Pessimistic Persimmon
@pessimisticpersim.bsky.social
Do not accept the obscene as normal
If I win the mega lottery ..
.. I will find all the child laborers in the meat packing plants and personally pay them ALL an extra $2 per hour. Every single child laborer.
Child laborers shouldn’t feel unappreciated.
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.. I will find all the child laborers in the meat packing plants and personally pay them ALL an extra $2 per hour. Every single child laborer.
Child laborers shouldn’t feel unappreciated.
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September 25, 2026 at 2:55 AM
If I win the mega lottery ..
.. I will find all the child laborers in the meat packing plants and personally pay them ALL an extra $2 per hour. Every single child laborer.
Child laborers shouldn’t feel unappreciated.
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.. I will find all the child laborers in the meat packing plants and personally pay them ALL an extra $2 per hour. Every single child laborer.
Child laborers shouldn’t feel unappreciated.
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Lol school lunch bill.
What a shithole society. Why does school bill kids for lunch?
What a shithole society. Why does school bill kids for lunch?
September 25, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Lol school lunch bill.
What a shithole society. Why does school bill kids for lunch?
What a shithole society. Why does school bill kids for lunch?
Im over 6 ft in height.
If I’m this handsome and I can wear a mask to protect myself and vulnerable community members then you can too.
If I’m this handsome and I can wear a mask to protect myself and vulnerable community members then you can too.
September 24, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Im over 6 ft in height.
If I’m this handsome and I can wear a mask to protect myself and vulnerable community members then you can too.
If I’m this handsome and I can wear a mask to protect myself and vulnerable community members then you can too.
Your Flock social credit scores are running low.
Please insert $5000 to buy more credits.
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Please insert $5000 to buy more credits.
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September 23, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Your Flock social credit scores are running low.
Please insert $5000 to buy more credits.
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Please insert $5000 to buy more credits.
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I see LOTS of COMPLAINING from y’all and hardly ANY:
1. VOTING hard
2. Learning to CODE
3. WORKING OUT to outrun fascists
1. VOTING hard
2. Learning to CODE
3. WORKING OUT to outrun fascists
September 23, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I see LOTS of COMPLAINING from y’all and hardly ANY:
1. VOTING hard
2. Learning to CODE
3. WORKING OUT to outrun fascists
1. VOTING hard
2. Learning to CODE
3. WORKING OUT to outrun fascists
If you don’t VOTE nothing will change.*
*if you do VOTE, also nothing will change.
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*if you do VOTE, also nothing will change.
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September 22, 2026 at 10:01 PM
If you don’t VOTE nothing will change.*
*if you do VOTE, also nothing will change.
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*if you do VOTE, also nothing will change.
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An 8:07am email from the boss with a new “special assignment”…
… won’t stop a truly committed quiet quitter fighting for a greater cause.
#Resist ✊💪
… won’t stop a truly committed quiet quitter fighting for a greater cause.
#Resist ✊💪
September 22, 2026 at 9:38 PM
An 8:07am email from the boss with a new “special assignment”…
… won’t stop a truly committed quiet quitter fighting for a greater cause.
#Resist ✊💪
… won’t stop a truly committed quiet quitter fighting for a greater cause.
#Resist ✊💪
QUITTING YOUR JOB
If you’re thinking of quitting your job, make sure to consider if quiet quitting is a viable option first.
If you end up staying at your job, make sure to consider if quiet quitting is a viable option anyway.
If you’re thinking of quitting your job, make sure to consider if quiet quitting is a viable option first.
If you end up staying at your job, make sure to consider if quiet quitting is a viable option anyway.
September 16, 2026 at 3:22 AM
QUITTING YOUR JOB
If you’re thinking of quitting your job, make sure to consider if quiet quitting is a viable option first.
If you end up staying at your job, make sure to consider if quiet quitting is a viable option anyway.
If you’re thinking of quitting your job, make sure to consider if quiet quitting is a viable option first.
If you end up staying at your job, make sure to consider if quiet quitting is a viable option anyway.
Ive been saving money up for a down payment on a bottle of water for once the water wars start.
September 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Ive been saving money up for a down payment on a bottle of water for once the water wars start.
