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@pipsqueakparker.bsky.social
✨ writer ✨ cryptid ✨ 🔞 ✨ stolitz ✨
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important threads: #squeaks
AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/pipsqueakparker/pseuds/pipsqueakparker
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/pipsqueakparker
important threads: #squeaks
i have flipped my mattress, changed the sheets, rearranged and rearranged and rearranged my pillows, got a new duvet, no tv, left the tv on… everything short of digging out the sage & cleansing the room (that’s next)… STILL. CANNOT. SLEEP. THROUGH. THE. NIGHT.
October 12, 2026 at 7:41 AM
i have flipped my mattress, changed the sheets, rearranged and rearranged and rearranged my pillows, got a new duvet, no tv, left the tv on… everything short of digging out the sage & cleansing the room (that’s next)… STILL. CANNOT. SLEEP. THROUGH. THE. NIGHT.
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I'm so ready for the new episodes!!!
Anyway: my last chance to get my stupid ideas out before we let canon take the reigns 🤭
#icyago #Andrealphus #Vassago
Anyway: my last chance to get my stupid ideas out before we let canon take the reigns 🤭
#icyago #Andrealphus #Vassago
October 11, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I'm so ready for the new episodes!!!
Anyway: my last chance to get my stupid ideas out before we let canon take the reigns 🤭
#icyago #Andrealphus #Vassago
Anyway: my last chance to get my stupid ideas out before we let canon take the reigns 🤭
#icyago #Andrealphus #Vassago
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reminder that he's being genuine and vulnerable here, too...
October 10, 2026 at 4:20 PM
reminder that he's being genuine and vulnerable here, too...
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In this house we will support both of them through their fuckups this season .
❤️❤️TRUST IN TRUE LOVE ❤️❤️
❤️❤️TRUST IN TRUE LOVE ❤️❤️
Blitzo Kisses Stolas in Helluva Boss
ALT: Blitzo Kisses Stolas in Helluva Boss
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October 11, 2026 at 7:00 AM
In this house we will support both of them through their fuckups this season .
❤️❤️TRUST IN TRUE LOVE ❤️❤️
❤️❤️TRUST IN TRUE LOVE ❤️❤️
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October 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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⚠️CW: Bondage, Stolhole
This song has us all in a chokehold, doesn't it 🙃
This song has us all in a chokehold, doesn't it 🙃
October 10, 2026 at 10:34 AM
⚠️CW: Bondage, Stolhole
This song has us all in a chokehold, doesn't it 🙃
This song has us all in a chokehold, doesn't it 🙃
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The way Rope starts out all bratty and breathy like “ugh don’t bother me with your sappy shitty emotions” and then builds to more and more intense desires until it simply becomes Stolas’ anguished sobs is SO AMAZING the song makes me feel fucking ill and my angst-addicted ass can’t get enough of it
October 10, 2026 at 2:06 PM
The way Rope starts out all bratty and breathy like “ugh don’t bother me with your sappy shitty emotions” and then builds to more and more intense desires until it simply becomes Stolas’ anguished sobs is SO AMAZING the song makes me feel fucking ill and my angst-addicted ass can’t get enough of it
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Stolas’s early season Spindliness and imposing/powerful/decadent framing is so masterful. Getting out of the van w scary glowing eyes in a t shirt and dad shorts. He is like if the hat man manifested in ur house then fucked your dad
October 10, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Stolas’s early season Spindliness and imposing/powerful/decadent framing is so masterful. Getting out of the van w scary glowing eyes in a t shirt and dad shorts. He is like if the hat man manifested in ur house then fucked your dad
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October 10, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
September 2, 2026 at 12:26 PM
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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honestly i think a big factor in empathy burnout is this trend of ppl DEMANDING ur empathy by trauma dumping or expecting everyone to take their ‘triggers’ into account for everything — but im so pleased to tell u that u actually do have some power & control in ur life, babe
October 10, 2026 at 11:15 AM
honestly i think a big factor in empathy burnout is this trend of ppl DEMANDING ur empathy by trauma dumping or expecting everyone to take their ‘triggers’ into account for everything — but im so pleased to tell u that u actually do have some power & control in ur life, babe
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October 10, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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its tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime
i actually need to update my halloween/spooky season playlist, if you've got any suggestions for songs that fit the season pls throw them at me
i actually need to update my halloween/spooky season playlist, if you've got any suggestions for songs that fit the season pls throw them at me
October 9, 2026 at 4:28 PM
its tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime
i actually need to update my halloween/spooky season playlist, if you've got any suggestions for songs that fit the season pls throw them at me
i actually need to update my halloween/spooky season playlist, if you've got any suggestions for songs that fit the season pls throw them at me
stolas would be one of those people that actually LIKES going to the dentist
October 9, 2026 at 4:27 PM
stolas would be one of those people that actually LIKES going to the dentist
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Every time I consider getting stressed out about future fandom stuff, be it potential discourse or concepts that MIGHT appear in the show that I don’t like, I mentally consult The Chart and then think about something else.
I highly recommend this strategy. Don’t pre-game drama. It helps nothing.
I highly recommend this strategy. Don’t pre-game drama. It helps nothing.
I am once again pointing to The Chart.
August 27, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Every time I consider getting stressed out about future fandom stuff, be it potential discourse or concepts that MIGHT appear in the show that I don’t like, I mentally consult The Chart and then think about something else.
I highly recommend this strategy. Don’t pre-game drama. It helps nothing.
I highly recommend this strategy. Don’t pre-game drama. It helps nothing.
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I wish people who don’t want storylines about sex would stop watching the show that has a lot of storylines about sex (Helluva Boss)
October 9, 2026 at 1:07 PM
I wish people who don’t want storylines about sex would stop watching the show that has a lot of storylines about sex (Helluva Boss)
my fingertips are itchy
October 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
my fingertips are itchy
i can’t verbalize how i feel but i can write smut about it
October 9, 2026 at 2:23 PM
i can’t verbalize how i feel but i can write smut about it
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rope made me cry but i know any visual element we get is going to make me horny — really giving us the full stolas experience by using the bird himself to make us sad and horny
October 9, 2026 at 12:22 PM
rope made me cry but i know any visual element we get is going to make me horny — really giving us the full stolas experience by using the bird himself to make us sad and horny
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Morning.
Everyone rise for the national anthem
Everyone rise for the national anthem
October 9, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Morning.
Everyone rise for the national anthem
Everyone rise for the national anthem