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P.P. Pistachio
@pppistachio.bsky.social
· Aug 20
Cash for Clunkers is the Hobgoblin of Small Minds
At this point it will be cheaper to have cashmere bunny suits made for everyone in my house
September 30, 2026 at 3:53 PM
At this point it will be cheaper to have cashmere bunny suits made for everyone in my house
Apologies to Eugene Levy
September 30, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Apologies to Eugene Levy
the wokes have gone too far
September 29, 2026 at 6:48 PM
the wokes have gone too far
What in the name of scapula implants
September 29, 2026 at 1:21 PM
What in the name of scapula implants
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you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
September 29, 2026 at 6:49 AM
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
You're pigeon toed and support charter schools
You’re fucking bald and defending AI usage, weirdo.
September 29, 2026 at 9:06 AM
You're pigeon toed and support charter schools
FALL 2: The Ground
September 28, 2026 at 11:16 PM
FALL 2: The Ground
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folks...
yeah i am reasonably sure that i have a better chance of winning the democratic primary for president than rahm emmanuel
Whenever you see a pollster or consultant give a take like this, it’s always worth following the money. In this case, Emanuel has paid Anzalone’s firm nearly $300k (maybe more but that’s what I found so far).
A consultant class is devouring the Dem Party
www.elections.il.gov/CampaignDisc...
A consultant class is devouring the Dem Party
www.elections.il.gov/CampaignDisc...
September 28, 2026 at 6:42 PM
folks...
Imo being able to understand and contextualize large numbers/orders of magnitude is at least a hundred million times more useful than precision with multiplication
It makes understanding other things much much easier
September 28, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Imo being able to understand and contextualize large numbers/orders of magnitude is at least a hundred million times more useful than precision with multiplication
Fuck my puts I guess
September 28, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Fuck my puts I guess
Jedi moralists tell you this is a victory for Obi Wan
September 28, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Jedi moralists tell you this is a victory for Obi Wan
When you are a psychopath who is fine with sacrificing husky 10 year olds, everything can be a "teachable moment"
Trying to turn a funny story into a “teachable moment” should warrant prison time.
September 28, 2026 at 1:55 PM
When you are a psychopath who is fine with sacrificing husky 10 year olds, everything can be a "teachable moment"
we need a Robert Pattinson as Jim Varney biopic send sleet
September 28, 2026 at 3:30 AM
we need a Robert Pattinson as Jim Varney biopic send sleet
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🇧🇷Saíra-beija-flor
🌎Cyanerpes cyaneus
Conservação: Pouco Preocupante
A saíra-beija-flor é uma ave passeriforme da família Thraupidae.
Também conhecida como saí-azul-de-pernas-vermelhas, saí-beija-flor, saí-verdadeiro e sapitica.
📷 Daniel Mello
🌎Cyanerpes cyaneus
Conservação: Pouco Preocupante
A saíra-beija-flor é uma ave passeriforme da família Thraupidae.
Também conhecida como saí-azul-de-pernas-vermelhas, saí-beija-flor, saí-verdadeiro e sapitica.
📷 Daniel Mello
September 27, 2026 at 6:31 PM
🇧🇷Saíra-beija-flor
🌎Cyanerpes cyaneus
Conservação: Pouco Preocupante
A saíra-beija-flor é uma ave passeriforme da família Thraupidae.
Também conhecida como saí-azul-de-pernas-vermelhas, saí-beija-flor, saí-verdadeiro e sapitica.
📷 Daniel Mello
🌎Cyanerpes cyaneus
Conservação: Pouco Preocupante
A saíra-beija-flor é uma ave passeriforme da família Thraupidae.
Também conhecida como saí-azul-de-pernas-vermelhas, saí-beija-flor, saí-verdadeiro e sapitica.
📷 Daniel Mello
I have only heard of this song in the context of 'everybody has heard of this'. My country music level is 'pre-ordered sturgill simpson's album on physical media earlier this year'
This kind of take made a Rolling Stone writer so mad they wrote a whole piece about it.
September 27, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I have only heard of this song in the context of 'everybody has heard of this'. My country music level is 'pre-ordered sturgill simpson's album on physical media earlier this year'
"muscular christianity"
September 26, 2026 at 11:47 PM
"muscular christianity"
I want to see the new Alex Gibney and Nathan Fielder documentaries as a double-feature, "Holmesenmusker" style
September 26, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I want to see the new Alex Gibney and Nathan Fielder documentaries as a double-feature, "Holmesenmusker" style
*HRC voice*
CONTROL Resonant ... to the polls!
CONTROL Resonant ... to the polls!
September 25, 2026 at 5:15 PM
*HRC voice*
CONTROL Resonant ... to the polls!
CONTROL Resonant ... to the polls!
a reminder that the (at)america handle was clawed from a regular user by musk to leverage his ownership of the platform for illegal electioneering purposes and nobody said shit dude, nobody said shit
Here’s another ad that Musk’s super PAC is running in Maine. The AI’s so bad
September 25, 2026 at 5:01 PM
a reminder that the (at)america handle was clawed from a regular user by musk to leverage his ownership of the platform for illegal electioneering purposes and nobody said shit dude, nobody said shit
just found out there's a website that tells you if a movie is 'woke' or not and uhhh...(lower score oo100 is less 'woke')
September 25, 2026 at 2:49 PM
just found out there's a website that tells you if a movie is 'woke' or not and uhhh...(lower score oo100 is less 'woke')
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Weed man here
September 25, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Weed man here
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Reskeet this if you have had cheese today. I’m trying to see something.
September 24, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Reskeet this if you have had cheese today. I’m trying to see something.