prplhaze 🔜🇯🇵 - Like a polar bear only dumber
@prplhaze.bsky.social
Wristwatch fanatic, car nut, guitar nut, I. T. Professional, sometimes purple polar bear.
49 year old cis male he/him pansexual
18+ only
Telegram/FA is same as user name
Fuck AI
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
49 year old cis male he/him pansexual
18+ only
Telegram/FA is same as user name
Fuck AI
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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September 25, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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Balloon sharks be circling...
September 24, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Balloon sharks be circling...
Riding my bike VERY fast around a corner and decided to lean it over like a motorcycle racer. The pedal touched the pavement, bike and I flew completely horizontal over a cliff where my fall was broken by landing in a bush.
Swear I hovered for a moment before actually falling.
Swear I hovered for a moment before actually falling.
September 24, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Riding my bike VERY fast around a corner and decided to lean it over like a motorcycle racer. The pedal touched the pavement, bike and I flew completely horizontal over a cliff where my fall was broken by landing in a bush.
Swear I hovered for a moment before actually falling.
Swear I hovered for a moment before actually falling.
Yes... I'm that bitch.
I love candy corn.... I admit it.
I love candy corn.... I admit it.
September 23, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Yes... I'm that bitch.
I love candy corn.... I admit it.
I love candy corn.... I admit it.
Nice.
September 21, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Nice.
Gas was scary today....
September 21, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Gas was scary today....
When you go axe throwing for the first time ever and you somehow manage to stick the axe in sideways not once but twice in a row....
September 20, 2026 at 12:25 AM
When you go axe throwing for the first time ever and you somehow manage to stick the axe in sideways not once but twice in a row....
Yotvata brand Caciotta Peperoncino Cheese recalled in Canada due to Staph contamination. This one is serious! The symptoms are very rapid onset, like a few hours rapid.
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Yotvata brand Caciotta Peperoncino Cheese recalled due to Staphylococcus aureus - Canada.ca
Yotvata brand Caciotta Peperoncino Cheese recalled due to Staphylococcus aureus.
recalls-rappels.canada.ca
September 19, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Yotvata brand Caciotta Peperoncino Cheese recalled in Canada due to Staph contamination. This one is serious! The symptoms are very rapid onset, like a few hours rapid.
recalls-rappels.canada.ca/en/alert-rec...
recalls-rappels.canada.ca/en/alert-rec...
Nature is beautiful.
September 18, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Nature is beautiful.
Some coworkers know I'm a furry apparently. Dunno how they found out......
September 17, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Some coworkers know I'm a furry apparently. Dunno how they found out......
On the bus to work, feeling kinda miserable. Had a broken tooth pulled yesterday. "While he was in there" he also put 2 tiny spot fillings as I had a couple little pinpoint cavities forming.
So my whole mouth was numb yesterday and the jaw pain was.... Lovely this morning.
Someone smooch me better
So my whole mouth was numb yesterday and the jaw pain was.... Lovely this morning.
Someone smooch me better
September 16, 2026 at 10:59 AM
On the bus to work, feeling kinda miserable. Had a broken tooth pulled yesterday. "While he was in there" he also put 2 tiny spot fillings as I had a couple little pinpoint cavities forming.
So my whole mouth was numb yesterday and the jaw pain was.... Lovely this morning.
Someone smooch me better
So my whole mouth was numb yesterday and the jaw pain was.... Lovely this morning.
Someone smooch me better
Was a witness to an accident on the weekend. A car in a parking lot was put into reverse and slammed into another car TWICE. This happened not in a parking spot, but heading towards the exit.
Apparently they "dropped something" and tried to pick it up. This was the inside of the car.
Apparently they "dropped something" and tried to pick it up. This was the inside of the car.
September 15, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Was a witness to an accident on the weekend. A car in a parking lot was put into reverse and slammed into another car TWICE. This happened not in a parking spot, but heading towards the exit.
Apparently they "dropped something" and tried to pick it up. This was the inside of the car.
Apparently they "dropped something" and tried to pick it up. This was the inside of the car.
OMG it is cold this morning. I had to put on jeans... This feels like a betrayal.
September 14, 2026 at 10:44 AM
OMG it is cold this morning. I had to put on jeans... This feels like a betrayal.
Amazing that aside from lunch today, going to the dentist has led to my first break of the day.
What an exhausting day. Absolutely slammed at work with the return of the students. It's been non-stop
What an exhausting day. Absolutely slammed at work with the return of the students. It's been non-stop
September 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Amazing that aside from lunch today, going to the dentist has led to my first break of the day.
What an exhausting day. Absolutely slammed at work with the return of the students. It's been non-stop
What an exhausting day. Absolutely slammed at work with the return of the students. It's been non-stop
I hate working on the Move-In Weekend here. So many people just can't follow basic instructions.
September 6, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I hate working on the Move-In Weekend here. So many people just can't follow basic instructions.
Spotted this sculpture at Value Village the other day.
My paw is there for scale.....
So many thoughts.
My paw is there for scale.....
So many thoughts.
September 6, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Spotted this sculpture at Value Village the other day.
My paw is there for scale.....
So many thoughts.
My paw is there for scale.....
So many thoughts.
Me and who?
September 5, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Me and who?
The most fun part of being a Level 3 Support Specialist is getting to tell people to pound sand, or they're being an idiot, in a polite and customer service oriented way.
September 4, 2026 at 6:57 PM
The most fun part of being a Level 3 Support Specialist is getting to tell people to pound sand, or they're being an idiot, in a polite and customer service oriented way.
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I remembered I can draw literally whatever I want. So here's Godzilla as a butch biker punk. Enjoy.
February 18, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I remembered I can draw literally whatever I want. So here's Godzilla as a butch biker punk. Enjoy.
Today has been a series of failures. But I'm moving forward slowly and will try to do better tomorrow.
September 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Today has been a series of failures. But I'm moving forward slowly and will try to do better tomorrow.
I fucking hate anxiety...... Ruined yet another milestone I could have got.
September 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I fucking hate anxiety...... Ruined yet another milestone I could have got.
Picked up this little crocheted pan bee at Pride on Saturday. I will protect him with my life.
September 3, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Picked up this little crocheted pan bee at Pride on Saturday. I will protect him with my life.
Had to update my username a little here...
September 1, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Had to update my username a little here...
If I'm not messaging you back, it's because I'm overdue on a project and I'm head down after work. I -HAVE- to get this done. Work is also gearing up for the return of the students so I'm pretty busy overall.
Don't worry about me, I'll come up for air.
Don't worry about me, I'll come up for air.
September 1, 2026 at 3:13 AM
If I'm not messaging you back, it's because I'm overdue on a project and I'm head down after work. I -HAVE- to get this done. Work is also gearing up for the return of the students so I'm pretty busy overall.
Don't worry about me, I'll come up for air.
Don't worry about me, I'll come up for air.
Gonna be at Ottawa Pride this weekend helping @btarmistice.bsky.social with his table. He is vending again!
August 28, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Gonna be at Ottawa Pride this weekend helping @btarmistice.bsky.social with his table. He is vending again!