Patrixmyth
@patri.xyz
The experiment requires that we continue. My views and opinions do not necessarily reflect my views and opinions. Some of these are jokes. Never explain the boat.
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Patrixmyth
@patri.xyz
· Aug 28
Ask your doctor if just drinking a giant glass of water, and going to fucking bed is right for you.
begins investigating bogs more closely
November 2, 2026 at 10:12 PM
begins investigating bogs more closely
one more interview. this will fix everything. things are gonna change. i can feel it.
November 2, 2026 at 10:07 PM
one more interview. this will fix everything. things are gonna change. i can feel it.
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millennials love Deep Space Nine because it's set at the mall
November 2, 2026 at 4:43 PM
millennials love Deep Space Nine because it's set at the mall
sadly evergreen
Be safe out there tonight. Don't cut off any pickup trucks. Gonna be some frayed nerves.
November 2, 2026 at 9:39 PM
sadly evergreen
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Taco trucks, but Margaritas.
April 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Taco trucks, but Margaritas.
I so appreciate everyone still here because I goddamn miss a lot of people who are gone.
November 2, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I so appreciate everyone still here because I goddamn miss a lot of people who are gone.
describe your account in four words
hey it's me again
hey it's me again
describe your account in four words
“y’all want some pie?”
“y’all want some pie?”
Describe your account in four words
Filterless wibble filth splurge.
Filterless wibble filth splurge.
November 2, 2026 at 8:55 PM
describe your account in four words
hey it's me again
hey it's me again
murder-brooch
A jewel in mid-air. Magenta throat, emerald back and wings blurred to a blush inside a circle of soft green light. Any Monday is good for love, don't you feel like giving it some?
#monday #birdoftheday #hummingbirds #photographer #luiscordobapharchive #nature #birds #eastcoastkin
#monday #birdoftheday #hummingbirds #photographer #luiscordobapharchive #nature #birds #eastcoastkin
November 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
murder-brooch
kung fu boss: so, I did not expect you to make it this far. What is your fighting style?
me: parkour
*jumps off building*
me: parkour
*jumps off building*
November 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
kung fu boss: so, I did not expect you to make it this far. What is your fighting style?
me: parkour
*jumps off building*
me: parkour
*jumps off building*
If you could teleport one bodily function... oh never mind, I'm just going to go pee.
November 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
If you could teleport one bodily function... oh never mind, I'm just going to go pee.
Not that I'm playing violins, but I guarantee the fiance walks now that she's not a donation excuse.
November 2, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Not that I'm playing violins, but I guarantee the fiance walks now that she's not a donation excuse.
You can turn off autoplay, but you still can't fucking turn off previews and images. A thing I've asked for since literally the introduction of images on bsky. All the bullshit developed, and this has never been enabled. Enabled, not built, because the code's been offered numerous times.
November 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
You can turn off autoplay, but you still can't fucking turn off previews and images. A thing I've asked for since literally the introduction of images on bsky. All the bullshit developed, and this has never been enabled. Enabled, not built, because the code's been offered numerous times.
Among the many things I'd prefer to keep private, 2 of them are the coffee I drink, and the books I read. I don't know why this is difficult. Sure, I share a few examples. _I_ share a few examples. I never want an app or a business to do that.
November 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Among the many things I'd prefer to keep private, 2 of them are the coffee I drink, and the books I read. I don't know why this is difficult. Sure, I share a few examples. _I_ share a few examples. I never want an app or a business to do that.
the interesting thing about owls is that they have the same dietary requirements as a housecat (roughly, let me cook), but they don't fuck with no kibble.
November 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
the interesting thing about owls is that they have the same dietary requirements as a housecat (roughly, let me cook), but they don't fuck with no kibble.
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October 31/Noirvember 1
November 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
October 31/Noirvember 1
A welcome bit of news. My shokz headphones, which I literally use daily, had an issue with the power button, and their customer service is replacing them. Not even requiring a product return. Which means a lot because I'm just overwhelmed with little things I'm not doing already.
November 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
A welcome bit of news. My shokz headphones, which I literally use daily, had an issue with the power button, and their customer service is replacing them. Not even requiring a product return. Which means a lot because I'm just overwhelmed with little things I'm not doing already.
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If you'd like to tell your friends you've voted, reply to this post with any message including the word 'voted', and I'll add an "✅ I Voted" label to your account until Nov 10th.
If you change your mind about sharing, just remove the post and it will come off your account.
If you change your mind about sharing, just remove the post and it will come off your account.
October 29, 2026 at 4:48 PM
If you'd like to tell your friends you've voted, reply to this post with any message including the word 'voted', and I'll add an "✅ I Voted" label to your account until Nov 10th.
If you change your mind about sharing, just remove the post and it will come off your account.
If you change your mind about sharing, just remove the post and it will come off your account.
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After careful and deliberate consideration I have decided that you’re ok, man. You’re fine. Don’t even fucking worry about it. It’s cool.
July 9, 2024 at 3:44 AM
After careful and deliberate consideration I have decided that you’re ok, man. You’re fine. Don’t even fucking worry about it. It’s cool.
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I'm going to create a thirst analyzing vending machine. You'll pay $5, put your hand on the thirst scanner, and after a careful customized analysis of your exact hydration state and requirements, dispense a bottle of water.
July 21, 2023 at 6:44 PM
I'm going to create a thirst analyzing vending machine. You'll pay $5, put your hand on the thirst scanner, and after a careful customized analysis of your exact hydration state and requirements, dispense a bottle of water.
Why the fuck am I getting fundraising texts today? Is this for the pizza party after the election?
November 2, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Why the fuck am I getting fundraising texts today? Is this for the pizza party after the election?
A random link on the NYT took me to a post on X. It was awkward for both of us. X asked if I wanted to login. I declined, of course. It seemed embarrassed at the state it was in, and as I left I whispered 'moon's haunted'. I didn't look back to see if it smiled.
November 2, 2026 at 6:02 PM
A random link on the NYT took me to a post on X. It was awkward for both of us. X asked if I wanted to login. I declined, of course. It seemed embarrassed at the state it was in, and as I left I whispered 'moon's haunted'. I didn't look back to see if it smiled.
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Holy shit, I've gained 1,000 new followers (and counting) in the last 4 hours. Um... here's a joke to mark the occasion?
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
November 2, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Holy shit, I've gained 1,000 new followers (and counting) in the last 4 hours. Um... here's a joke to mark the occasion?
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
If fact, you can just about announce anything you want tonight. It's gonna be off the news tomorrow.
November 2, 2026 at 3:19 PM
If fact, you can just about announce anything you want tonight. It's gonna be off the news tomorrow.
The only thing that's saving Stevens from SNL immortality is the election is going to blow all this away in 36 hours or so.
November 2, 2026 at 3:18 PM
The only thing that's saving Stevens from SNL immortality is the election is going to blow all this away in 36 hours or so.