pixel papa
@pixelpapa.net
pixelated farts
streaming tuesdays and thursdays at 9:30pm est
he/him
my best posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:evlngincxz7yf6mjnegh5565/feed/aaaknrwlyv76c
streaming tuesdays and thursdays at 9:30pm est
he/him
my best posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:evlngincxz7yf6mjnegh5565/feed/aaaknrwlyv76c
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pixel papa
@pixelpapa.net
· 4d
it’s too late i have already depicted you as the butterfly in the sky and i can go twice as high
it’s really fucked up that everytime you go to trader joe’s they have to engage in a lengthy fulfilling relationship with you. i just wanted some cookies derrick, i can’t be looking at dress options for our wedding right now
September 19, 2026 at 2:22 AM
it’s really fucked up that everytime you go to trader joe’s they have to engage in a lengthy fulfilling relationship with you. i just wanted some cookies derrick, i can’t be looking at dress options for our wedding right now
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July 14, 2026 at 2:40 PM
contractor out of breathe: *slaps wall* alright it took all week but it's full.
"Load bearing wall" wtf is wrong with them just use a tissue
September 18, 2026 at 5:53 PM
contractor out of breathe: *slaps wall* alright it took all week but it's full.
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Cum. Is. Social. Media.
September 18, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Cum. Is. Social. Media.
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Due to user backlash, we're no longer callings them "skeets". From now on, all posts on Bluesky will be referred to as "goons" and Bluesky users will be known as "gooners".
September 18, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Due to user backlash, we're no longer callings them "skeets". From now on, all posts on Bluesky will be referred to as "goons" and Bluesky users will be known as "gooners".
i need to check my flow app why do i feel like listening to smashing pumpkins and crying
September 18, 2026 at 3:49 PM
i need to check my flow app why do i feel like listening to smashing pumpkins and crying
static load this. dynamic load that. why don’t these engineers just drop they loads normal style
September 18, 2026 at 3:37 PM
static load this. dynamic load that. why don’t these engineers just drop they loads normal style
hey man you're really starting to be kind of annoying the more self confident you get. i need you to leg sweep that ego back down to my level for my personal comfort. thanks
September 18, 2026 at 2:43 PM
hey man you're really starting to be kind of annoying the more self confident you get. i need you to leg sweep that ego back down to my level for my personal comfort. thanks
i'm glad this app doesn't have views on posts. it's good that i can't hyper focus on how many of you actually hate me
September 18, 2026 at 2:20 PM
i'm glad this app doesn't have views on posts. it's good that i can't hyper focus on how many of you actually hate me
ah yes the canonical episode of x-files where they kill skinner
September 18, 2026 at 2:14 PM
ah yes the canonical episode of x-files where they kill skinner
i’ve only gotten like 3 hours of sleep and just got a shipment notification for something i ordered a year ago and forgot about.
it’s gonna be a complicated feelings day
it’s gonna be a complicated feelings day
September 18, 2026 at 1:47 PM
i’ve only gotten like 3 hours of sleep and just got a shipment notification for something i ordered a year ago and forgot about.
it’s gonna be a complicated feelings day
it’s gonna be a complicated feelings day
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logging on
September 18, 2026 at 12:48 PM
logging on
after getting some contributions from the community for both the pixel icon and the animation at the end I was able to make a new intro sequence when i transition from the waiting room to going live on twitch.
September 18, 2026 at 3:56 AM
after getting some contributions from the community for both the pixel icon and the animation at the end I was able to make a new intro sequence when i transition from the waiting room to going live on twitch.
it’s too late i’ve already tied our pubes together mister bond
September 17, 2026 at 11:24 PM
it’s too late i’ve already tied our pubes together mister bond
“if you feel like you want to buy a frivolous thing click save for later or add to your wishlist and come back to it. coming back you may no longer want it or want to wait for a better time”
no i have instead amassed what feels like dopamine debt. my brain is preparing to throw me in debtors prison
no i have instead amassed what feels like dopamine debt. my brain is preparing to throw me in debtors prison
September 17, 2026 at 9:47 PM
“if you feel like you want to buy a frivolous thing click save for later or add to your wishlist and come back to it. coming back you may no longer want it or want to wait for a better time”
no i have instead amassed what feels like dopamine debt. my brain is preparing to throw me in debtors prison
no i have instead amassed what feels like dopamine debt. my brain is preparing to throw me in debtors prison
why yes i am a fat guy in a sweater when its still hot out
September 17, 2026 at 6:50 PM
why yes i am a fat guy in a sweater when its still hot out
you guys want to see me crashout about bubsy 3d for 6 minutes?
September 17, 2026 at 2:25 PM
you guys want to see me crashout about bubsy 3d for 6 minutes?
i actually think we could be meaner to drake
September 17, 2026 at 12:28 PM
i actually think we could be meaner to drake
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is a man not entitled to the stink of his fart?
“no!” says the men standing next to me in the elevator “it’s really bad, did you shit?!”
“no!” says the men standing next to me in the elevator “it’s really bad, did you shit?!”
September 17, 2026 at 4:34 AM
is a man not entitled to the stink of his fart?
“no!” says the men standing next to me in the elevator “it’s really bad, did you shit?!”
“no!” says the men standing next to me in the elevator “it’s really bad, did you shit?!”
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is a man not entitled to the stink of his fart?
“no!” says the men standing next to me in the elevator “it’s really bad, did you shit?!”
“no!” says the men standing next to me in the elevator “it’s really bad, did you shit?!”
September 17, 2026 at 4:34 AM
is a man not entitled to the stink of his fart?
“no!” says the men standing next to me in the elevator “it’s really bad, did you shit?!”
“no!” says the men standing next to me in the elevator “it’s really bad, did you shit?!”
the extra cheese pizza i ordered had extra cheese and now im going to experience intestinal death
September 17, 2026 at 1:45 AM
the extra cheese pizza i ordered had extra cheese and now im going to experience intestinal death