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Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ .
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GUZZLE .
Pinned
⠀ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴄRᴜᴇʟ .
ɪ ᴀᴍ ɢᴇɴTʟᴇ .
ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴍAᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ
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ʟAᴜɢH .
Reposted by Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ .
[ Day ruined, the bug exists.]
August 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
bonjour :}
August 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
[ waddling after lightning bugs, servos out and searching, cupping excitedly when he thinks he caught one.
opening his servos to dark disappointment.
tank cannon drooping . ]

mon Dieu .
comme c'est horrible . .

[ luckily, none were accidentally squashed.
because none were caught :[ ]
August 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
soupir si triste... such a pity, oui?
everybot always says
' that fucking bug that i hate '
and it's never
' how is that fucking bug that i hate ?'

soupir si triste... sigh sigh...sad sad... such tragedy ... [ 😔💔]
pity the me [ 💔 ]
July 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Reposted by Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ .
 ❪ * 💭❌ that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate that fucking insect that i hate—❫
July 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
???
excusez-moi [ 🤨🤨 ??? ]

this is my acorn ???
i de-shelled it myself, even !
it was very messy .
but a well-fought war .
this is my token of victory.
ahhhh, oui, oui,
you are just jealous because i have won actual fights, making me more similar to Optimus ... than You 😌
July 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
oui, mon cher ! someone has actual honor here ! i have a call of duty killstreak to protect, after all!!

something i do best not to
. . .
Forget :} .
Its the rare weevil that shows up to do his job two percent of the time.
July 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
GRUG.

when guzzle '..'
pauses
then says something a little afterwards, people think he's just doing that for dramatic effect but really he's just struggling to remember what word he wanted to say in English & either gives up & just goes with the French one anyway or an English term he can remember
June 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
je suis tout à fait d'accord, mon ami !
les insectes sont
✨️ magnifiques ✨️ !
ze ladybuugs, ze lightningbugs- ah, i feel a bit bad for them, oui!
they have imposter bugs out there! zey mimic zem! lightningbugs get lured in by the fake ones & eaten!
& fleshies get bit by the fakes & blame ze ladies !
June 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
bugs are just itty blessings, oui, oui, this -- guzzle agrees 😁
June 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
bonjour, everybug 😄 !!!
June 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Reposted by Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ .
May 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
[ do NOT bomb GUZZLE ]
[ ☝️ 💢‼️‼️ ]
May 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
[ guzzle is ALWAYS right !
OUI ! ! ]
May 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
[ SHAKING HIS HELM IN OBNOXIOUS & SNOOTY FRENCH ✨️ ARTISTE ✨️ ]
.. no Vision -_- 💢 !
May 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
. .
make my muscles bigger -_- .

[ upside down on the ceiling like a spider, very much Not respecting the no peeksie rule ]
May 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Reposted by Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ. Bᵣᵤₜᵤₛ .
{{ GUZZLE STEP AWF!!!!
May 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
what monsieur grimlock should be looking for is a dictionary, HONHONHON !!
May 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
watch him while he recharges so you can compliment his form, why don't you . .
May 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
[ pedes stuck in ice, nothing better to do than the usual now...
try to blow up birds with his mind .

glaring daggers up at a little bluebird . ]
want some of this, cher?
fly down here &
Get It 😾🫸🤛 💢 .

[ making punching fist into palm motion of violent intent ]
May 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
GRUG
Snow White and the one dwarf that hates her
May 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
May 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM