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Some photo. Some tech. Lotta stupid.
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It just *sings* with the pork flavor.
Had a day out yesterday. Cloud lined up perfect to look like it was coming out of the old smokestack.
October 5, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Had a day out yesterday. Cloud lined up perfect to look like it was coming out of the old smokestack.
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Has anyone checked in on The Blowfish recently? Hootie's fine, but I'm just thinkin' 'bout them Blowfish.
October 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Has anyone checked in on The Blowfish recently? Hootie's fine, but I'm just thinkin' 'bout them Blowfish.
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finally, a product for my hair type
October 5, 2026 at 6:18 AM
finally, a product for my hair type
Has anyone checked in on The Blowfish recently? Hootie's fine, but I'm just thinkin' 'bout them Blowfish.
October 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Has anyone checked in on The Blowfish recently? Hootie's fine, but I'm just thinkin' 'bout them Blowfish.
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brb changing my name to Hefty Fabuloso
October 3, 2026 at 12:24 AM
brb changing my name to Hefty Fabuloso
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Leaving the house every day with a wheel of cheese and flagon of elderberry cordial because of those mice.
If Harry Potter hadn't become a big thing we'd all be into Redwall, baking scones and playing with swords.
October 2, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Leaving the house every day with a wheel of cheese and flagon of elderberry cordial because of those mice.
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If Harry Potter hadn't become a big thing we'd all be into Redwall, baking scones and playing with swords.
October 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
If Harry Potter hadn't become a big thing we'd all be into Redwall, baking scones and playing with swords.
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"oh no.... this is what it feels like when doves cry, Milhouse"
December 10, 2024 at 3:54 AM
"oh no.... this is what it feels like when doves cry, Milhouse"
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[I pull my hand off her hand, blushing a little]
-and that’s how you do a kick flip on a tech deck. Now you try.
-and that’s how you do a kick flip on a tech deck. Now you try.
September 30, 2026 at 3:54 PM
[I pull my hand off her hand, blushing a little]
-and that’s how you do a kick flip on a tech deck. Now you try.
-and that’s how you do a kick flip on a tech deck. Now you try.
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so anyway, stelle.menu is basically in its open alpha and is broken to fuck because i figured if i can get ahead of it being something ruined by AI perhaps i can somehow salvage any hope of releasing this app for mobile and android too. much respect to michael chu / cooking for engineers.
September 29, 2026 at 8:36 PM
so anyway, stelle.menu is basically in its open alpha and is broken to fuck because i figured if i can get ahead of it being something ruined by AI perhaps i can somehow salvage any hope of releasing this app for mobile and android too. much respect to michael chu / cooking for engineers.
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Bob's Red Mill is our country's leading provider of bags of grain that you find three-quarters full in your cabinet after they've expired
September 29, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Bob's Red Mill is our country's leading provider of bags of grain that you find three-quarters full in your cabinet after they've expired
Right before all of our highway tollbooths became unit/toll by plate, I did this to a tollbooth worker. Tried to give him an extra amount so he only had to give me a dime back with my bills and you'd have thought I sprung a pyramid scheme and college entrance exam on him; refused to take it.
I’ve had to stop myself from trying to do things at the checkout counter like giving X.02 from a X.97 total to get a nickel back, because it seems a lot of people can’t do that math in their head anymore.
September 29, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Right before all of our highway tollbooths became unit/toll by plate, I did this to a tollbooth worker. Tried to give him an extra amount so he only had to give me a dime back with my bills and you'd have thought I sprung a pyramid scheme and college entrance exam on him; refused to take it.
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people remain largely unaware that when i reply "incredible" i mean "lacking credibility"
September 29, 2026 at 1:16 PM
people remain largely unaware that when i reply "incredible" i mean "lacking credibility"
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"Salad was invented by a man named Joseph Salad. He died yesterday. He was thirty-seven years old."
September 24, 2026 at 3:13 AM
"Salad was invented by a man named Joseph Salad. He died yesterday. He was thirty-seven years old."
I can't quite put into words how sad this makes me
had my thesaurus stolen today. made me not only sad, but very sad.
September 24, 2026 at 6:20 AM
I can't quite put into words how sad this makes me
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80 hours of embroidery! This aerial landscape is directly inspired by Dartmoor and I'd say I have another 30-ish hours to go? I'm now starting to fill in the fields for the sheep, the tor area will be done last as I'm still deciding whether I want a slope or not 😅 I hope you like it! #art
September 23, 2026 at 7:50 PM
80 hours of embroidery! This aerial landscape is directly inspired by Dartmoor and I'd say I have another 30-ish hours to go? I'm now starting to fill in the fields for the sheep, the tor area will be done last as I'm still deciding whether I want a slope or not 😅 I hope you like it! #art
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Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same.
This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
September 23, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same.
This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
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"This is your pilot speaking. I'm gonna need eveyrone to strap in because, In the immortal words of my idol Sonic the Hedgehog, 'Gotta go fast!'"
September 23, 2026 at 5:34 PM
"This is your pilot speaking. I'm gonna need eveyrone to strap in because, In the immortal words of my idol Sonic the Hedgehog, 'Gotta go fast!'"