Sebastian Corvette
@plethodon.bsky.social
I was the first person to tweet about Horse Appleman
I just imagined an AI-generated gif of me dunking a basketball with a peaceful sunset in the backgroudn... Holy sh******* this is amazing!!
September 18, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I just imagined an AI-generated gif of me dunking a basketball with a peaceful sunset in the backgroudn... Holy sh******* this is amazing!!
I keep running into people who got their mind sent back in time into their 5 year old self.
It's always so obvious they're trying to rekindle a friendship or relationship we had during their first try at life
Thanks but no thanks, freak
It's always so obvious they're trying to rekindle a friendship or relationship we had during their first try at life
Thanks but no thanks, freak
September 17, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I keep running into people who got their mind sent back in time into their 5 year old self.
It's always so obvious they're trying to rekindle a friendship or relationship we had during their first try at life
Thanks but no thanks, freak
It's always so obvious they're trying to rekindle a friendship or relationship we had during their first try at life
Thanks but no thanks, freak
For a techie like me, a trip to Best Buy is like a trip to Disney Land
September 10, 2026 at 3:38 PM
For a techie like me, a trip to Best Buy is like a trip to Disney Land
I've been seeing a lot more Norwich terriers around lately. No complaints from this hombre!
August 29, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I've been seeing a lot more Norwich terriers around lately. No complaints from this hombre!
It's a boring movie. No need for me to say anything more. It's too boring to describe
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title:
A chief technology officer is worried about keeping his spreadsheets private.
A chief technology officer is worried about keeping his spreadsheets private.
August 29, 2026 at 1:40 AM
It's a boring movie. No need for me to say anything more. It's too boring to describe
"Eagle-eyed viewers will notice..."
You can just call them eagles... No one else has eagle eyes except for eagles
You can just call them eagles... No one else has eagle eyes except for eagles
July 16, 2026 at 4:44 PM
"Eagle-eyed viewers will notice..."
You can just call them eagles... No one else has eagle eyes except for eagles
You can just call them eagles... No one else has eagle eyes except for eagles
Soooo that happened.. I guess I'm the world's leading Egyptologist now? Yeah... This was not on my 2026 bingo card 😀
July 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Soooo that happened.. I guess I'm the world's leading Egyptologist now? Yeah... This was not on my 2026 bingo card 😀
It's a bit of an injustice that the common wombat is the poster-child wombat when there are two species of hairy-nosed wombat that look way cooler imo
June 25, 2026 at 10:03 PM
It's a bit of an injustice that the common wombat is the poster-child wombat when there are two species of hairy-nosed wombat that look way cooler imo
Reposted by Sebastian Corvette
Important news: My wife, who worked in Detroiters’ art department, has located the original Karn on the Cobb file in her archive.
June 5, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Important news: My wife, who worked in Detroiters’ art department, has located the original Karn on the Cobb file in her archive.
Reposted by Sebastian Corvette
Hello Mr. Sullenburger, one last mission for you. You are to be the pilot of Air Force One. Do you remember the "miracle on the Hudson"? You are to perform another one... only this time.... hold the miracle
June 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hello Mr. Sullenburger, one last mission for you. You are to be the pilot of Air Force One. Do you remember the "miracle on the Hudson"? You are to perform another one... only this time.... hold the miracle
Imagine a joke that can make you laugh. Enjoy
April 8, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Imagine a joke that can make you laugh. Enjoy
Reposted by Sebastian Corvette
Top 8 smallest planets
Number 8, Jupiter. Sorry Jupiter fans. If you didn't see this coming, maybe buy a ruler? 😂
Number 8, Jupiter. Sorry Jupiter fans. If you didn't see this coming, maybe buy a ruler? 😂
March 22, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Top 8 smallest planets
Number 8, Jupiter. Sorry Jupiter fans. If you didn't see this coming, maybe buy a ruler? 😂
Number 8, Jupiter. Sorry Jupiter fans. If you didn't see this coming, maybe buy a ruler? 😂
"It was the best of times [...]"
- Charles Dickens
- Charles Dickens
March 17, 2026 at 3:30 PM
"It was the best of times [...]"
- Charles Dickens
- Charles Dickens
When someone says "I have a lot on my plate" I get so hungry
March 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
When someone says "I have a lot on my plate" I get so hungry
I just engaged in a guilty pleasure.. FML
February 26, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I just engaged in a guilty pleasure.. FML
Person who only watched the first half of The Sandlot: And the number one most evil dog is... the dog from The Sandlot
People who finished The Sandlot: Uhmmm, did you WATCH the movie??
People who finished The Sandlot: Uhmmm, did you WATCH the movie??
February 20, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Person who only watched the first half of The Sandlot: And the number one most evil dog is... the dog from The Sandlot
People who finished The Sandlot: Uhmmm, did you WATCH the movie??
People who finished The Sandlot: Uhmmm, did you WATCH the movie??
Pacing around like a caged liger
February 4, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Pacing around like a caged liger
FUCK... It finally sunk in that I'm almost 40 years away from being 70
January 28, 2026 at 10:08 PM
FUCK... It finally sunk in that I'm almost 40 years away from being 70
"Twists and turns"
Anyone feel like turns isn't pulling its weight in the phrase? A turn is one of the most basic maneuvers
Anyone feel like turns isn't pulling its weight in the phrase? A turn is one of the most basic maneuvers
January 16, 2026 at 3:04 PM
"Twists and turns"
Anyone feel like turns isn't pulling its weight in the phrase? A turn is one of the most basic maneuvers
Anyone feel like turns isn't pulling its weight in the phrase? A turn is one of the most basic maneuvers
Reposted by Sebastian Corvette
Bradley Cooper is working on a script for Maestro 2
January 14, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Bradley Cooper is working on a script for Maestro 2
Dropped my Kindle into the hot tub... I wish I had a time machine
January 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Dropped my Kindle into the hot tub... I wish I had a time machine
Soooo the year 2025 just ended for the first time in all of recorded history. And we're just going about business as usual?
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Soooo the year 2025 just ended for the first time in all of recorded history. And we're just going about business as usual?
Modern day sirens suck... If I hear a fire truck or ambulance on a distant island, I'm not going to be lured to my death at all
December 31, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Modern day sirens suck... If I hear a fire truck or ambulance on a distant island, I'm not going to be lured to my death at all
Let’s just say RL Stine Wuthering Heights was… NOT on my 2026 bingo card 😅
December 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Let’s just say RL Stine Wuthering Heights was… NOT on my 2026 bingo card 😅