bean
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Still have a headache and kids
Another Monday, another emotional hangover from the weekend.
September 28, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Another Monday, another emotional hangover from the weekend.
Not me tearing up at how sweet this is
A moment worth seeing from every angle 🥹
More from the moment Olivia Miles learned she was the 2026 WNBA Kia Rookie of the Year!
#KiaROY | #WNBASeason30
More from the moment Olivia Miles learned she was the 2026 WNBA Kia Rookie of the Year!
#KiaROY | #WNBASeason30
September 28, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Not me tearing up at how sweet this is
Double header today of Folsom + playoffs at Ballhalla.
The best thing I ever did was come out and now I am being rewarded.
The best thing I ever did was come out and now I am being rewarded.
September 27, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Double header today of Folsom + playoffs at Ballhalla.
The best thing I ever did was come out and now I am being rewarded.
The best thing I ever did was come out and now I am being rewarded.
I am already grumpy and I have to go to Costco why do I do this to myself
September 25, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I am already grumpy and I have to go to Costco why do I do this to myself
Will I ever get it together to build a sukkah? Every single year I want to and every single year I am fucking exhausted after RH and YK.
September 25, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Will I ever get it together to build a sukkah? Every single year I want to and every single year I am fucking exhausted after RH and YK.
Lately I’ve been really thinking about how nice it would be to have a wife.
September 25, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Lately I’ve been really thinking about how nice it would be to have a wife.
I would love to wake up and not have to blow my nose a hundred times
September 25, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I would love to wake up and not have to blow my nose a hundred times
Yo that Valks game was a fucking rollercoaster.
September 25, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Yo that Valks game was a fucking rollercoaster.
Made some brownies for the watch party I’m going to!
September 24, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Made some brownies for the watch party I’m going to!
I’m officially rooting for the lesbian in her 40s on survivor this season (obviously)
September 24, 2026 at 5:45 AM
I’m officially rooting for the lesbian in her 40s on survivor this season (obviously)
Lots of insomnia and today I’m really struggling with exhaustion and then halfway through the day I realized that getting a Covid shot yesterday is probably also contributing!
September 23, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Lots of insomnia and today I’m really struggling with exhaustion and then halfway through the day I realized that getting a Covid shot yesterday is probably also contributing!
The fact that there’s a chihuahua in this halftime show is the only thing keeping me sane during this Valks game (get it together!)
September 23, 2026 at 3:06 AM
The fact that there’s a chihuahua in this halftime show is the only thing keeping me sane during this Valks game (get it together!)
They’re really going off now
September 22, 2026 at 3:21 PM
They’re really going off now
Yom Kippur in the redwoods today
September 22, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Yom Kippur in the redwoods today
Gas was $6.45/gallon in San Francisco today. Jesussss Christ.
September 21, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Gas was $6.45/gallon in San Francisco today. Jesussss Christ.
Grew so many cosmos this year but this one is my favorite
September 19, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Grew so many cosmos this year but this one is my favorite
Planning on going to the fair tonight and I think it’s going to cost a million dollars
September 16, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Planning on going to the fair tonight and I think it’s going to cost a million dollars
WNBA take some notes
September 15, 2026 at 3:03 AM
WNBA take some notes
Reposted by bean
You: just explain the ramp is closed in a normal way
Me: sure thing boss, gonna nail this one.
Me: sure thing boss, gonna nail this one.
September 14, 2026 at 10:27 PM
You: just explain the ramp is closed in a normal way
Me: sure thing boss, gonna nail this one.
Me: sure thing boss, gonna nail this one.
This is the most city council meeting thing ever
Now we get twenty people saying the same thing (no offshore drilling) to a city council that was already planning on passing a resolution opposing offshore drilling.
September 15, 2026 at 2:52 AM
This is the most city council meeting thing ever
I love braiding them round for high holidays
September 11, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I love braiding them round for high holidays
Somewhere over the last year I became the type of person who watches the replay of France vs Nigeria from the FIBA World Cup while answering emails and drinking coffee
September 9, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Somewhere over the last year I became the type of person who watches the replay of France vs Nigeria from the FIBA World Cup while answering emails and drinking coffee
Doing some yard cleanup today. Thinking about what to plant in the fall.
September 7, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Doing some yard cleanup today. Thinking about what to plant in the fall.
Leftovers remain the fucking best.
September 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Leftovers remain the fucking best.