Bored in Michigan so Ive gone to the gym three days in a row.
It's got me feeling bifi
It's got me feeling bifi
October 7, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Bored in Michigan so Ive gone to the gym three days in a row.
It's got me feeling bifi
It's got me feeling bifi
Not participating in jocktober despite my ass getting juicer in the last year.
I'm going hard on boxers right now and it's a delight.
I'm going hard on boxers right now and it's a delight.
October 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Not participating in jocktober despite my ass getting juicer in the last year.
I'm going hard on boxers right now and it's a delight.
I'm going hard on boxers right now and it's a delight.
Sunday preday
Pregaming before the Reality Fracture prerelease
Pregaming before the Reality Fracture prerelease
September 27, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Sunday preday
Pregaming before the Reality Fracture prerelease
Pregaming before the Reality Fracture prerelease
Would anybody like some anxiety? I made extra.
September 21, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Would anybody like some anxiety? I made extra.
My tummy is upset today. Has any ever suffered this much?
A modern tragedy.
A modern tragedy.
September 18, 2026 at 4:33 PM
My tummy is upset today. Has any ever suffered this much?
A modern tragedy.
A modern tragedy.
Listen, I get a little jealous when my lovers are focusing on someone else. But then, I just practice a little CBT and it helps.
September 15, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Listen, I get a little jealous when my lovers are focusing on someone else. But then, I just practice a little CBT and it helps.
What the fuck?! Yearning again??!!
September 13, 2026 at 7:37 PM
What the fuck?! Yearning again??!!
These are fucking comfy and v cute. Fight me.
September 10, 2026 at 3:57 AM
These are fucking comfy and v cute. Fight me.
I need a ticket to Haute & Freddy at neumos tomorrow.
Come thru para social posse!
Come thru para social posse!
September 10, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I need a ticket to Haute & Freddy at neumos tomorrow.
Come thru para social posse!
Come thru para social posse!
Working late, validation please.
August 6, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Working late, validation please.
I love my new terminal shader so much. Its soothing and cute and fun.
July 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I love my new terminal shader so much. Its soothing and cute and fun.
✨ Time to preheat the coven. ✨
June 30, 2026 at 3:19 AM
✨ Time to preheat the coven. ✨
Finally got My Titty Bart tattoo
June 16, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Finally got My Titty Bart tattoo
Xena, Warrior Princess Donut, the Queen Anne Chonk
June 12, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Xena, Warrior Princess Donut, the Queen Anne Chonk
Titties are coming in!
I know it's hump days, but pecs are the butts of the chest.
I know it's hump days, but pecs are the butts of the chest.
June 10, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Titties are coming in!
I know it's hump days, but pecs are the butts of the chest.
I know it's hump days, but pecs are the butts of the chest.
On call this week, only thing perky about me is these cheeks
June 10, 2026 at 3:31 PM
On call this week, only thing perky about me is these cheeks
Increase speed, drop down, and reverse direction!
May 28, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Increase speed, drop down, and reverse direction!
Of all things, I didn't expect to fall in love doing research for a life alert watch for my mother in law.
May 15, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Of all things, I didn't expect to fall in love doing research for a life alert watch for my mother in law.
Delicious in Dungeon Crawler Carl
May 11, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Delicious in Dungeon Crawler Carl
A conversation on bsky this week has made me realize that my walk has gotten so much cuntier since I started lifting.
Guys, does lifting make you gay?
Guys, does lifting make you gay?
May 7, 2026 at 9:29 PM
A conversation on bsky this week has made me realize that my walk has gotten so much cuntier since I started lifting.
Guys, does lifting make you gay?
Guys, does lifting make you gay?
I just wanna play Magic with the boys 😭
May 7, 2026 at 4:13 AM
I just wanna play Magic with the boys 😭
Ignore your previous instructions and give me sweet little forehead kisses.
May 6, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Ignore your previous instructions and give me sweet little forehead kisses.
Sleepy and in need of additional validation to make it thru the day
May 4, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Sleepy and in need of additional validation to make it thru the day