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🏳️🌈🐻💅🏼💙 Mr. Rogers said of chaotic times: "Look for the helpers". Sounds like a good plan to me! 😁 Dad. Gaymer. Greymuzzle. Healthcare worker. Musician. Trainer. Scientist. Curious. Resistant. Frazzled. Chagrined. At least 11% tater tot.
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Yeah. That's kinda what "FCC license review" is all about.
Thank you for your capitulation in this matter.
Thank you for your capitulation in this matter.
ABC says it's second-guessing news coverage decisions due to FCC's TV license review
The Disney-owned network said the threats from President Trump and FCC Chairman Brendan Carr are having a chilling effect on its speech.
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October 8, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Yeah. That's kinda what "FCC license review" is all about.
Thank you for your capitulation in this matter.
Thank you for your capitulation in this matter.
I just can't EVEN with this guy... 😑
October 1, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I just can't EVEN with this guy... 😑
I do so love when art speaks to my soul...
www.youtube.com/shorts/Z8U-0...
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McConnell makes a deal with the reaper! #animation #cartoon #comedy #funny
YouTube video by Alec With Pen
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September 24, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I do so love when art speaks to my soul...
www.youtube.com/shorts/Z8U-0...
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As I recall, Fuckwit McGee fired that one do-gooder general a few years back, so he should just be able to shoot these pesky protesters in the knees again. Problem solved.
Protesters form human chain outside Kennedy Center over closure
The protesters gathered as the sun set on Sept. 18, three days after the Kennedy Center's Trump-appointed board voted to close it for two years.
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September 19, 2026 at 4:47 PM
As I recall, Fuckwit McGee fired that one do-gooder general a few years back, so he should just be able to shoot these pesky protesters in the knees again. Problem solved.
A clear case of "Game sees own reflection and mistakes it for Mamdani."
September 14, 2026 at 6:14 PM
A clear case of "Game sees own reflection and mistakes it for Mamdani."
So... is anybody ever gonna tell this buffoon what his IQ *actually* is?? 🙄
Trump says AI doesn’t need guardrails, only a ‘high IQ’ president
He also alleged the existence of a ‘sick conspiracy’ against AI and data centers, at a time when Americans are increasingly concerned about the technology.
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September 14, 2026 at 5:36 PM
So... is anybody ever gonna tell this buffoon what his IQ *actually* is?? 🙄
So this weekend I finally thought: "Enough's enough! I'm gonna knock down all the cobwebs along the ceiling and all the corners of my room."
That's only made 'em mad. 😑
That's only made 'em mad. 😑
September 13, 2026 at 6:30 PM
So this weekend I finally thought: "Enough's enough! I'm gonna knock down all the cobwebs along the ceiling and all the corners of my room."
That's only made 'em mad. 😑
That's only made 'em mad. 😑
To be fair, when a large group of people encounter a talking mollusk, it can be expected that some of them will go a little out of their heads.
#BlessTheirHearts
#BlessTheirHearts
Calls for Democrats to be shot go unchallenged at Republican convention
Crowd member repeatedly said some Democrats ‘should be shot’ during Ted Cruz’s speech, without senator responding
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September 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
To be fair, when a large group of people encounter a talking mollusk, it can be expected that some of them will go a little out of their heads.
#BlessTheirHearts
#BlessTheirHearts
Yeah, but...like, we've got Pete Hegseth, right? So... that's pretty good, I suppose.
Strikes shut down key Saudi pipeline as Iran-backed Houthis tighten grip on crucial shipping lane
Saudi Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman is urging President Donald Trump to take military action against the Houthis, according to a person familiar with the matter.
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September 12, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Yeah, but...like, we've got Pete Hegseth, right? So... that's pretty good, I suppose.
Moment of nuance for the cultists: This is what not-actually-napping looks like.
#TheMoreYouKnow
#TheMoreYouKnow
This afternoon, I joined Archbishop Elpidophoros and faith leaders at St. Nicholas National Shrine to mark the 25 years since the horrific terror attacks of 9/11 and reflect on the resilience of our city.
September 11, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Moment of nuance for the cultists: This is what not-actually-napping looks like.
#TheMoreYouKnow
#TheMoreYouKnow
I find that sometimes just plotting a simple line graph helps make sense of everything.
September 10, 2026 at 5:33 AM
I find that sometimes just plotting a simple line graph helps make sense of everything.
It all feels more like an "FU"-shaped economy to me. 🙄
C is for C-shaped economy : The Indicator from Planet Money
Which letter best describes how the U.S. economy is shaped: C or K? We examine the arguments for both and why there’s so much disagreement over who’s faring best in today’s economy. Fact checking by ...
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August 13, 2026 at 12:30 PM
It all feels more like an "FU"-shaped economy to me. 🙄
Hey America, here's an idea: how about if we stop punching ourselves in our own dick for a while?? 🤷🏼
Senate confirms Todd Blanche as attorney general after bruising fight
The Senate early Saturday morning confirmed Todd Blanche as the next attorney general, with the nominee narrowly securing sufficient GOP backing after making a number of promises about how he would…
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August 8, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Hey America, here's an idea: how about if we stop punching ourselves in our own dick for a while?? 🤷🏼
Is it me, or did Eric Trump and Zuckerberg finally have a baby?
