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PLizzy
@patricklizzy.bsky.social
Texas Dem. Animal lover.

The only thing worse than a fascist, is an apologist for one.
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My friend has started an account dedicated totally to her interactions with Trump Cultists on her Facebook page. Yes, she's a bitch, which is why you should follow her. kthxbai. @funnyfacebooktakes.bsky.social
September 7, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Fuck. The. Police.
I'd like to give a special shout out to Officer Smith for ticketing me twice in 6 weeks at about the same time at night...
Apparently, there's no crime at 11:45 at night on a Wednesday in Rancho Mirage except my menace of expired tags?
September 5, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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Happy #Caturday
September 5, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Happy Birthday @waffa.bsky.social! You're a sweetheart in and out, and that's why fur babies worship the ground you walk on. May you have a wonderful day.
Kitten Cat
ALT: Kitten Cat
static.klipy.com
August 31, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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I have far too many posts to find my I'm gonna be a grandma to repost.

Today was the reveal. It's a girl!

I get to do the mom curse that I hope my daughter has a daughter just like her. 😆
August 8, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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🎶Now, when I die
Now don't think I'm a nut
Don't want no fancy funeral
Just one like ole king Tut (King Tut)
He coulda won a Grammy (King Tut)
Buried in his Jammies
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia
He was born in Arizona
Got a condo made of stone-a (King Tut)🎶

~nightly lyrics #waffaout 😴 💤
Steve Martin's Funny King Tut Dance on SNL
ALT: Steve Martin's Funny King Tut Dance on SNL
static.klipy.com
August 3, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I wish SCOTUS would just come out and say the executive gets to be a monarchy, but only when there's a Republican in the WH. Just be direct with your hypocrisy. Honestly, I'd find it refreshing.
"forever bared and precluded"?

What
The
Fuck

This shit better get tossed out.
If it stands, he literally could shoot someone on 5th Avenue, and nothing would come of it.

JFC
May 20, 2026 at 3:30 AM
If you want a laugh, listen to Vince Neil of Motley Crue slur his words like a motherfucker. www.youtube.com/watch?v=podk...
Mötley Crüe - Girls Girls Girls Misheard Lyrics
YouTube video by UXbyAnt v2
www.youtube.com
May 20, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
May 17, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I'm usually not overly confident with Dems, but I am this year. We will win, and when we do, it will be made even sweeter that the dirty tricks and cheating didn't stop us. MAGA are doing this because they're scared, and they should be.
May 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I know you can relate. These fucking suck. @waffa.bsky.social
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Euk...
Giant stye on eyelid under immense pressure drained! Instant relief. Pocket of Purulence evacuated!
YouTube video by MrPopZit aka Greg Lynch Derm PA
www.youtube.com
May 10, 2026 at 11:55 PM
After Giffords, Pelosi, the Hortman's, Charlottesville, the El Paso slaughter, Jan 6th, 233 school shootings, Biden's cancer, Trump calling the Obama's monkey's, we don't give a shit anymore if right-wingers are also affected by domestic violence and hate. It's your fire, MAGA.
April 28, 2026 at 1:54 AM
The media have totally failed the citizens. Mike Wallace would've said "You know what? Let's just stop. We're going to leave. You obviously intend to be hostile and abusive" and then walked out, and apologized to his viewers that the president couldn't control himself.
moments after Trump called her a "disgrace" and "horrible," Norah O'Donnell tells Trump "the White House Correspondents Association very much appreciates you going last night"
April 27, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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#Caturday Lolo close-up
April 25, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Just saw y'all know, this is a totally real anti-union video from back in the day, and it ROCKS! Blew me away. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D5p...
The K-mart Song (from the anti-union video)
YouTube video by Tom Johnson
www.youtube.com
April 23, 2026 at 11:49 PM
My butt is always hurting, and I can't seem to remember the previous night. My friend told me not to worry about it though.
March 15, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Books.
March 8, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Remember when we all though it couldn't get any dumber than the Bush WH, and the worst was behind us after 2008? Good times.
March 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
There's a saying that with MAGA, every accusation is an inner confession. These people simply have no beliefs. They need a nincompoop to tell them what they should believe, which speaks to what baby brains they have. I have nothing but contempt for all of them. They'd follow Manson.
Years ago, he said Obama would start a war to distract. From what I can't recall.

He claimed to be the President of peace.

He claimed no new wars.

He claimed that Iran's nuclear capabilities were done.

Yet here we are.

Hey @maga #maga how's your boy doing?

www.cnn.com/2026/03/04/p...
Trump advisers work to mitigate a political nightmare on Iran as president fuels messaging chaos | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump insists he’s willing to wage war on Iran “forever.” That’s causing deep anxiety among his allies.
www.cnn.com
March 5, 2026 at 4:33 AM
If Iran were wise, they'd minimize civilian deaths, and focus their efforts on disrupting trade and the oil markets, until the western consumer can't take it anymore. Make the US and Israel sign a ceasefire, because we can't be trusted. Then again, Iran are religious nuts.
March 3, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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Happy #Caturday

Meme courtesy of @patricklizzy.bsky.social
February 28, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Jake is my neighbor and friend. We're all in shock that such a young man was diagnosed with Stage 4 cancer.

Please, if you can, donate.

If you can't, a repost is free.

I can assure you that this is no scam. His parents started it, & @hardcover is Jake's roommate/my other neighbor.
#fuckcancer
February 24, 2026 at 7:32 PM
This is 100% Abby, whenever I try to pack something.
A stowaway...😃
February 25, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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A stowaway...😃
February 24, 2026 at 12:23 PM
The reason Trump went full batshit tonight, is because he is losing sleep, and going mad. What little of a mind he has, he's lost, and now he's in full blown panic. Make is nightmare come true in November.
February 25, 2026 at 3:36 AM