Patrick Crossen
@patrickcrossen.bsky.social
B.A. in creative writing. Former film critic, current art lover. Comics•video games• movies•books. Art is power.
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It’s weird that Dolores O’Riordan dated that dinosaur and no one batted an eye:
🎶“You’ve got me, raptor, round your finger”🎶
But dammit if their torrid affair didn’t cause some beautiful music.
🎶“You’ve got me, raptor, round your finger”🎶
But dammit if their torrid affair didn’t cause some beautiful music.
June 20, 2026 at 6:12 PM
It’s weird that Dolores O’Riordan dated that dinosaur and no one batted an eye:
🎶“You’ve got me, raptor, round your finger”🎶
But dammit if their torrid affair didn’t cause some beautiful music.
🎶“You’ve got me, raptor, round your finger”🎶
But dammit if their torrid affair didn’t cause some beautiful music.
why are my most staunchly atheist friends the ones who believe in daily vitamins the hardest
June 20, 2026 at 12:52 PM
why are my most staunchly atheist friends the ones who believe in daily vitamins the hardest
Bisexuality is hoping they put on the Spurs game at Lisa Rinna trivia.
May 28, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Bisexuality is hoping they put on the Spurs game at Lisa Rinna trivia.
Hey Nature Docs, lemme speak for everyone here:
Skip the bugs.
Skip the bugs.
May 26, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Hey Nature Docs, lemme speak for everyone here:
Skip the bugs.
Skip the bugs.
Meta Glasses are so fucking lame lmao.
May 26, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Meta Glasses are so fucking lame lmao.
If I were on American Ninja Warrior and I fell in the pool I’d play in the water for a lil bit before getting out. 😊
May 26, 2026 at 12:12 AM
If I were on American Ninja Warrior and I fell in the pool I’d play in the water for a lil bit before getting out. 😊
If I were a detective I would only work in the winter so that I could always follow the criminal’s footprints in the snow and have a 100% success rate.
July 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If I were a detective I would only work in the winter so that I could always follow the criminal’s footprints in the snow and have a 100% success rate.
Some stuff I've written recently!
Legolas, Gimli, and The Perfect Flatness of Secondary Characters
Sometimes I, moronic fool that I am, ask myself the following question: will Lord of the Rings ever stop giving? When I ask this, the logical part of my brain sighs, gets up from its armchair, rolls.....
stuffandnonsenseblog.weebly.com
May 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Some stuff I've written recently!
All killer no filler recently. Just eating healthy like a good boy.
March 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
All killer no filler recently. Just eating healthy like a good boy.
Dear Every Employer Ever,
Your break room doesn’t have to look like That.
Your break room doesn’t have to look like That.
February 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Dear Every Employer Ever,
Your break room doesn’t have to look like That.
Your break room doesn’t have to look like That.
Congrats to SNL on 50 episodes!
February 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Congrats to SNL on 50 episodes!
Reposted by Patrick Crossen
Future me headed to the polls to vote his ass out!
February 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Future me headed to the polls to vote his ass out!
Reposted by Patrick Crossen
If you only watched the theme song to Lizzie McGuire you would think it was about a girl and her all-ages dodgeball team.
January 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
If you only watched the theme song to Lizzie McGuire you would think it was about a girl and her all-ages dodgeball team.
Reposted by Patrick Crossen
i’m so tired of aries getting shit on just cause we’re shitty
February 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i’m so tired of aries getting shit on just cause we’re shitty
Only good thing I’ve got going for me lately is this sharp pain in my foot that happens randomly and feels like someone is sticking a needle into my bones.
And that’s not even good.
And that’s not even good.
February 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Only good thing I’ve got going for me lately is this sharp pain in my foot that happens randomly and feels like someone is sticking a needle into my bones.
And that’s not even good.
And that’s not even good.
The M3GAN 2 teaser with Chappell in the background was so important!!
February 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The M3GAN 2 teaser with Chappell in the background was so important!!
i’m so tired of aries getting shit on just cause we’re shitty
February 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i’m so tired of aries getting shit on just cause we’re shitty
I wish I liked the Eggers NOSFERATU more!
January 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I wish I liked the Eggers NOSFERATU more!
Google’s CEO has it right. Who is it? I don’t know! I don’t care to. Get your bag and zip it. Fade into the background.
January 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Google’s CEO has it right. Who is it? I don’t know! I don’t care to. Get your bag and zip it. Fade into the background.
It’s crazy how back we are babes!!!
Oh, hi there! It's cover reveal day for Brigands & Breadknives, with art yet again by the amazing @emberwickart.bsky.social-
I love it so ❤️
Coming Nov 11 '25 from @torbooks.bsky.social-
I love it so ❤️
Coming Nov 11 '25 from @torbooks.bsky.social-
January 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It’s crazy how back we are babes!!!
Just as a general rule fuck AI and if you post or repost any weird AI art it’s a one way ticket to blocksville.
January 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Just as a general rule fuck AI and if you post or repost any weird AI art it’s a one way ticket to blocksville.
It’s actually so sad that I’m the only person in the world who deserves a well lit office with French doors and yet I don’t have one.
January 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It’s actually so sad that I’m the only person in the world who deserves a well lit office with French doors and yet I don’t have one.
Australian gamers pronouncing their favorite franchise starring Kratos.
January 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Australian gamers pronouncing their favorite franchise starring Kratos.
I thought my tax return was gonna be HOT but turns out it’s a total NOT.
January 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I thought my tax return was gonna be HOT but turns out it’s a total NOT.
Personally I think it’s beautiful that I’m just now getting to SUCCESSION.
January 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Personally I think it’s beautiful that I’m just now getting to SUCCESSION.