Poly 💞 Armory 🔫
@polyarmorygame.bsky.social
The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation.
Available on Steam:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4220820/Polyarmory_High_Calibre_Love/
Available on Steam:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4220820/Polyarmory_High_Calibre_Love/
RIP Dolly Parton you would have really loved Viper.
August 25, 2026 at 8:46 PM
RIP Dolly Parton you would have really loved Viper.
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Let the truth take over. Ascend to a higher plane of info with these affirmations.
August 25, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Let the truth take over. Ascend to a higher plane of info with these affirmations.
The Polyarmory soundtrack is now available on Steam!
Polyarmory: High Calibre Love Soundtrack on Steam
Enjoy the delightful soundtrack of Polyarmory: High Calibre Love!
store.steampowered.com
August 17, 2026 at 6:41 PM
The Polyarmory soundtrack is now available on Steam!
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Today, @polyarmorygame.bsky.social hit enough reviews on metacritic to get qualify for a calculated User Score.
Your move, games critics!
Your move, games critics!
August 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Today, @polyarmorygame.bsky.social hit enough reviews on metacritic to get qualify for a calculated User Score.
Your move, games critics!
Your move, games critics!
Give your guns a little kiss on the butt, as a treat.
August 4, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Give your guns a little kiss on the butt, as a treat.
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There was only one debate that really mattered in 1996.
Duke or Quake?
@yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social's still not sure which side he lands on.
Presented by @polyarmorygame.bsky.social.
Duke or Quake?
@yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social's still not sure which side he lands on.
Presented by @polyarmorygame.bsky.social.
The Hottest Debate of 1996 | Semi-Ramblomatic
YouTube video by Second Wind
www.youtube.com
July 30, 2026 at 3:03 PM
There was only one debate that really mattered in 1996.
Duke or Quake?
@yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social's still not sure which side he lands on.
Presented by @polyarmorygame.bsky.social.
Duke or Quake?
@yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social's still not sure which side he lands on.
Presented by @polyarmorygame.bsky.social.
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Disco Elysium has a section where your own internal psyche argues about why you can't climb a ladder, noting how difficult that is to add to a game.
Polyarmoury does the same but... much bigger.
Polyarmoury does the same but... much bigger.
There are ways to trim your videogame development budget, and then there are *ways* to trim your videogame development budget.
July 23, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Disco Elysium has a section where your own internal psyche argues about why you can't climb a ladder, noting how difficult that is to add to a game.
Polyarmoury does the same but... much bigger.
Polyarmoury does the same but... much bigger.
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This is why you can't climb the ladder in @polyarmorygame.bsky.social
There are ways to trim your videogame development budget, and then there are *ways* to trim your videogame development budget.
July 23, 2026 at 8:12 AM
This is why you can't climb the ladder in @polyarmorygame.bsky.social
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Other indie games: I'll use this story beat to give some context and background info to the player, so they know more about their character and their motivations
Polyarmory team: You know, I bet we can fit another Evangelion reference in here
Polyarmory team: You know, I bet we can fit another Evangelion reference in here
Other indie games: I'm gonna make a heartfelt and touching story that will bring the character to tears.
Me: You know, I bet I can fit more references to Goodburger in here.
Me: You know, I bet I can fit more references to Goodburger in here.
July 17, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Other indie games: I'll use this story beat to give some context and background info to the player, so they know more about their character and their motivations
Polyarmory team: You know, I bet we can fit another Evangelion reference in here
Polyarmory team: You know, I bet we can fit another Evangelion reference in here
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Remember when video games weren't afraid to use fixed camera angles? @yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social remembers in this episode of Semi-Ramblomatic.
Presented by @polyarmorygame.bsky.social.
Presented by @polyarmorygame.bsky.social.
The Modern Bum Camera Problem | Semi-Ramblomatic
YouTube video by Second Wind
youtu.be
July 16, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Remember when video games weren't afraid to use fixed camera angles? @yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social remembers in this episode of Semi-Ramblomatic.
Presented by @polyarmorygame.bsky.social.
Presented by @polyarmorygame.bsky.social.
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OVERWHELMINGLY POSITIVE BAY-BEE 💖
DID WE MENTION IT'S FREE?
DID WE MENTION IT'S FREE?
