Stevie
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Stevie
@postsbystebo.bsky.social
· Nov 11
When they finally put me in charge of scheduling at the BBC:
Star Trek: The Next Generation really was one of the finest TV shows ever made, wasn't it? Just a bunch of social workers flying around space, having meetings and solving the problems of the galaxy by quoting Shakespeare and playing jazz.
Star Trek: Q's Mariachi Serenade for Picard
ALT: Star Trek: Q's Mariachi Serenade for Picard
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October 29, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Star Trek: The Next Generation really was one of the finest TV shows ever made, wasn't it? Just a bunch of social workers flying around space, having meetings and solving the problems of the galaxy by quoting Shakespeare and playing jazz.
This is very sad. Such a great actor and the Picard character was the best of all the Star Trek captains.
October 29, 2026 at 7:51 PM
This is very sad. Such a great actor and the Picard character was the best of all the Star Trek captains.
Did you confiscate my stroopwafel, Clifford?
October 27, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Did you confiscate my stroopwafel, Clifford?
Me looking at the the letter 'l.'
October 22, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Me looking at the the letter 'l.'
Eurovision: 0 days without shenanigans.
🇹🇭 Aftonbladet reports the EBU has cut #EurovisionAsia’s budget by about $1M from roughly $4.5M ahead of the 14 November show in Bangkok.
The international production team has reportedly been replaced with local Thai staff.
The international production team has reportedly been replaced with local Thai staff.
October 22, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Eurovision: 0 days without shenanigans.
He's going to raaaaacccceee, man.
Sam Ryder doing Celebrity Race Across The World! 🤩 He's sure been getting around, literally in this case.
September 30, 2026 at 9:10 PM
He's going to raaaaacccceee, man.
'Can you tell me about a time where you had to deal with a malfunctioning sun? You may wish to use the STARR method to structure your answer.'
💼 The EBU has posted a job listing for the role of "Executive Producer Live Content ESC".
Their principal responsibility is to "lead the overall editorial and creative supervision of the #Eurovision [...] shows and their production".
Their principal responsibility is to "lead the overall editorial and creative supervision of the #Eurovision [...] shows and their production".
September 15, 2026 at 5:01 PM
'Can you tell me about a time where you had to deal with a malfunctioning sun? You may wish to use the STARR method to structure your answer.'
Loreen rescheduling to the night of a Eurovision semi final seems unwise, dahling.
September 7, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Loreen rescheduling to the night of a Eurovision semi final seems unwise, dahling.
New Norwegian banger.
Make A Boy Cry
JONAS LOVV · Make A Boy Cry · Song · 2026
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August 28, 2026 at 12:01 AM
New Norwegian banger.
I can draw a straight line (no giggling at the back) from getting hooked on reading as a kid to my success today as an adult. What a fantastic charity this is: donate.imaginationlibrary.com
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August 25, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I can draw a straight line (no giggling at the back) from getting hooked on reading as a kid to my success today as an adult. What a fantastic charity this is: donate.imaginationlibrary.com
Saw two Norwegian comedians at the Fringe today. Me now:
August 19, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Saw two Norwegian comedians at the Fringe today. Me now:
Except for viewers in Scotland, who have their own emergency alerts.
August 14, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Except for viewers in Scotland, who have their own emergency alerts.
Trying to view the eclipse through Glasgow's cloud cover.
August 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Trying to view the eclipse through Glasgow's cloud cover.
So were we supposed to be looking at this eclipse through special glasses all along?
August 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM
So were we supposed to be looking at this eclipse through special glasses all along?
Oh ffs no.
🎤 The audience voting format is currently under review.
The preliminary rules state that the semifinals will revert to televote-only, though the EBU reserves the right to reintroduce jury voting at a ratio yet to be determined.
The preliminary rules state that the semifinals will revert to televote-only, though the EBU reserves the right to reintroduce jury voting at a ratio yet to be determined.
August 12, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Oh ffs no.
They say it's the biggest solar eclipse since 2021.
August 12, 2026 at 10:53 AM
They say it's the biggest solar eclipse since 2021.
Awfully nice of Rai to let Mika take what's left of the rotating sun and use it as a stage prop in Glasgow.
July 29, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Awfully nice of Rai to let Mika take what's left of the rotating sun and use it as a stage prop in Glasgow.
Frankly we should be ashamed of ourselves that no one used this opportunity to teach the world about the word 'outwith'.
July 23, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Frankly we should be ashamed of ourselves that no one used this opportunity to teach the world about the word 'outwith'.
KT Tunstall is the Scottish answer to Sam Ryder. In this essay, I will...
July 23, 2026 at 9:19 PM
KT Tunstall is the Scottish answer to Sam Ryder. In this essay, I will...
I've reached an age where I firmly believe that wearing a hat indoors inside an arena should be punishable by firing squad.
July 23, 2026 at 9:09 PM
I've reached an age where I firmly believe that wearing a hat indoors inside an arena should be punishable by firing squad.
This whole thing needs a burning fake piano.
July 23, 2026 at 8:35 PM
This whole thing needs a burning fake piano.
They're from the Isle of, Mannnnnn.
July 23, 2026 at 8:04 PM
They're from the Isle of, Mannnnnn.
My only take on this whole thing is that they'd have to have had the green room back stage rather than in the arena for Glasgow 2023.
July 23, 2026 at 7:57 PM
My only take on this whole thing is that they'd have to have had the green room back stage rather than in the arena for Glasgow 2023.
A three part podcast on the decision to do the parade of nations at the start instead of at the end, please.
July 23, 2026 at 7:49 PM
A three part podcast on the decision to do the parade of nations at the start instead of at the end, please.
The Hydro would have been perfect for a rotating sun.
July 23, 2026 at 7:32 PM
The Hydro would have been perfect for a rotating sun.