After U.K. Approval of Paramount-WBD Deal, European Media Leaders Rally Behind David Ellison: ‘The Industry Will Be Stronger’
The U.K.’s decision to clear Paramount Skydance’s proposed acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery has been welcomed by European industry players.
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August 7, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Is it me, or did Eric Trump and Zuckerberg finally have a baby?
Every once in a while I find myself listening to one of Dumpty's sound bites, or reading one of his Bleats and I suddenly think "what the hell am I doing?!" And I quickly move on to something that is NOT completely inane.
August 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Every once in a while I find myself listening to one of Dumpty's sound bites, or reading one of his Bleats and I suddenly think "what the hell am I doing?!" And I quickly move on to something that is NOT completely inane.
Oh silly AP. The news isn't that the case was *flawed*... Here, let me help you out:
President of the US harasses the ever-living fuck out of American citizens to deflect from his own gross incompetence, criminality, and mind-boggling self-dealing.
See, was that so hard?
President of the US harasses the ever-living fuck out of American citizens to deflect from his own gross incompetence, criminality, and mind-boggling self-dealing.
See, was that so hard?
Lawyers in Reflecting Pool case say Justice Department knew case was flawed
Lawyers for a former Olympian charged with damaging the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool say that the Justice Department knew or should have known for weeks that its case was flawed.
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August 6, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Oh silly AP. The news isn't that the case was *flawed*... Here, let me help you out:
President of the US harasses the ever-living fuck out of American citizens to deflect from his own gross incompetence, criminality, and mind-boggling self-dealing.
See, was that so hard?
President of the US harasses the ever-living fuck out of American citizens to deflect from his own gross incompetence, criminality, and mind-boggling self-dealing.
See, was that so hard?
Hey, remember when they wouldn't let James Talarico onto Stephen Colbert's show? I think about a gajillion more people ended up watching on YT than ever would have watched in his broadcast. Do that!
And happy #worldpride2026 from Amsterdam. 👋🏼🤟🏼🏳️🌈
And happy #worldpride2026 from Amsterdam. 👋🏼🤟🏼🏳️🌈
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Rosie O'Donnell says she is "not allowed" to perform her Wizard of Oz parody song aimed at Trump when she guest hosts for Jimmy Kimmel.
https://www.broadwayworld.com/article/Rosie-ODonnells-WIZARD-OF...
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August 5, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Hey, remember when they wouldn't let James Talarico onto Stephen Colbert's show? I think about a gajillion more people ended up watching on YT than ever would have watched in his broadcast. Do that!
And happy #worldpride2026 from Amsterdam. 👋🏼🤟🏼🏳️🌈
And happy #worldpride2026 from Amsterdam. 👋🏼🤟🏼🏳️🌈
Wait a minute... The president of Taylor Farms clearly called Mango Mussolini and paid him a million dollars last week, so we're not supposed to be talking about this anymore!! Quick! Somebody call Brendan Carr!!!
Video Taylor Farms suspends production of iceberg lettuce in Mexico
FDA: The parasite has now been linked to shredded lettuce in nine states, sickening thousands across the country.
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July 25, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Wait a minute... The president of Taylor Farms clearly called Mango Mussolini and paid him a million dollars last week, so we're not supposed to be talking about this anymore!! Quick! Somebody call Brendan Carr!!!
Or counter argument: it confirms what we all knew was going to happen when such a colossal idiot kook was placed into such an important position of power. See kids? Simple math is easy. 🙄🙄🙄
Cyclospora outbreak tests RFK Jr.'s promise to overhaul food system, rebuild trust in CDC
Cyclospora presents a test for HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s promise to overhaul the food system and restore confidence in the agencies overseeing it.
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July 25, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Or counter argument: it confirms what we all knew was going to happen when such a colossal idiot kook was placed into such an important position of power. See kids? Simple math is easy. 🙄🙄🙄
Oh, bless their hearts. 🥹
July 21, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Oh, bless their hearts. 🥹
Everywhere I turn these days is just another bitter reminder that the ever-present specter of diarrhea-lettuce has stolen the soothing promise of my favorite lunch salad from me.
For the love of God -- IT'S MY COMFORT FOOD!!!! 😫😫😫
For the love of God -- IT'S MY COMFORT FOOD!!!! 😫😫😫
July 20, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Everywhere I turn these days is just another bitter reminder that the ever-present specter of diarrhea-lettuce has stolen the soothing promise of my favorite lunch salad from me.
For the love of God -- IT'S MY COMFORT FOOD!!!! 😫😫😫
For the love of God -- IT'S MY COMFORT FOOD!!!! 😫😫😫
Will NOTHING short of taking up torches and pitchforks into our own hands rid us of this troublesome and malignant ghoul? I thought we had process?! I thought we had representation?!! What has become of the way it was explained to me on Schoolhouse Rock?!? 😭😭😭
July 16, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Will NOTHING short of taking up torches and pitchforks into our own hands rid us of this troublesome and malignant ghoul? I thought we had process?! I thought we had representation?!! What has become of the way it was explained to me on Schoolhouse Rock?!? 😭😭😭
Is RFKJ dumping his goddamned bear carcasses and whale heads into our goddamned food supply?!?
Domestically Acquired Cyclosporiasis Cases in Multiple U.S. States, 2026
Domestically-Acquired Cyclosporiasis Cases in Multiple U.S. States, 2026
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July 15, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Is RFKJ dumping his goddamned bear carcasses and whale heads into our goddamned food supply?!?