How are the people around me maturing and living full lives when the last 6 years were only 5 months long

Hayao Miyazaki is gonna blow his shit smooth off at this rate

All these years later, all the technological advancements later, and Metroid Prime's movement still sucks fat fucking dick in comparison to the 2D games

Guess actually good Metroid will be in purgatory for another decade or so

Mithrix is short for Mythical Richards

My brain has been queuing up thoughts so fast that old ones get discarded before they're fully formed, it feels impossible to have a coherent singular thought even more than usual

My Warframe addiction has returned
(I am cripplingly dogshit with fashion in this game and so I make everything black and gold)

Is it just me or is Missingno. iconic enough that I almost consider it a legendary Pokemon even if it isn't one in canon?

The curse of knowing I have countless ideas for OC content and fanart but will never have the patience or attention span to get good enough at ANYTHING to make them a reality

Who is Mrs. Ippi and how tf did she get a state named after herself

webfishing fisherdogs n fishercats
trauma cat - pikmin88
wild dog - sebbiknees.bsky.social
funny hat cat - funnywes.bsky.social
pink dog - 747shove.bsky.social
matcha cat - keebyz.bsky.social

This game is legendary

So is all social media just unusable for the next couple days

Squidward definitely in the top 10 characters that I can't imagine fuckin' but he 100% FUCKIN' fuckin'

I'm kinda scared for Deadlock when compared to TF2 cause I haven't seen anyone talking about Deadlock's characters.
Does Deadlock even have characters? I've seen no fanart or anything, it just seems like they'll never recapture the magic that surrounded TF2's characters

Cosmo and Wanda, I wish everyone was addicted to crack but didn't know it was crack so they constantly had a crippling craving for something they couldn't identify

Why are you people following me, I haven't said shit