Phil 🇮🇪
@philconlon.bsky.social
Irish | bit fruity | science & politics nerd | 👬
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Christ I forgot how sore bottoming can be
June 7, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Christ I forgot how sore bottoming can be
I so regret selling my Primavera tickets - wtf was I thinking??
June 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I so regret selling my Primavera tickets - wtf was I thinking??
This sunny weather coming to an end has just emphasised that I need a holiday badly
May 27, 2026 at 10:15 AM
This sunny weather coming to an end has just emphasised that I need a holiday badly
Met a friend for ONE pint last night and ended up locking the bar and getting high with the bar staff
May 14, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Met a friend for ONE pint last night and ended up locking the bar and getting high with the bar staff
Why does everyone seem to be on holiday rn 😭
May 12, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Why does everyone seem to be on holiday rn 😭
Right, I’ve had enough of May in this country. I need a holiday
May 8, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Right, I’ve had enough of May in this country. I need a holiday
Supporting my friends in the marathon today knowing full well I’ll probs never sign up to it cause runnings bad for your knees x
May 3, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Supporting my friends in the marathon today knowing full well I’ll probs never sign up to it cause runnings bad for your knees x
I can hear someone doing the bleep test in the gym and I’ve never been as traumatised by a sound in my life
April 17, 2026 at 11:10 AM
I can hear someone doing the bleep test in the gym and I’ve never been as traumatised by a sound in my life
Bf just asked me if I’d heard about the fight in the chip shop in town last night. He proceeded with “loads of fish got battered”. I’ve some serious life choices to think about…
April 15, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Bf just asked me if I’d heard about the fight in the chip shop in town last night. He proceeded with “loads of fish got battered”. I’ve some serious life choices to think about…
What was supposed to be a simple 1-corner paint job now has me covered in paint, plaster, and silicone. I’m 3 rooms deep and now I’ve to ply a radiator from the wall. Beginning to regret this homeowner malarkey.
April 14, 2026 at 7:07 PM
What was supposed to be a simple 1-corner paint job now has me covered in paint, plaster, and silicone. I’m 3 rooms deep and now I’ve to ply a radiator from the wall. Beginning to regret this homeowner malarkey.
I think I won the presale war
April 8, 2026 at 9:39 AM
I think I won the presale war
I absolutely love going somewhere far away on holiday but my god my sleep schedule is fucked. Tried to go to bed at 11pm, not a chance so now I’m up at 4 waiting for the gym to open…
March 23, 2026 at 5:31 AM
I absolutely love going somewhere far away on holiday but my god my sleep schedule is fucked. Tried to go to bed at 11pm, not a chance so now I’m up at 4 waiting for the gym to open…
Something about balloons on my profile or something
March 12, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Something about balloons on my profile or something
To whoever got me this bath bomb as one of my bday presents… thank you 🙂↕️
March 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
To whoever got me this bath bomb as one of my bday presents… thank you 🙂↕️
Need motivation for leg day
February 25, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Need motivation for leg day
I wish I had abs but I’ll just have to settle for a phat ass instead :(
February 23, 2026 at 11:27 AM
I wish I had abs but I’ll just have to settle for a phat ass instead :(
Only got an hour’s sleep thanks to someone’s snoring, so I’m dragging myself to the gym to feel better.
February 20, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Only got an hour’s sleep thanks to someone’s snoring, so I’m dragging myself to the gym to feel better.
Bottomed today for the first time since November and damn, I’m outta practice
February 15, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Bottomed today for the first time since November and damn, I’m outta practice
Just drained a 🐷 so if any subs on here want my PayPal and wishlist they’re in my bio 🙂↕️
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Just drained a 🐷 so if any subs on here want my PayPal and wishlist they’re in my bio 🙂↕️
Is it weird I’ve thought about doing a 2007 Britney by crashing out and just shaving my head?
February 11, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Is it weird I’ve thought about doing a 2007 Britney by crashing out and just shaving my head?
Never trust baggy jeans
February 8, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Never trust baggy jeans
So excited for a bath, takeaway and the apprentice tonight. Is this what approaching 30 feels like?
January 29, 2026 at 1:47 PM
So excited for a bath, takeaway and the apprentice tonight. Is this what approaching 30 feels like?