Eric Maurice
@pdxeric.bsky.social
Data, Timbers, Arsenal, TTRPGs
Don’t fuck with Benjamin
September 6, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Don’t fuck with Benjamin
Cole Palmer’s hair has to be the result of a lost wager, right?
September 6, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Cole Palmer’s hair has to be the result of a lost wager, right?
Pdx peeps, is there a house cleaning service that you recommend?
September 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Pdx peeps, is there a house cleaning service that you recommend?
Omg, Brentford fans celebrating a win. How dare they
August 22, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Omg, Brentford fans celebrating a win. How dare they
These San Diego shirts are awful.
August 20, 2026 at 3:44 AM
These San Diego shirts are awful.
Can you still watch a Timbers game at a bar with all of this Apple TV nonsense?
August 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Can you still watch a Timbers game at a bar with all of this Apple TV nonsense?
What’s your favorite pdx bookstore? (non-Powells)
August 16, 2026 at 12:57 AM
What’s your favorite pdx bookstore? (non-Powells)
There needs to be some sort of legal standard around the cream to cake ratio for Boston Cream donuts.
August 15, 2026 at 11:21 PM
There needs to be some sort of legal standard around the cream to cake ratio for Boston Cream donuts.
Why was he walking around with a cup of urine????
The trial has begun of a homeless man who burglarized a Northeast Portland business, then discovered the owner was inside.
Homeless man sues for $10M after he breaks into business and owner shoots him 3 times
The trial has begun of a homeless man who burglarized a Northeast Portland business, then discovered the owner was inside.
www.oregonlive.com
August 15, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Why was he walking around with a cup of urine????
Just saw The Odyssey. The most “meh” I’ve felt about a movie in a long time.
Elmo Says Meh!
ALT: Elmo Says Meh!
static.klipy.com
August 15, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Just saw The Odyssey. The most “meh” I’ve felt about a movie in a long time.
Home, with thoughts… I appreciated the Timbers effort. Their fans were phenomenal. Embarrassingly phenomenal.
August 10, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Home, with thoughts… I appreciated the Timbers effort. Their fans were phenomenal. Embarrassingly phenomenal.
The Knight of Cydonia
August 7, 2026 at 4:21 AM
The Knight of Cydonia
He’s one fragile Aussie
August 7, 2026 at 4:14 AM
He’s one fragile Aussie
I wonder what the Puebla manager thought about Saturday’s tifo.
August 7, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I wonder what the Puebla manager thought about Saturday’s tifo.
I really hate not having a local tv crew.
August 7, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I really hate not having a local tv crew.
We’re the away side on Sunday?
August 7, 2026 at 3:27 AM
We’re the away side on Sunday?
😭
You will be missed Adley, thanks for everything 🧡
August 3, 2026 at 7:02 PM
😭
Wow, an email from the @trailblazers.bsky.social trying to get me to buy preseason tickets seems like poor timing.
August 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Wow, an email from the @trailblazers.bsky.social trying to get me to buy preseason tickets seems like poor timing.
❤️❤️❤️❤️
July 30, 2026 at 11:52 PM
❤️❤️❤️❤️
Sigh… if only it were a wagon.
July 22, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Sigh… if only it were a wagon.
Wtf happened to Landycake’s head???
July 19, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Wtf happened to Landycake’s head???
Happy Stanley Tucci.
July 19, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Happy Stanley Tucci.
Fuck you and your narrative
July 19, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Fuck you and your narrative