Buzzword McGillicuddy
@pickledbabybeets.bsky.social
A little bit of somethin’ for everybody!
People of the world, I present to you the worlds first ever, human chemical-imbalance, self-manipulative, alcoholic publicity stunt, regret-filled, limitless masturbatory, exhaustive outrage, GAY, confounding and incomprehensible, unknowable, mentally flagellatory manifestation-contraption-machine!
September 20, 2026 at 3:20 AM
People of the world, I present to you the worlds first ever, human chemical-imbalance, self-manipulative, alcoholic publicity stunt, regret-filled, limitless masturbatory, exhaustive outrage, GAY, confounding and incomprehensible, unknowable, mentally flagellatory manifestation-contraption-machine!
I need me a red solo cup that don’t sweat
September 20, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I need me a red solo cup that don’t sweat
If I get a little prettier can I be your baby
September 20, 2026 at 12:43 AM
If I get a little prettier can I be your baby
No one talks about how weird it must be when your parent(s) are like 74 and you’re like 50.
September 19, 2026 at 11:24 PM
No one talks about how weird it must be when your parent(s) are like 74 and you’re like 50.
Yesterday, I learned that my baby nephew who is a little over 1 will occasionally just speak in an advanced form of simlish. It’s very alien in its presentation. It requires a lot of tongue out of the mouth to speak the dialect properly. Anyway, I think he’s on to something special.
September 19, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Yesterday, I learned that my baby nephew who is a little over 1 will occasionally just speak in an advanced form of simlish. It’s very alien in its presentation. It requires a lot of tongue out of the mouth to speak the dialect properly. Anyway, I think he’s on to something special.
Shoutout to smoking a cigarette on your front porch
September 19, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Shoutout to smoking a cigarette on your front porch
What kills me the most about this tradwife shit is you really think these men are worthy of reverence? These dickwads I’m clocking? These bemusing primates that can’t bathe themselves adequately? These beasts with not an ounce of temperance or foresight? There’s nothing admirable - you’re just weak.
September 19, 2026 at 10:30 PM
What kills me the most about this tradwife shit is you really think these men are worthy of reverence? These dickwads I’m clocking? These bemusing primates that can’t bathe themselves adequately? These beasts with not an ounce of temperance or foresight? There’s nothing admirable - you’re just weak.
First time driving a hybrid, son?
September 19, 2026 at 10:15 PM
First time driving a hybrid, son?
Life is an empty freeway which you must intersect and no matter how cautious you are, some idiot driving a 2003 Cadillac Escalade materializes out of nowhere within three feet of you going one thousand and fifty two miles per hour and just sprays your guts and bones all over the pitiable asphalt.
September 19, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Life is an empty freeway which you must intersect and no matter how cautious you are, some idiot driving a 2003 Cadillac Escalade materializes out of nowhere within three feet of you going one thousand and fifty two miles per hour and just sprays your guts and bones all over the pitiable asphalt.
What would you do if you were getting a haircut and both your eyeballs popped out
September 19, 2026 at 9:12 PM
What would you do if you were getting a haircut and both your eyeballs popped out
I don’t normally spend money on plushies but I think it’s past time I got some of my favorites. 😋 look at this fucking dapper crobat i cannot
September 19, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I don’t normally spend money on plushies but I think it’s past time I got some of my favorites. 😋 look at this fucking dapper crobat i cannot
This is no shade to any of my loves and I understand that some of yall have been traumatized by genshin impact but if you cant see an anime style video game without immediately making comparisons to hoyoverse & pearl clutching you actually do need to book a trip to the nearest liquor store and relax
September 19, 2026 at 4:44 PM
This is no shade to any of my loves and I understand that some of yall have been traumatized by genshin impact but if you cant see an anime style video game without immediately making comparisons to hoyoverse & pearl clutching you actually do need to book a trip to the nearest liquor store and relax
I think that I could work the same amount of hours each week or hell maybe even more but if I never had to be woken up by an alarm clock again and unnaturally drag my corpse out of bed at 7am and instead I just let my body do what it needed to do I would be fucking unstoppable and #healed
September 19, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I think that I could work the same amount of hours each week or hell maybe even more but if I never had to be woken up by an alarm clock again and unnaturally drag my corpse out of bed at 7am and instead I just let my body do what it needed to do I would be fucking unstoppable and #healed
Really sorry to anyone who regularly gets a +10 minute voice note from me. Please shoot me next time you see me.
