it's a beautiful day
it's a glorious day
it's a glorious day
September 23, 2026 at 12:48 PM
it's a beautiful day
it's a glorious day
it's a glorious day
If I was a surgeon I would make my victims listen to my CDs
September 23, 2026 at 6:43 AM
If I was a surgeon I would make my victims listen to my CDs
They should combine the soda with the cookie
September 23, 2026 at 12:38 AM
They should combine the soda with the cookie
They're adding a brand-new dinosaur to the mix
September 22, 2026 at 6:33 PM
They're adding a brand-new dinosaur to the mix
just got a visit from the hounds
September 22, 2026 at 12:28 PM
just got a visit from the hounds
(puking from the taste) of pee...
September 22, 2026 at 12:21 AM
(puking from the taste) of pee...
There's a big rock in my basement that I'm hiding from all.
September 21, 2026 at 6:16 PM
There's a big rock in my basement that I'm hiding from all.
i have so many opinions about uhhhhhhhhhhhh
September 21, 2026 at 12:12 PM
i have so many opinions about uhhhhhhhhhhhh
(to mr. Hitler) Have you heard of Tumblr
September 21, 2026 at 6:08 AM
(to mr. Hitler) Have you heard of Tumblr
I have three hobbies:
- building robots
- killing bugs
- building robots
- killing bugs
September 21, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I have three hobbies:
- building robots
- killing bugs
- building robots
- killing bugs
You used to call me on my!!! You used to call me!!! You used to call me on my!!! You used to call me!!!! YOU used to call me on his!!! You used to call me!!!! YOU used to call me on his!!! You used to call me!!!
September 20, 2026 at 6:01 PM
You used to call me on my!!! You used to call me!!! You used to call me on my!!! You used to call me!!!! YOU used to call me on his!!! You used to call me!!!! YOU used to call me on his!!! You used to call me!!!
Ive just learned about the concept of "social capital"
I'm fucking shaking with rage
Thinking about potentially becoming asexual
And I love a laugh.
I'm fucking shaking with rage
Thinking about potentially becoming asexual
And I love a laugh.
September 20, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Ive just learned about the concept of "social capital"
I'm fucking shaking with rage
Thinking about potentially becoming asexual
And I love a laugh.
I'm fucking shaking with rage
Thinking about potentially becoming asexual
And I love a laugh.
I can tell a dinosaur from an ant by the weight of its bones
September 20, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I can tell a dinosaur from an ant by the weight of its bones
im so gay bro I eat dick
September 19, 2026 at 5:21 PM
im so gay bro I eat dick
I'm an American hero. You're an American donkey.
September 19, 2026 at 9:18 AM
I'm an American hero. You're an American donkey.
GIGA PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
September 18, 2026 at 11:51 AM
GIGA PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
When I was born, I was the smartest man on earth. As time passed, I became smarter still
September 18, 2026 at 4:03 AM
When I was born, I was the smartest man on earth. As time passed, I became smarter still
just got hit by 9000 fragments
September 10, 2026 at 2:54 AM
just got hit by 9000 fragments
wasteland wretch: i need my dick sucked
September 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
wasteland wretch: i need my dick sucked
i will never shit on a rug
September 9, 2026 at 2:54 PM
i will never shit on a rug
we all started off small and humble weve become accustomed to all the comforts of wealth and luxury now all of us have everything we could ever want
September 9, 2026 at 6:49 AM
we all started off small and humble weve become accustomed to all the comforts of wealth and luxury now all of us have everything we could ever want
The most disturbing thing about modern society is the lack of privacy; there's a guy in the bushes outside my house who's recording my every move
September 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
The most disturbing thing about modern society is the lack of privacy; there's a guy in the bushes outside my house who's recording my every move
I'm a proud supporter of the United States military, but I don't think they should be fighting in wars.
September 8, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I'm a proud supporter of the United States military, but I don't think they should be fighting in wars.
I'm very disappointed to see that many of you (my fellow redditors) still support colonialism, imperialism and the death squad.
September 8, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I'm very disappointed to see that many of you (my fellow redditors) still support colonialism, imperialism and the death squad.