Ryno, hotdog connoisseur
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A dog's stomach and a possum's heart
something fun about reading philosophy & theory is hearing the arguments and cases laid out by history's Big Thinkers and reacting "yeah duh"
September 18, 2026 at 1:18 PM
something fun about reading philosophy & theory is hearing the arguments and cases laid out by history's Big Thinkers and reacting "yeah duh"
fun mail surprise today
September 16, 2026 at 1:27 AM
fun mail surprise today
wasn't prepared to hear an endocrinologist doc say "God blessed women with [regular] cycles" for many reasons, first among which is that I'm pretty sure the canon theology is that it was a curse
August 28, 2026 at 1:44 AM
wasn't prepared to hear an endocrinologist doc say "God blessed women with [regular] cycles" for many reasons, first among which is that I'm pretty sure the canon theology is that it was a curse
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Men suck. Dudes rock.
August 24, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Men suck. Dudes rock.
chickpeas: the boba pearls of salads
August 17, 2026 at 1:03 AM
chickpeas: the boba pearls of salads
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woke: national hot dog day
bespoke:
bespoke:
July 15, 2026 at 2:49 PM
woke: national hot dog day
bespoke:
bespoke:
An older woman at the grocery store wished me a happy Father's Day; I do not have children, so presumably she just saw me and was like "This dude fucks"
June 21, 2026 at 5:47 PM
An older woman at the grocery store wished me a happy Father's Day; I do not have children, so presumably she just saw me and was like "This dude fucks"
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Pride is a great time to examine your bi asses
June 5, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Pride is a great time to examine your bi asses
every year, the law firm that handled my mom's probate stuff after her death sends her a birthday card months away from when her birthday would be
May 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
every year, the law firm that handled my mom's probate stuff after her death sends her a birthday card months away from when her birthday would be
I can and do put up with plenty of bullshit at work, but I gotta draw the line at "3 people in a single email chain using Copilot to misrepresent data I collected and analyzed"
May 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I can and do put up with plenty of bullshit at work, but I gotta draw the line at "3 people in a single email chain using Copilot to misrepresent data I collected and analyzed"
one day I'm just gonna put earthworms in my gutters to deal with all the collected detritus, seems way better than cleaning them out myself
April 30, 2026 at 11:56 AM
one day I'm just gonna put earthworms in my gutters to deal with all the collected detritus, seems way better than cleaning them out myself
Boy the vibe of clientele in an Irish bar in NYC is very different from the vibe of an Irish bar in Atlanta (it's worse)
April 9, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Boy the vibe of clientele in an Irish bar in NYC is very different from the vibe of an Irish bar in Atlanta (it's worse)
it's my son's birthday and he had to put up with me giving him a haircut (but got peanut butter for his sacrifice)
April 1, 2026 at 11:19 PM
it's my son's birthday and he had to put up with me giving him a haircut (but got peanut butter for his sacrifice)
need a tree nerd (complimentary) to tell me what's going on here
February 25, 2026 at 11:58 PM
need a tree nerd (complimentary) to tell me what's going on here
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Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
environmental storytelling via picking up roadside trash
February 8, 2026 at 3:18 PM
environmental storytelling via picking up roadside trash
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THREAD
H2A guest worker visas are finally a big enough program that farmers are ready to switch to that instead of undoc'd workers.
That's why they're rounding up undoc'd people.
Farms don't really need them anymore, & they're "too hard to control."
That hasn't changed!
H2A guest worker visas are finally a big enough program that farmers are ready to switch to that instead of undoc'd workers.
That's why they're rounding up undoc'd people.
Farms don't really need them anymore, & they're "too hard to control."
That hasn't changed!
I'm calling bullshit on the media narrative that Trump is "pivoting" and "deescalating" on his ICE raids. The threshold is this: As long as the military occupations and the treatment of US cities as enemy territory continue, there's no pivot. ICE out. 1/
(New piece)
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
(New piece)
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
Donald Trump Is Frightened
Trump wants to appear eager to minimize out-of-control clashes between government militias and protesters. But he doesn’t want to stop the things causing those clashes in the first place.
newrepublic.com
January 28, 2026 at 1:41 PM
THREAD
H2A guest worker visas are finally a big enough program that farmers are ready to switch to that instead of undoc'd workers.
That's why they're rounding up undoc'd people.
Farms don't really need them anymore, & they're "too hard to control."
That hasn't changed!
H2A guest worker visas are finally a big enough program that farmers are ready to switch to that instead of undoc'd workers.
That's why they're rounding up undoc'd people.
Farms don't really need them anymore, & they're "too hard to control."
That hasn't changed!
so lemon pig 2026 is rotting
January 25, 2026 at 11:56 PM
so lemon pig 2026 is rotting
Lemon Pig lineage, 2024 - 2026
January 1, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Lemon Pig lineage, 2024 - 2026
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Remember to stock up on lemons today for your New Year Lemon Pig-making needs! 🍋
December 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Remember to stock up on lemons today for your New Year Lemon Pig-making needs! 🍋
none of those are veggies
December 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
none of those are veggies