a close game, basketball is fundamentally about who is less bitchmade.
Eat shit Zverev
July 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Eat shit Zverev
you'd love to see Zverev go out like this
July 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
you'd love to see Zverev go out like this
I'll say what we're all afraid to
Jannik Sinner has a very similar face to Jodi Foster
Jannik Sinner has a very similar face to Jodi Foster
July 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I'll say what we're all afraid to
Jannik Sinner has a very similar face to Jodi Foster
Jannik Sinner has a very similar face to Jodi Foster
There are at least three. Don't play games with me, kid.
*pinches bridge of nose, eyes closed, takes a deep breath* so do we have ANY idea how many living US Senators there are right now?
July 12, 2026 at 4:28 PM
There are at least three. Don't play games with me, kid.
Chucktown is partying tonight
843 baby
843 baby
July 12, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Chucktown is partying tonight
843 baby
843 baby
always a good sign when you get something from the bakery/deli at the supermarket and at checkout half the employees are like, "we sell that?"
July 12, 2026 at 5:24 AM
always a good sign when you get something from the bakery/deli at the supermarket and at checkout half the employees are like, "we sell that?"
Conor McGregor Officially Withdraws from Maine Senate Race
July 12, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Conor McGregor Officially Withdraws from Maine Senate Race
bumblehog
More animals should be bumble, not just bees
July 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
bumblehog
eating a dessert I made up that is like if you lobotomized mango sago
July 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM
eating a dessert I made up that is like if you lobotomized mango sago
We need a rookies vs sophomores event at this next NBA All Star weekend cause the new kids look tough as hell
July 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
We need a rookies vs sophomores event at this next NBA All Star weekend cause the new kids look tough as hell
Chili, slaw, white onions, yellow mustard
quote post with thy preferred hot dog toppings so that thou may be judged by thy peers
July 10, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Chili, slaw, white onions, yellow mustard
I am peering through the veil into a groupchat because the geniuses who built this place somehow have it so if you're suspended you still get push notifications to your phone for chat messages
July 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I am peering through the veil into a groupchat because the geniuses who built this place somehow have it so if you're suspended you still get push notifications to your phone for chat messages