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Programancer
@programancer.com
Dev @Retroware
Unapologetic Game Dev lol

🎮 Prison City
🎮 AVGN 8-bit
🔜 TASQ


🚫I'm not your suggestion/idea deposit box
Pinned
Giveaway time over on my Patreon!

I have *2* copies of Angry Video Game Nerd 8-bit on NES- that's right- the authentic 8-bit NES cartridge- that I'm giving away!

One is standard gray.
One is the limited-to-500 GOLD version!

Link with info/terms: www.patreon.com/Programancer...
AVGN 8-bit NES Cartridge Giveaway?! (no paid membership required) | Programancer
Hey everybody! It's a bit harder to do giveaways on all of the socials and track the requirements, but I figured out how to do a giveaway on
www.patreon.com
The Hogans are really just a bunch of huge pieces of shit huh
November 3, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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Just deleted a couple terabytes of ai slop 😌
November 3, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Don't forget to do this! Odds are GOOD!
Giveaway time over on my Patreon!

I have *2* copies of Angry Video Game Nerd 8-bit on NES- that's right- the authentic 8-bit NES cartridge- that I'm giving away!

One is standard gray.
One is the limited-to-500 GOLD version!

Link with info/terms: www.patreon.com/Programancer...
AVGN 8-bit NES Cartridge Giveaway?! (no paid membership required) | Programancer
Hey everybody! It's a bit harder to do giveaways on all of the socials and track the requirements, but I figured out how to do a giveaway on
www.patreon.com
October 31, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Ok I updated it
October 31, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I find it weird when someone supports *politician* but *politician^ does horrible things and they're like "They must know something we don't and they have to act on it to save us"

What they know that we don't is
1) Being billionaires
and 2) How to profit more off of having power and being rich
October 30, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Extreme WIP, working on the BEE MANSION for The Transylvania Adventure of Simon Quest.

(No background yet; working on the visual language)
October 30, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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Today is the last day to vote for The Transylvania Adventure of Simon Quest for MOST ANTICIPATED TITLE at GameMaker Awards 2026 🦇🎮🔥

1 vote = 1 nitro boost to make solo dev @programancer.com code faster
October 29, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Giveaway time over on my Patreon!

I have *2* copies of Angry Video Game Nerd 8-bit on NES- that's right- the authentic 8-bit NES cartridge- that I'm giving away!

One is standard gray.
One is the limited-to-500 GOLD version!

Link with info/terms: www.patreon.com/Programancer...
AVGN 8-bit NES Cartridge Giveaway?! (no paid membership required) | Programancer
Hey everybody! It's a bit harder to do giveaways on all of the socials and track the requirements, but I figured out how to do a giveaway on
www.patreon.com
October 17, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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There are a lot of cool games but if you are excited for The Transylvania Adventure of Simon Quest you could put that in there maybe
Only one more week to get your nominations in for the GameMaker Awards 2026!
Nominations close October 29th.
🔗 forms.gle/TmbyKwLbHuzD...
October 24, 2026 at 1:31 PM
I picked up a thing today
October 27, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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When you start working in video games, no one tells you how how many custom store-page assets you have to modify your artworks into.

At this point, I've frankensteined together so many illustrations, Mary Shelley would sue me for copyright infringement.
October 24, 2026 at 9:35 PM
There are a lot of cool games but if you are excited for The Transylvania Adventure of Simon Quest you could put that in there maybe
Only one more week to get your nominations in for the GameMaker Awards 2026!
Nominations close October 29th.
🔗 forms.gle/TmbyKwLbHuzD...
October 24, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Have we Harry Potter'd Earthworm Jim yet?

Because uh... tbh as much of a weirdo loser Doug TenNapel is, it's gonna take me a long time to not love Earthworm Jim
October 23, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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📢 Some exciting news! 🎉
Our upcoming next-generation runtime, GMRT, will be free for commercial use and source avaliable for all non-console platforms!
READ MORE gamemaker.io/en/blog/gmrt...
October 23, 2026 at 9:24 AM
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Prison City (S/PS5) $39.99 is In Stock via Retroware Store. https://ow.ly/TXb85100f3C
October 22, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Got my care package from @simplyaj.com!

Rockman 2 and 3 (to help complete my collection! Only missing Rockman 1!), a couple of stickers, and the best controller to use when speedrunning!
October 22, 2026 at 5:17 PM
What you call someone who charges $4000 to feature your game in a top 10 list
October 21, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Hey guys, the switch 2 is $500 so ram and storage prices going up won’t hurt the industry even though Sony and MS are eying $1200+ consoles don’t worry- 2-Way_Intersection says there’s no problem :)
Its a good thing the switch 2 is $500 and most handhelds are similarly priced. Not to mention potentially finding a good deal on an old pc and the fact your phone can play plenty.
October 21, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Lmao ok
Ohh yay, mindless doomerism that completely ignored every good thing happening, my favorite.
It’s crazy that crypto and AI utterly destroyed video games and this is the last generation of consoles people can afford before it all crashes and burns
October 21, 2026 at 5:23 PM
It’s crazy that crypto and AI utterly destroyed video games and this is the last generation of consoles people can afford before it all crashes and burns
October 21, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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The Running Man (2025) Steelbook (4K UHD + Blu-ray + Digital) is $18.99 on Amazon amzn.to/4oHwqi4 #ad
October 21, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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@programancer.com It arrived!
October 20, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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STEAM NEXT FEST / NEW TRAILER

Download, wishlist and play RUIN: 35th Anniversary - Definitive Edition now or now.

store.steampowered.com/app/5012260/...

While you’re downloading RUIN, please enjoy our new trailer that debuted during The Mix Online Showcase last Friday.

- Official Electric
October 19, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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i feel like they've had a guy at disney star wars globocorpo HQ stewing angrily at a desk for like 3 years. just muttering to himself, purple in the face like "you motherfuckers want glup shitto? you want fucking glup shitto??? i'll show you glup shitto." and then he shittoed the ultimate glup
October 17, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I really wish just once when there’s a serious post about some company or organization being evil that there wouldn’t be that one person making the most braindead Reddit speak comment as if they’re actually invested in the situation
October 18, 2026 at 11:05 PM