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BEES 🐝 🚗
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The Cars Yaoi Opossum
I'm ProfessorBees or ProfessorBeesArt everywhere else

My webcomics:🍓 https://tapas.io/series/MountainStrawberry
🥝 https://tapas.io/series/MyKiwiCrush
Commissions: Open lemurart@ gmail com
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · Mar 12
Please commission me!
I can draw funny little opossums (or any other little critter) 💲1️⃣0️⃣ or character art! NSFW Art is welcome too 😈
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♥ PAYPAL ONLY! Full payments will be made upfront after claiming
♥ Please allow 1-3 months *after payment* for completion at minimum

Pieces will be rendered, shaded, with minimal BG.

Starting piece: $250.00 USD (If you prefer flat coloring, B+W, or more detailed background, we can negotiate in PM)
Monsterfreaker WIP YCH NSFW: Double knotted Hammerhead Sharkman Monsterfreaker WIP YCH NSFW: Gargoyle Gangbang
November 2, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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NEW MONSTERS AAAH END OF SPOOKY MONTH!
-Gargoyle gangbang
-Hammerhead Sharkman
cropped work in progress of monsterlover YCH commission: gargoyle gangbang cropped work in progress of monsterlover YCH commission: Hammerhead Sharkman
November 2, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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My current open monster-lover NSFW YCH slots are:

-Cowboy Centaur Blowjob
-Orc Fondling
-Alien Abduction
-Anglerfish Mermaid Twink on the Beach
-Dragon(s)layer
-Hunting Elk Centaur
-Centipede
-Gryphon

