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Programancer
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Dev @Retroware
Unapologetic Game Dev lol

🎮 Prison City
🎮 AVGN 8-bit
🔜 TASQ

❤️http://patreon.com/programancer
🚫I'm not your suggestion/idea deposit box
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15 days left on this!

I added a new pack yesterday as well!

itch.io/s/199006/som...
Someone Keyed My Car Asset Bundle! by Programancer
A bundle by Programancer, $1.00 for 7 games
itch.io
September 15, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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Everybody wish @programancer.com a happy BOITHDAY
September 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I guess it’s my birthday now officially or whatever
September 17, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
September 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I don't know if this is a hot take or not, but I know it's all the rage right now to pretend that people who can't see that AI looks bad have some sort of genetic condition making it to where they think it looks ok, but I don't subscribe to that *at all*.
September 16, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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N64 and PSX artists rejoice - my vertex/normal painter tool POLYPAINT is now (finally) live on the Unity Asset Store!! 🎊

Grab it 30% off for the launch week - I can't wait to see what you all do with it!
assetstore.unity.com/packages/slu...
September 15, 2026 at 6:31 PM
September 15, 2026 at 9:05 PM
15 days left on this!

I added a new pack yesterday as well!

itch.io/s/199006/som...
Someone Keyed My Car Asset Bundle! by Programancer
A bundle by Programancer, $1.00 for 7 games
itch.io
September 15, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Thank christ.

So the AI disclosure thing is great, but the worst part of hosting a jam on itch has always been people grifting by submitting their existing games/other jam entries just to get more eyes on it.

If you've ever done that, please never make games again tyvm
Jam hosts now have access to "Submission requirements" to control what pages are eligible for submission, including blocking pages that disclose the use of generative AI, blocking paid games, blocking preexisting games, and more.
September 15, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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Jam hosts now have access to "Submission requirements" to control what pages are eligible for submission, including blocking pages that disclose the use of generative AI, blocking paid games, blocking preexisting games, and more.
September 14, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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Useless Wizard crashes the party!
September 13, 2026 at 10:42 AM
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I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
September 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Is Stilton Cheese supposed to taste the way a barn smells?
September 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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Kaori Mizuhashi is the original voice of Navi the fairy, a voice that many of us grew up with. It sounds like she's returning to reprise the role in the Japanese version, nearly 28 years later.

Clip of an old promotional video for Ocarina of Time where she guided you, fully voiced.
September 10, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Mama's HUNGY
Metroid Ravenous announced out Jan 28th
September 9, 2026 at 2:37 PM
tbh I feel like Sheik really misses the point of that character's whole vibe and reveal
More character renders from the Japanese site for The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time! Really cool Sheik design!
September 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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More progress on my @play.date game. Dynamic music, menu sounds, more juice with particles and numbers which go up. Who doesn't like those? All logic for the upgrade system is in place, now I need to implement it. My first game ever is getting somewhere! #indiedev #gamedev #playdate
September 8, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I agree with this but also very successful shitty mobile games are always advertising getting 4,000,000 scrumpcoins if you sign up with an affiliate link and people do it despite having no clue what those scrumpcoins are even for or their relative value for a game they’ve never played
(this is why lots of the time you'll see lists of the numbers of things people have made. It's relevant with, say, a puzzle game to say '200 levels' but 'six biomes including fire world, ice world' isn't the hook people think it is)
September 6, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Discords being a bit fucky
September 6, 2026 at 5:41 AM
MIXing things up tonight
September 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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Reposting this cause it keeps happening
September 4, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I went somewhere today
September 4, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Twitter and Bluesky aren’t too different- in fact I’d say they’re pretty similar! Both are run by weird AI lovers, both have a large number of bots, and both net me schizophrenic sounding reply guys that just spam vitriol at me until I block them lol
September 4, 2026 at 12:09 PM
What video game changed your life?
September 3, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Who in my moots needs a 4 day PAX pass?
September 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM