Angry Staff Officer
@pptsapper.bsky.social
History person, Army officer, transplanted Buckeye, not really that angry anymore. Writes stuff. Some Star Wars. Refugee from Twitter. Views do not reflect or represent the DoD's. He/him/his. angrystaffofficer.com
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She had a senior non-commissioned officer buy her lingerie, passing it off as a joke. I didn’t know. She was mentally broken down and denigrated, day after day, by a male officer who was her comman…
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This was my pinned tweet over on Twitter. It will remain my pinned tweet here. Because the issue of sexual harassment and assault in the Army still persists. We must do better.
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Get my blood drawn so much that pretty sure the lab staff think I’m just coming in for fun and to flirt (poorly) with them
November 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Get my blood drawn so much that pretty sure the lab staff think I’m just coming in for fun and to flirt (poorly) with them
November 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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Overheard at Walter Reed: “both his mother AND father were Viet Cong”
November 2, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Overheard at Walter Reed: “both his mother AND father were Viet Cong”
This is my happy place
In a strong contender for world peace, Melbourne is hosting a dumpling festival which is just 60 countries food in a pouch, with a dj and a bar.
November 2, 2026 at 3:19 PM
This is my happy place
Good thing she waited until after Halloween to have this meltdown, otherwise DC Halloween have been a wall of Hayley Stevens
HALEY STEVENS: Anderson, this is a broader point about what's going on in our party
COOPER: It's actually not. It's really just a question of why you changed your mind
STEVENS I haven't cast my vote yet
COOPER: So you might change your mind again?
COOPER: It's actually not. It's really just a question of why you changed your mind
STEVENS I haven't cast my vote yet
COOPER: So you might change your mind again?
November 2, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Good thing she waited until after Halloween to have this meltdown, otherwise DC Halloween have been a wall of Hayley Stevens
“Likes pie” is the greatest way to be remembered to history
I would like my epitaph to be “enjoyed soup to no end”
I would like my epitaph to be “enjoyed soup to no end”
November 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
“Likes pie” is the greatest way to be remembered to history
I would like my epitaph to be “enjoyed soup to no end”
I would like my epitaph to be “enjoyed soup to no end”
Belga in SE DC remains the champion of brunch in this region.
I will die on this hill, happy, and full of bacon fat hash browns
I will die on this hill, happy, and full of bacon fat hash browns
November 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Belga in SE DC remains the champion of brunch in this region.
I will die on this hill, happy, and full of bacon fat hash browns
I will die on this hill, happy, and full of bacon fat hash browns
I’m rather to quite drunk at the metro waiting for my train AMA
November 1, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I’m rather to quite drunk at the metro waiting for my train AMA
Travelling via the metro as a post captain of the royal navy circa 1810 somehow still draws attention even on Halloween
If I run into someone dressed as Napoleon I’m gonna have to fight them, aren’t I
If I run into someone dressed as Napoleon I’m gonna have to fight them, aren’t I
October 31, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Travelling via the metro as a post captain of the royal navy circa 1810 somehow still draws attention even on Halloween
If I run into someone dressed as Napoleon I’m gonna have to fight them, aren’t I
If I run into someone dressed as Napoleon I’m gonna have to fight them, aren’t I
The core problem of putting things off all week with, “oh, it’s fine, I’ll get to it on the weekend,” is that it is now the weekend and I remain just as adamant that I don’t want to do things
Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more into the breach*
*grocery shopping and homework
Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more into the breach*
*grocery shopping and homework
October 31, 2026 at 2:24 PM
The core problem of putting things off all week with, “oh, it’s fine, I’ll get to it on the weekend,” is that it is now the weekend and I remain just as adamant that I don’t want to do things
Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more into the breach*
*grocery shopping and homework
Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more into the breach*
*grocery shopping and homework
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[Calvin’s dad voice]
There are two types of millennials. 9/11ials and Obamials. Emo/Screamo and St Louis Hip Hop? 9/11ial. Stomp clap hey?, Obamial. Homestar Runner, 9/11ial. Le epic baconz, Obamial.
Despite coming out before The Wire, West Wing is Obamial and The Wire is 9/11ial
There are two types of millennials. 9/11ials and Obamials. Emo/Screamo and St Louis Hip Hop? 9/11ial. Stomp clap hey?, Obamial. Homestar Runner, 9/11ial. Le epic baconz, Obamial.
Despite coming out before The Wire, West Wing is Obamial and The Wire is 9/11ial
October 30, 2026 at 4:31 PM
[Calvin’s dad voice]
There are two types of millennials. 9/11ials and Obamials. Emo/Screamo and St Louis Hip Hop? 9/11ial. Stomp clap hey?, Obamial. Homestar Runner, 9/11ial. Le epic baconz, Obamial.
Despite coming out before The Wire, West Wing is Obamial and The Wire is 9/11ial
There are two types of millennials. 9/11ials and Obamials. Emo/Screamo and St Louis Hip Hop? 9/11ial. Stomp clap hey?, Obamial. Homestar Runner, 9/11ial. Le epic baconz, Obamial.
Despite coming out before The Wire, West Wing is Obamial and The Wire is 9/11ial
I love DC, what do you mean, your bartender doesn’t give you book recommendations as well as drinks?
October 31, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I love DC, what do you mean, your bartender doesn’t give you book recommendations as well as drinks?
This is excellent. Phenomenal work from @carriealee.bsky.social and Loren Voss.
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Survey: Trust in the Military Depends on Lawful, Ethical, and Responsible Operations
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October 30, 2026 at 9:03 PM
This is excellent. Phenomenal work from @carriealee.bsky.social and Loren Voss.
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www.gmfus.org/news/survey-...
The rule is that if Elbridge Colby is mentioned, you have to turn his name into a pun
Elbridge too Far Colby is at it again
Elbridge too Far Colby is at it again
Pentagon officials have in recent weeks asked several NATO countries to tone down their rhetoric regarding the threat posed by Russia, sources told Reuters. 🔗Link to article in comments ⬇️
October 30, 2026 at 12:52 PM
The rule is that if Elbridge Colby is mentioned, you have to turn his name into a pun
Elbridge too Far Colby is at it again
Elbridge too Far Colby is at it again
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Yall wanna see a stripey ornj boi play with a punkin
October 30, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Yall wanna see a stripey ornj boi play with a punkin
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Hope they are sharing a good brandy together. The best of us. GNU Patrick Stewart.
Two unparalleled storytellers with a shared conviction that each of us should have a say in how our own story end. GNU Sir Patrick Stewart
October 29, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Hope they are sharing a good brandy together. The best of us. GNU Patrick Stewart.
WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD ONES BEING TAKEN
this hurts.
this hurts.
RIP to one of the realest who ever did it www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
Patrick Stewart, ‘Star Trek’ Captain and ‘X-Men’ Superhero, Dies at 86
He’s forever known for playing Jean-Luc Picard and Charles Xavier, whom he “admired for their morality, for their kindness, for their sensitivity, for their compassion.”
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October 29, 2026 at 8:00 PM
WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD ONES BEING TAKEN
this hurts.
this hurts.
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The closest is probably the "Lost Generation" (self-titled, lol) of post-WWI American writers who mostly never even made it across the Atlantic, never mind the Western Front, but had Big Profound Thoughts about it.
That probably overstates their impact, but it's hard to overstate how fake they were
That probably overstates their impact, but it's hard to overstate how fake they were
October 29, 2026 at 3:49 PM
The closest is probably the "Lost Generation" (self-titled, lol) of post-WWI American writers who mostly never even made it across the Atlantic, never mind the Western Front, but had Big Profound Thoughts about it.
That probably overstates their impact, but it's hard to overstate how fake they were
That probably overstates their impact, but it's hard to overstate how fake they were
Dear army, sorry, gonna be late today
My cats are doing normal cat things and that just seems more important than anything else at the moment
I’m sure you understand
Hugs and etc
ASO
My cats are doing normal cat things and that just seems more important than anything else at the moment
I’m sure you understand
Hugs and etc
ASO
October 29, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Dear army, sorry, gonna be late today
My cats are doing normal cat things and that just seems more important than anything else at the moment
I’m sure you understand
Hugs and etc
ASO
My cats are doing normal cat things and that just seems more important than anything else at the moment
I’m sure you understand
Hugs and etc
ASO
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Every Pride and Prejudice adaptation casts Mrs. Bennet as frumpy and old when she should be giving Amy Poehler in Mean Girls.
October 29, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Every Pride and Prejudice adaptation casts Mrs. Bennet as frumpy and old when she should be giving Amy Poehler in Mean Girls.
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What Marissa Odysseus, back in
Mayer wants Ithaca after
me to ask AI 20 years
🤝
what is my child like
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Mayer wants Ithaca after
me to ask AI 20 years
🤝
what is my child like
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Who Said It: Marissa Mayer, or Odysseus?
A quiz inspired by one bewildering anecdote about AI and parenting
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October 27, 2026 at 9:44 PM
What Marissa Odysseus, back in
Mayer wants Ithaca after
me to ask AI 20 years
🤝
what is my child like
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Mayer wants Ithaca after
me to ask AI 20 years
🤝
what is my child like
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
Bluesky has twenty-seven kinds of users.
October 27, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Bluesky has twenty-seven kinds of users.