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shifting within your own individual paradigm
the tectonic shifts you cant escape
and those are the ones that drive the madness
because theyre out of your control
youre in your element in your own scene
and if not, get right
let the butterfly effect do the rest
good intentions good words good actions
September 17, 2026 at 2:41 AM
*whomst amongst uncs
September 17, 2026 at 2:33 AM
imagine back in the day elvis was the best thing out in history. disco was the peak. at one point in time.
September 16, 2026 at 11:58 PM
100 mg thc pineapple express sativa rick simpson oil capsule has struck the esophagus, sir
first stoner into space in t minus 30 minutes
September 16, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Reposted by dddkiddd
Cartoonist: Daniel Medina
September 16, 2026 at 10:39 AM
customer: “you used to have these big brooms that came with the broomstick but not anymore since trump did all this shit!!!”
me: i think you hit the nail on the head sir
September 15, 2026 at 11:48 PM
shoot an actor in hi def then redbox em
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTN6...
Method Man - Mixtape (feat. Redman, Havoc, Raekwon, Inspectah Deck, Busta Rhymes, Freddie Gibbs...)
YouTube video by HeadBanga Boogie
www.youtube.com
September 15, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Reposted by dddkiddd
When you wake up the next day and see him without makeup
September 15, 2026 at 4:20 PM
finally got my phat farm frames. so much better than my cheap $20 frames. even my resting bitch face looks sexy now
September 15, 2026 at 3:23 PM
get in where you fit in
some people do things for ego
some people do things because it just makes sense and that's where they belong
September 15, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Recommended:
Give us like idk like 15 or 20 bucks and we'll put that shitpost in front of all the fb grandmas on dementia meds
September 15, 2026 at 2:14 PM
1.
Kevin Polzer - Mod w9 05:23
2.
Delayscape - Effuvium 03:14
buy track
3.
Analogous Doom - Banh Mi 02:50
4.
Global Goon - Linkllkiawe 05:07
5.
hautlle - Carrier Lock 02:03
buy track
6.
AECK - Psychosis Ideas (Double Dip) 02:10
7.
September 15, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Refugial Habitats Volume 1, by Virtual Urban Records
20 track album
virtualurbanrecords.bandcamp.com
September 15, 2026 at 1:50 PM
we used to call it dead presidents when you stack grits
now trump is on the money like make a wish
September 14, 2026 at 1:37 PM
sigil 2 on ultraviolent
i know a lot of doom players like to play nightmare
thinking of % though
a very small % of people beat sigil 1/2 on uv
a much smaller % on nightmare
uv is fun for now
i dont think nightmare is crazy after you beat episodes
uv gets to be silly easy after you know the levels
September 14, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Reposted by dddkiddd
I was at Aldi's looking at the nuts in the produce section and noticed they don't put their brand name anywhere around that section. Well played Aldi's, well played.
September 13, 2026 at 10:05 PM
me just sitting around thinking about my unc status in the community:
"i should be a teacher"
September 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM
September 13, 2026 at 10:40 PM
hakeem jeffries is in fact already on the other side and always has been
Jared Kushner is not "on the other side of the aisle."

He's not an elected official. He's not an administration official. He's the president's son-in-law and a private citizen.

You do not, in fact, have to take meetings with relatives of the president. Some might even say you should *not* do that
Jeffries defends his meeting with Kushner: "I'm of the view that if we're going to be committed to actually solving problems on behalf of the American people ... they're are gonna be times that you have to speak with people on the other side of the aisle. Even people you strongly disagree with."
September 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
day off tomorrow
day off yesterday
worked one day and two days off two days before that

finally getting my head straight again and going to be able to do some volunteer work at the library tomorrow cataloguing newspapers from 1899 since i finally wont be exhausted
September 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM
one of my friends asked me in reference to this song once if i was sure i'd never snorted anything
apparently this song sounds like your snorted something
so i had some people back in like 2009 who really liked this song and maybe the other remixes of it i can't be arsed to find right now
mometic (haunted remix), by Phat Kid
from the album second best
therealphatkid.bandcamp.com
September 13, 2026 at 11:56 AM
it's 2036. you're watching your favorite sports team, the cockroaches. you're drinking a latte with roach milk. you grab your xbox controller and steer your roach microbot to the kitchen using picture in picture to grab yourself another roach protein shake.
September 13, 2026 at 11:31 AM
i beat it on uv. i think it had a lot of great ideas, of course romero is cruel and brutal but it didn't take away from the fun. the architecture was awesome with great environmental wizardry. tbh i've played some more brutal expansions of heretic and quake that were way more tedious and not fun.
September 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM