Professor Freaksworth
@proffreakzworth.bsky.social
Serial liker. Views are carefully manufactured to make you like me. 44
All you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up!
All you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up!
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Me reposting myself: “hey remember when I posted something funny? Wasn’t that awesome?”
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me, everywhere, all the time
September 23, 2026 at 2:04 AM
me, everywhere, all the time
Scrolling the skyline just repeating to myself:
September 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Scrolling the skyline just repeating to myself:
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One game left. One champion. 🏆⚾
The inaugural WPBL season comes down to Game 5 Tuesday night: Los Angeles Queens vs. San Francisco Firebells.
📍 Robin Roberts Stadium
⏰ 6 p.m. CT
📺 ESPN+ / YouTube internationally
Year 1 gets one more game. ❤️
The inaugural WPBL season comes down to Game 5 Tuesday night: Los Angeles Queens vs. San Francisco Firebells.
📍 Robin Roberts Stadium
⏰ 6 p.m. CT
📺 ESPN+ / YouTube internationally
Year 1 gets one more game. ❤️
September 22, 2026 at 6:41 AM
One game left. One champion. 🏆⚾
The inaugural WPBL season comes down to Game 5 Tuesday night: Los Angeles Queens vs. San Francisco Firebells.
📍 Robin Roberts Stadium
⏰ 6 p.m. CT
📺 ESPN+ / YouTube internationally
Year 1 gets one more game. ❤️
The inaugural WPBL season comes down to Game 5 Tuesday night: Los Angeles Queens vs. San Francisco Firebells.
📍 Robin Roberts Stadium
⏰ 6 p.m. CT
📺 ESPN+ / YouTube internationally
Year 1 gets one more game. ❤️
Feeling this pretty hard once again
Is there a German word for when everything in your life is going the best it has ever been except for the most important thing in your life is going the worst?
September 22, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Feeling this pretty hard once again
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Me to myself while I'm giving myself my tenth present of the day
July 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Me to myself while I'm giving myself my tenth present of the day
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Interacting with the professor’s posts will improve your mood by 10%. It’s got Paul Anka’s guarantee
April 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Interacting with the professor’s posts will improve your mood by 10%. It’s got Paul Anka’s guarantee
My daily job is to be both a human liar detector and voight-kampt machine
September 21, 2026 at 5:02 PM
My daily job is to be both a human liar detector and voight-kampt machine
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You may not be in the 38 most influential BlueSky posters but you’re my most insufferable follower.
September 20, 2026 at 5:46 PM
You may not be in the 38 most influential BlueSky posters but you’re my most insufferable follower.
Reading your post. Hitting the like button and maybe even reposting it while thinking this
September 20, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Reading your post. Hitting the like button and maybe even reposting it while thinking this
So that was a fun overnight trip to watch at least one game of the WPBL. Was pretty fun despite it mostly being a blow out. Definitely a fun crowd given the size of stadium.
September 20, 2026 at 5:39 PM
So that was a fun overnight trip to watch at least one game of the WPBL. Was pretty fun despite it mostly being a blow out. Definitely a fun crowd given the size of stadium.
You could make me worse
September 19, 2026 at 9:22 PM
You could make me worse
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Ray, if someone asks you if this is a bit, you say yes!
April 1, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Ray, if someone asks you if this is a bit, you say yes!
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me with my first weed pipe after I dropped it and it broke on the ground
September 18, 2026 at 8:08 PM
me with my first weed pipe after I dropped it and it broke on the ground
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Harvey Barnes set the tone for a dream start for Newcastle against Hull City.
September 19, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Harvey Barnes set the tone for a dream start for Newcastle against Hull City.
Leaving my rain soaked home for Springfield for some baseball
September 19, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Leaving my rain soaked home for Springfield for some baseball
Was going to joke up the ups and downs of Newcastle this season has had me swinging from were going to Europe to were getting relegated back to were going to Europe. But that was ugly from the moment Steur went off the pitch.
September 19, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Was going to joke up the ups and downs of Newcastle this season has had me swinging from were going to Europe to were getting relegated back to were going to Europe. But that was ugly from the moment Steur went off the pitch.
Miley has looked so bad since shifting back into midfield
September 19, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Miley has looked so bad since shifting back into midfield
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hey sorry i didn’t follow u back i didn’t want to
September 19, 2026 at 2:53 PM
hey sorry i didn’t follow u back i didn’t want to
So I guess we saw why Wissa didn’t take penalties at Brentford.
September 19, 2026 at 2:51 PM
So I guess we saw why Wissa didn’t take penalties at Brentford.
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Having to do something for my job
January 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Having to do something for my job