Interested? DM me for inquiries!
Cropped WIP Dragon(s)layer + YCH nsfw commission Cropped WIP Alien Abduction + YCH nsfw commission Cropped WIP Anglerfish Merman + YCH nsfw commission Cropped WIP Cowboy Centaur BJ + YCH nsfw commission
August 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Please commission me!
I can draw funny little opossums (or any other little critter) 💲1️⃣0️⃣ or character art! NSFW Art is welcome too 😈
Share/repost this too while you're at it!!
March 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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#fanartfriday of my favorite Texan ghouls
Creature of the night and Texas governor, Greg Abbott paired with Texas Senator and local squirrel whisperer, Raphael Theodore Cruz for their maternity photo
July 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Offered a stranger to make her daughter a strange hat.
I'm on another reanimated project after 7 years of not being a part of those (I was drawing all sorts of stuff back in 2019)
Been rewatching Hey Arnold! so whenever my my young niece asks to tell her stories, I retell the episodes I just saw.
November 2, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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uhm positive things?:
I was in my opossum suit on my local news telling folks to go out and vote (they ended up cutting that bit lol)
I made background art for a free dating sim game my art club is putting together (it's really funny you guys)
My cat loves being held like a baby (only when I do it)
November 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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Happy 250th, America, here's the first chapter of my #Cars #nsfw comic, XXXtra Toppings, where Lightning is a pizza delivery boy instead of a race car driver. 🧵
XXXtra Toppings, a Human Cars au where McQueen is a pizza delivery boy and his older regular customer is hungry for more than just pizza. "Got A King Supreme and Everything On It Special going out to-" "His house?" "Yeah." "Man." Lightning is a pizza delivery driver getting into his car where Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart is blaring on his stereo. He drives out to a house in the middle of nowhere where his regular customer, Doc, is waiting. McQueen skids to a halt right outside his porch. "Still got the busted CD player, slick?" "Yeah, it's fine, I like that song." As McQueen reads his total, Doc reaches over and slips 100 dollars in McQueen's chest pocket, before touching slipping his hand to touch Lightning's. McQueen short-circuts and leaves before clarifying if he wants his change. "OK GOTTA GO. THANKS FOR ORDERING RUSTY'S PIZZA!" The rear view mirror reveals Doc is still standing outside while the song belts out the chorus, "Turn around, Bright Eyes."
July 5, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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#wicker I need an art history nerd to please whisper what the meaning behind the red bull the Tailor's Wife was embroidering in my ear. (I may need to see it a few more times to look for more easter eggs)
October 30, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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ohhhh I've been big sad since that clock's been reigned in an hour... *hormonal + doom scrolling past the jet crash audio and then those Watts girls, truly sad stuff.
November 2, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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Last day of early voting in Texas! Get Greg the Ghoul OUT
professorbees.bsky.social BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · Jul 25
#fanartfriday of my favorite Texan ghouls
Creature of the night and Texas governor, Greg Abbott paired with Texas Senator and local squirrel whisperer, Raphael Theodore Cruz for their maternity photo
October 30, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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#wicker I need an art history nerd to please whisper what the meaning behind the red bull the Tailor's Wife was embroidering in my ear. (I may need to see it a few more times to look for more easter eggs)
October 30, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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Maybe I'll actually finish the final chapter of my fanfic while #AO3 is down... Here's a comic version of the first chapter of my Cars pizza delivery (p0rn) au :^)
professorbees.bsky.social BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · Jul 5
Happy 250th, America, here's the first chapter of my #Cars #nsfw comic, XXXtra Toppings, where Lightning is a pizza delivery boy instead of a race car driver. 🧵
XXXtra Toppings, a Human Cars au where McQueen is a pizza delivery boy and his older regular customer is hungry for more than just pizza. "Got A King Supreme and Everything On It Special going out to-" "His house?" "Yeah." "Man." Lightning is a pizza delivery driver getting into his car where Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart is blaring on his stereo. He drives out to a house in the middle of nowhere where his regular customer, Doc, is waiting. McQueen skids to a halt right outside his porch. "Still got the busted CD player, slick?" "Yeah, it's fine, I like that song." As McQueen reads his total, Doc reaches over and slips 100 dollars in McQueen's chest pocket, before touching slipping his hand to touch Lightning's. McQueen short-circuts and leaves before clarifying if he wants his change. "OK GOTTA GO. THANKS FOR ORDERING RUSTY'S PIZZA!" The rear view mirror reveals Doc is still standing outside while the song belts out the chorus, "Turn around, Bright Eyes."
October 30, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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#nsfw #humancars #comic Doc Dick Pics Annihilates Local Twink
McQueen sends a dick pic to Doc with a cheeky "Miss ya" <3 text. Doc's response appears flustered as McQueen requests for him to return the favor "Would you mind sending me something back to me, old timer?" A few days later, a small envelope is delivered to the pit where McQueen sits relaxing after training. "A letter from your crew chief, sir." "A letter?" McQueen scoffs passively. "What a dinosaur." He curtly remarks before revealing the pure gold that is vintage nude photographs of a young Doc Hudson in the erotic adult magazine business. The shock of the photos and high shot of adrenaline just after racing prove to be a bit too much as Lightning. He passes out, dropping the precious photos in complete view of his unfortunate pit crew.
September 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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#humancars #comic where Mater's hat says "McQueen's Best Friend"
Heartwarming Human Cars scene where McQueen is about to give up at the Piston Cup race but Doc Hudson and a few friends from Radiator Springs surprise him and become his pit crew. We open on a low angle shot behind Doc's back that reveals The Return of the Fabulous Hudson Hornet. Mack is taken aback by the arrival of this stranger, but allows him the position of crew chief. As Doc's voice now hums in Lightning's ear, his heart skips a beat. His friends have shown up to his big race. As he regains his composure, Doc makes a joke about only coming back to the racing scene on the account of Mater wanting to say goodbye to his new buddy. Some good stuff.
July 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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#humancars #dochudson #lightningmcqueen Keep the Glasses On
January 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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I saw Wildwood, and Wicker. Should I complete the trifecta with Whalefall?
October 25, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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man, at this point I'm ready to start eating the data centers brick by brick I'm sick of this horse piss
October 25, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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Edit of a Simpsons meme showing how sad and lonely Millhouse's Dad Kirk is while Homer can't understand because he is not sad and lonely. Kirk: I generate ideas in a car bed Homer: I have my own ideas in a bed with my wife
October 22, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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Full art of my minotaur OC, Shawn is now available!
cropped art of my minotaur character, Shawn
October 16, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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soon #thepitt #smut
Stress Relief : A Dennis x Robby The Pitt NSFW mini comic. By the artist who brought you CARS YAOI Mature readers ONLY
February 10, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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pspspspspspspsppspspspspsps 🐈
*me calling out to the 4 #Dragonheart old man x dragon yaoi shippers*
cropped drago x bowen from dragonheart preview
July 29, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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What if that one scene in #Dragonheart where the knight and dragon meet.. went in another direction?
cropped comic panel from Dragonheart fanart. Drago has Sir Bowen pinned to the ground by his huge claws and exclaims, "Well, well, well. Is this the knight's 'mighty sword' poking me or are you just happy to see me?" Sir Bowen scowling beneath the dragon's claws
October 5, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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His First Win 1/2 #HumanCars
October 20, 2024 at 2:48 AM
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His First Win 2/2
October 20, 2024 at 2:53 AM