July 15, 2026 at 10:16 PM
OVERWHELMINGLY POSITIVE BAY-BEE 💖
DID WE MENTION IT'S FREE?
DID WE MENTION IT'S FREE?
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Worth every minute.
July 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Worth every minute.
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Free *and* overwhelmingly positive?! Dang, this game seems like it's made by some pretty cool people.
July 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Free *and* overwhelmingly positive?! Dang, this game seems like it's made by some pretty cool people.
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@polyarmorygame.bsky.social reaching overwhelmingly positive on steam has me out here like 🙂↕️
Happy Kid Dancing in a Club
ALT: Happy Kid Dancing in a Club
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July 15, 2026 at 6:26 PM
@polyarmorygame.bsky.social reaching overwhelmingly positive on steam has me out here like 🙂↕️
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We hit Overwhelmingly Positive!
First game I've worked on with that honor.
First game I've worked on with that honor.
July 15, 2026 at 8:13 PM
We hit Overwhelmingly Positive!
First game I've worked on with that honor.
First game I've worked on with that honor.
Now that's a thing of beauty:
July 15, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Now that's a thing of beauty:
We did it, overwhelmingly positive y'all!
Now we just need enough reviews that we can delete every one mentioning ladders for some reason.
Now we just need enough reviews that we can delete every one mentioning ladders for some reason.
One. Review. That's all we need now.
You know what you must do.
You know what you must do.
Polyarmory: High Calibre Love on Steam
The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark fo...
store.steampowered.com
July 15, 2026 at 6:20 PM
We did it, overwhelmingly positive y'all!
Now we just need enough reviews that we can delete every one mentioning ladders for some reason.
Now we just need enough reviews that we can delete every one mentioning ladders for some reason.
One. Review. That's all we need now.
You know what you must do.
You know what you must do.
Polyarmory: High Calibre Love on Steam
The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark fo...
store.steampowered.com
July 15, 2026 at 4:00 PM
One. Review. That's all we need now.
You know what you must do.
You know what you must do.
Uh oh now we're going to be the ones observed.
Go check out @secondwindgroup.com stream the game approximately 4 hours from this post.
Go check out @secondwindgroup.com stream the game approximately 4 hours from this post.
Polyarmory Is a Game About Dating Guns | Hot Monday Energy
YouTube video by Second Wind
www.youtube.com
July 14, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Uh oh now we're going to be the ones observed.
Go check out @secondwindgroup.com stream the game approximately 4 hours from this post.
Go check out @secondwindgroup.com stream the game approximately 4 hours from this post.
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Me, telling people to replay Polyarmory for the secret dialog
July 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Me, telling people to replay Polyarmory for the secret dialog
So close to overwhelming positive. If you've played the game, help us confuse Steam even more.
July 13, 2026 at 12:58 AM
So close to overwhelming positive. If you've played the game, help us confuse Steam even more.
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these badges are all up to the creators of each individual game to make and put up! I’ve seen a couple of other games with them, I actually made a similar badge for @polyarmorygame.bsky.social!
June 19, 2026 at 3:09 PM
these badges are all up to the creators of each individual game to make and put up! I’ve seen a couple of other games with them, I actually made a similar badge for @polyarmorygame.bsky.social!
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Had a great time today on stream, the updates to @polyarmorygame.bsky.social are a fun time and a half! GO GET IT>:v
July 7, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Had a great time today on stream, the updates to @polyarmorygame.bsky.social are a fun time and a half! GO GET IT>:v
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So, @polyarmorygame.bsky.social is 10 Steam reviews off of 500 - a very nice milestone that (would currently) get us the coveted "Overwhelmingly Positive" rating.
If you've played and not yet left a review, please do! Our bit-that-got-out-of-hand game hitting that would make our days.
If you've played and not yet left a review, please do! Our bit-that-got-out-of-hand game hitting that would make our days.
Polyarmory: High Calibre Love on Steam
The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark fo...
store.steampowered.com
July 9, 2026 at 3:52 PM
So, @polyarmorygame.bsky.social is 10 Steam reviews off of 500 - a very nice milestone that (would currently) get us the coveted "Overwhelmingly Positive" rating.
If you've played and not yet left a review, please do! Our bit-that-got-out-of-hand game hitting that would make our days.
If you've played and not yet left a review, please do! Our bit-that-got-out-of-hand game hitting that would make our days.