Haha. Yeah sure, laugh.
but… 5G internet rolled out in 2019. Suddenly tons of people get sick in 2020, 2021, 2022, and so on.
keep laughing.
#PatternRecognition
but… 5G internet rolled out in 2019. Suddenly tons of people get sick in 2020, 2021, 2022, and so on.
keep laughing.
#PatternRecognition
August 31, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Haha. Yeah sure, laugh.
but… 5G internet rolled out in 2019. Suddenly tons of people get sick in 2020, 2021, 2022, and so on.
keep laughing.
#PatternRecognition
but… 5G internet rolled out in 2019. Suddenly tons of people get sick in 2020, 2021, 2022, and so on.
keep laughing.
#PatternRecognition
Do you REALLY think Long Covid scientists wouldnt mask at their conference if they could ?
Do you REALLY think that they’d willfully spread the virus they’re “researching” ?
OF COURSE NOT. They have to avoid the learning loss from not seeing each others smiles. That’s why.
Do you REALLY think that they’d willfully spread the virus they’re “researching” ?
OF COURSE NOT. They have to avoid the learning loss from not seeing each others smiles. That’s why.
August 28, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Do you REALLY think Long Covid scientists wouldnt mask at their conference if they could ?
Do you REALLY think that they’d willfully spread the virus they’re “researching” ?
OF COURSE NOT. They have to avoid the learning loss from not seeing each others smiles. That’s why.
Do you REALLY think that they’d willfully spread the virus they’re “researching” ?
OF COURSE NOT. They have to avoid the learning loss from not seeing each others smiles. That’s why.
Lunar Eclipse made me think…
.. who else is out there … in this vast universe, in those stars and planets, can we reach out to them ..
.. and would they send feet pics
.. who else is out there … in this vast universe, in those stars and planets, can we reach out to them ..
.. and would they send feet pics
August 28, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Lunar Eclipse made me think…
.. who else is out there … in this vast universe, in those stars and planets, can we reach out to them ..
.. and would they send feet pics
.. who else is out there … in this vast universe, in those stars and planets, can we reach out to them ..
.. and would they send feet pics
Expecting respiratory virus scientists to wear a respirator is not reasonable.
You don’t expect astronomers to wear a telescope on their eye at their conferences do you ?
#StopTheAttacks
You don’t expect astronomers to wear a telescope on their eye at their conferences do you ?
#StopTheAttacks
August 28, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Expecting respiratory virus scientists to wear a respirator is not reasonable.
You don’t expect astronomers to wear a telescope on their eye at their conferences do you ?
#StopTheAttacks
You don’t expect astronomers to wear a telescope on their eye at their conferences do you ?
#StopTheAttacks
HAPPENING NOW
Jil Bidden has officially declared this new Covid wave over.
She encourages anyone still catching Covid and sick this past week to remember that she declared Covid over in 2022 and that you are not sick .
Jil Bidden has officially declared this new Covid wave over.
She encourages anyone still catching Covid and sick this past week to remember that she declared Covid over in 2022 and that you are not sick .
August 21, 2026 at 10:55 PM
HAPPENING NOW
Jil Bidden has officially declared this new Covid wave over.
She encourages anyone still catching Covid and sick this past week to remember that she declared Covid over in 2022 and that you are not sick .
Jil Bidden has officially declared this new Covid wave over.
She encourages anyone still catching Covid and sick this past week to remember that she declared Covid over in 2022 and that you are not sick .
Massive diarrhea and food poisonings are increasing exponentially.
But so are profits for rich people.
#SilverLinings
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But so are profits for rich people.
#SilverLinings
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August 21, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Massive diarrhea and food poisonings are increasing exponentially.
But so are profits for rich people.
#SilverLinings
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But so are profits for rich people.
#SilverLinings
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Prices on frozen blueberries, alfalfa, lettuce, jalapeños, eye drops, ice cream bars, eggs and Amazon granola in this sale bin are 🔥
#StockingUp
#StockingUp
August 21, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Prices on frozen blueberries, alfalfa, lettuce, jalapeños, eye drops, ice cream bars, eggs and Amazon granola in this sale bin are 🔥
#StockingUp
#StockingUp
HELP NEEDED
No one on LinkedIn is responding to my Covid penis shrinkage poll.