September 18, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Really sorry to anyone who regularly gets a +10 minute voice note from me. Please shoot me next time you see me.
I DONT WANNA JOIN YOUR BULLETIN BOARD!!! I WONT FOLLOW YOU ON LEMON8!!!!!
September 18, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I DONT WANNA JOIN YOUR BULLETIN BOARD!!! I WONT FOLLOW YOU ON LEMON8!!!!!
So far the only thing I find compelling about Dietrich’s route in fire emblem fortune’s weave is that all of the men are calling me pretty
September 18, 2026 at 7:22 AM
So far the only thing I find compelling about Dietrich’s route in fire emblem fortune’s weave is that all of the men are calling me pretty
I wanna wear shorts!! I wanna wear shorts, daddy!! I wanna wear shorts!
September 18, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I wanna wear shorts!! I wanna wear shorts, daddy!! I wanna wear shorts!
The thing that a lot of people fail to realize (or realize, yet choose to disregard) is that although teaching someone (anything) is generally a selfless and benevolent act, it is equally and inextricably a selfish and imposing act, unless the person you are “teaching” is informed and consenting.
September 18, 2026 at 3:13 AM
The thing that a lot of people fail to realize (or realize, yet choose to disregard) is that although teaching someone (anything) is generally a selfless and benevolent act, it is equally and inextricably a selfish and imposing act, unless the person you are “teaching” is informed and consenting.
Pretty much I think that whoever is in charge of this new “my mods” feature on the taco bell app which would be IMMENSELY helpful for people with plant based diets but decided not to add meat options for automatic removal is a hateful slouchy bitch who gets no play and specifically fuck you.
September 18, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Pretty much I think that whoever is in charge of this new “my mods” feature on the taco bell app which would be IMMENSELY helpful for people with plant based diets but decided not to add meat options for automatic removal is a hateful slouchy bitch who gets no play and specifically fuck you.
Reposted by Buzzword McGillicuddy
joel kim booster is a fake slut and ill say it to his face if he steps out of his little hollywood bubble
September 17, 2026 at 6:26 PM
joel kim booster is a fake slut and ill say it to his face if he steps out of his little hollywood bubble
I have been forgetting to eat my daily popsicle lately what the fuck
September 17, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I have been forgetting to eat my daily popsicle lately what the fuck
I can’t wait to go home and play fortune’s weave and goon (separately)
September 17, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I can’t wait to go home and play fortune’s weave and goon (separately)
Who wants to play the thunderstruck drinking game with me when i get off of work
September 17, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Who wants to play the thunderstruck drinking game with me when i get off of work
These internet browsers wanna be your fucking everything. SET THIS BROWSER AS YOUR DEFAULT PDF VIEWER! LET THIS BROWSER SUCK YOUR TIDDIES! THIS BROWSER WANTS TO KNOW WHERE YOU WERE LAST NIGHT! WHY WERE YOU SO LATE GETTING HOME FROM WORK?! SARAH’S HUSBAND HAS THIS BROWSER SET AS DEFAULT WHY DON’T YOU
September 17, 2026 at 11:14 AM
These internet browsers wanna be your fucking everything. SET THIS BROWSER AS YOUR DEFAULT PDF VIEWER! LET THIS BROWSER SUCK YOUR TIDDIES! THIS BROWSER WANTS TO KNOW WHERE YOU WERE LAST NIGHT! WHY WERE YOU SO LATE GETTING HOME FROM WORK?! SARAH’S HUSBAND HAS THIS BROWSER SET AS DEFAULT WHY DON’T YOU