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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · Apr 30
are snails bugs
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A soccer player throwing in the ball from out-of-bounds. Rima catches sight of the clipart on an aid worker’s phone and experiences a moment of sharp cognitive dissonance, though the little girl would have trouble explaining the feeling, and certainly not in those terms. The soccer player—not football player, cognitive alienation #1—wears a ludicrously clean uniform and not his street clothes—alienation #2—as well as athletic shoes, unlike the barefooted players Rima sees kicking a ball around in the camp’s dusty streets—#3—and finally, the concept of out-of-bounds itself is novel for a girl whose whole life is now lived out-of-bounds, shunted outside the boundary lines of nationality, country, home, identity. The camp is a vast liminal zone, neither here nor there, neither one place nor another. It exists outside of time, outside of space. The idea that someone can inbound, and that there are even rules around the process is beyond comprehension to little Rima. Alienation #4.
September 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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Lane Kiffin looks like David Lee Roth's evil son.
September 20, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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September 20, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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Having them do the tableside chicken parm cheese slide onto my coffin
September 20, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Recorded VHS Tape (1993): Tape 3 : 5729s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 5729 seconds.
August 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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September 20, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Joe Petagno
May 31, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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Rocko's Modern Life - Season 3 Episode 13A - Zanzibar - Frame 297
September 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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we postin
September 19, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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Beans all over.
A bucket hat with a baked beans all over design for 25 American dollars
September 18, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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Kurt Russell in TOMBSTONE. “I SEE STEAK DIANE, I ORDER IT”
September 19, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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*extremely commemorated voice* Folks,
TGIF THANK GOD I’M FRASIER meme. Frasier has a bunch of photos of himself behind him
September 19, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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the wet bandits trying to rob a house
September 18, 2026 at 2:12 AM
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Eating at the gate before boarding starts
Mayor Pete cinnamon roll (or whatever) where he looks like a rat
September 17, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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Okay this kinda hurts my heart. If you grew up in the 80s, this guy terrified you. When you became an adult and saw him in interviews or met him, you realized what a gentle soul he is. If you can donate to this horror legend to help him, please consider doing so.
September 17, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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These people are truly beneath contempt. Calling them pigs is an insult to the noble pig
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/16/c...
September 16, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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Love to read several articles a week that start like this!!!
In what would be a seismic shift, the Trump administration is quietly moving to strip a
September 16, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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"Mike McMahan does it again!"
- me

Please check out this really fun and funny and good looking show, I think youre gonna dig it. Multiple dreams came true working on this, one of which was writing lines for the legend Richard Kind.
mikemcmahan.bsky.social Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 3d
GOLDEN AXE is now available for streaming! The whole season is on P+!

Wow wow wow
GOLDEN AXE PROMO WITH CUTE SKELETON MURDERERS
September 16, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Parrot Lying
Parrot Lying
September 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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the smol bean who was on the starr commission report and the bush v gore litigation team was negatively polarized into supporting a right wing agenda
jaywillis.net Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 3d
It takes a special kind of Guy to look at all the circumstances of Brett Kavanaugh's career arc and reach the passive-voice conclusion that Kavanaugh "was forced" to join the Supreme Court's conservative wing. But Noah Feldman? He is that special kind of Guy. noahfeldman.substack.com/p/brett-kava...
On top of that, for years, Kavanaugh taught a popular course at Harvard Law School where he was straight down the middle, and conservative and liberal students both liked him. In fact, that’s how I met him. Kavanaugh is personally engaging, and he enjoyed conversations with people across the whole ideological spectrum, and I think people mostly really ended up respecting him. Then came Kavanaugh’s disastrous confirmation hearings, with the accusations by Christine Blassi Ford against him. After Kavanaugh’s heated defense of himself and of his record, liberals pretty much turned against him. He stopped teaching the class at Harvard, he stopped teaching a class that he taught at Yale, and he began teaching only at more conservative schools. I believe Kavanaugh really valued his ties across the ideological spectrum. The problem was that after the confirmation hearings, those connections across the spectrum were not really available to him anymore. Justice Kavanaugh is a social person, he needs friends. But once liberals had turned against him, he really couldn’t afford to lose conservatives, because then he would have been entirely friendless — a situation not dissimilar to that experienced by Chief Justice John Roberts. And so, as a result of the confirmation hearings, I think Kavanaugh ended up in a position where he was just forced into the conservative wing of the Court. The result is that Kavanaugh has joined the hard right on a series of very conservative judgments, including cases like the birthright citizenship case, where his vote wasn’t even necessary for the conservative side. He cou
September 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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KEEP HONKING, I’M SHOWING OFF MY FAMOUS CURVES
September 16, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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He has permission to sleep over.
September 16, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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@tomwalkerisgood KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
September 14, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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