Please help share it. BlueSky won’t let me post the link here, but if you log into your linkedin and search “penis shrinkage”, it’s the second search result.
Please retweet for more exposure.
No one on LinkedIn is responding to my Covid penis shrinkage poll.
Please help share it. BlueSky won’t let me post the link here, but if you log into your linkedin and search “penis shrinkage”, it’s the second search result.
Please retweet for more exposure.
August 21, 2026 at 1:35 AM
HELP NEEDED
No one on LinkedIn is responding to my Covid penis shrinkage poll.
Please help share it. BlueSky won’t let me post the link here, but if you log into your linkedin and search “penis shrinkage”, it’s the second search result.
Please retweet for more exposure.
No one on LinkedIn is responding to my Covid penis shrinkage poll.
Please help share it. BlueSky won’t let me post the link here, but if you log into your linkedin and search “penis shrinkage”, it’s the second search result.
Please retweet for more exposure.
CDC says now is the perfect time to build your immunity from sickness by getting very very sick.
August 21, 2026 at 1:30 AM
CDC says now is the perfect time to build your immunity from sickness by getting very very sick.
Americans are being looted by their “leaders” and they’re calling their “representatives” to leave voicemails.
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August 19, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Americans are being looted by their “leaders” and they’re calling their “representatives” to leave voicemails.
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FDA UPGRADES RECALL
Officials say the 1.8 million recalled feet pics are linked to low resolution and grainy photos and the recall is now at the FDAs highest risk level.
Officials say the 1.8 million recalled feet pics are linked to low resolution and grainy photos and the recall is now at the FDAs highest risk level.
August 18, 2026 at 10:31 PM
FDA UPGRADES RECALL
Officials say the 1.8 million recalled feet pics are linked to low resolution and grainy photos and the recall is now at the FDAs highest risk level.
Officials say the 1.8 million recalled feet pics are linked to low resolution and grainy photos and the recall is now at the FDAs highest risk level.
CAREER ADVICE PRO TIPS
It’s crucial to make sure you have contingency plans on how to maintain quiet quitting levels even when employer throws new assignments your way
It’s crucial to make sure you have contingency plans on how to maintain quiet quitting levels even when employer throws new assignments your way
August 18, 2026 at 10:22 PM
CAREER ADVICE PRO TIPS
It’s crucial to make sure you have contingency plans on how to maintain quiet quitting levels even when employer throws new assignments your way
It’s crucial to make sure you have contingency plans on how to maintain quiet quitting levels even when employer throws new assignments your way
Ending physical media means they can place ads in whenever you view anything including your feetpics folders.
#PhysicalMediaMatter
#PhysicalMediaMatter
August 18, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Ending physical media means they can place ads in whenever you view anything including your feetpics folders.
#PhysicalMediaMatter
#PhysicalMediaMatter
I’m not an expert but I think maybe we might need to do just one more No Kings ?
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August 16, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I’m not an expert but I think maybe we might need to do just one more No Kings ?
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What’s something that’s “broken since Covid”?
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.. like give concrete example. Don’t just say, “social skills” or “ bad drivers”. What have you witnessed specifically?
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.. like give concrete example. Don’t just say, “social skills” or “ bad drivers”. What have you witnessed specifically?
August 7, 2026 at 3:20 PM
What’s something that’s “broken since Covid”?
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.. like give concrete example. Don’t just say, “social skills” or “ bad drivers”. What have you witnessed specifically?
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.. like give concrete example. Don’t just say, “social skills” or “ bad drivers”. What have you witnessed specifically?
Many of these fire victims in Spokane are homeless now.
We need to arrest them asap or they will bring down our property values .
#CriminalizeHomelessness 🇺🇸
We need to arrest them asap or they will bring down our property values .
#CriminalizeHomelessness 🇺🇸
August 4, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Many of these fire victims in Spokane are homeless now.
We need to arrest them asap or they will bring down our property values .
#CriminalizeHomelessness 🇺🇸
We need to arrest them asap or they will bring down our property values .
#CriminalizeHomelessness 🇺🇸