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I’m so excited to get the neoplasm on my shoulder checked out next week
October 8, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I’m so excited to get the neoplasm on my shoulder checked out next week
It’s so hard doing things I should just sleep forever
October 8, 2026 at 1:07 PM
It’s so hard doing things I should just sleep forever
I like to create a lot of goals at once get very overwhelmed and then fail to meet any of them
October 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I like to create a lot of goals at once get very overwhelmed and then fail to meet any of them
Let me know when they invent an AI that makes it so my dad didn’t molest me
October 7, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Let me know when they invent an AI that makes it so my dad didn’t molest me
The pricepocalypse
October 7, 2026 at 3:34 PM
The pricepocalypse
Apparently if you eat ~80 oz of raw oatmeal in ~48 hours that’s “difficult to digest” or some shit 🙄
October 7, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Apparently if you eat ~80 oz of raw oatmeal in ~48 hours that’s “difficult to digest” or some shit 🙄
Tummy hurts this morning :(
October 7, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Tummy hurts this morning :(
All this news about a Siberian town overrun with plague has got me down so I’m gonna take my mind off of it by playing this game. Don’t know anything about it hope it’s a fun relaxing time.
October 6, 2026 at 1:15 PM
All this news about a Siberian town overrun with plague has got me down so I’m gonna take my mind off of it by playing this game. Don’t know anything about it hope it’s a fun relaxing time.
The straight up lowdown is that you’re downright left out
October 6, 2026 at 1:11 PM
The straight up lowdown is that you’re downright left out
Owning a dog is a sign of spiritual weakness
October 6, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Owning a dog is a sign of spiritual weakness
Pretend this post is good and you’re all quite taken with my wit
October 6, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Pretend this post is good and you’re all quite taken with my wit
What’s your favorite Dom Deluise voiced character from a Don Bluth cartoon and why
October 5, 2026 at 1:21 PM
What’s your favorite Dom Deluise voiced character from a Don Bluth cartoon and why
Joining the BJs club isn’t as exciting as it sounds
October 5, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Joining the BJs club isn’t as exciting as it sounds
I’m out of most foods but could easily go another week before grocery shopping. Should I push it like the salt n peppa song or go asap (as soon as possible icydk [in case you didn’t know])? Either way I’m going to do what I want but I’m dying to know everyone’s opinion because I’m desperately lonely
October 5, 2026 at 12:33 PM
I’m out of most foods but could easily go another week before grocery shopping. Should I push it like the salt n peppa song or go asap (as soon as possible icydk [in case you didn’t know])? Either way I’m going to do what I want but I’m dying to know everyone’s opinion because I’m desperately lonely
@muellershewrote.com how is mueller doing did he get Trump yet
October 5, 2026 at 12:24 PM
@muellershewrote.com how is mueller doing did he get Trump yet
Unapologetically being myself (laying in bed until my joints are sore)
October 5, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Unapologetically being myself (laying in bed until my joints are sore)
I try not to think about anything too much or I might hurt myself
October 5, 2026 at 12:19 PM
I try not to think about anything too much or I might hurt myself
Thinking of an alternate past where DEA head Hunter Biden made crack legal and we all got a cool new hobby for Monday mornings
October 5, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Thinking of an alternate past where DEA head Hunter Biden made crack legal and we all got a cool new hobby for Monday mornings
The demons in my head are trying to get me to reduce carbs
October 5, 2026 at 11:37 AM
The demons in my head are trying to get me to reduce carbs
Testing something
October 5, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Testing something
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg deserve to die more than any two men have ever deserved to die. Any sane society would hang them and then hang everyone who ever associated with them.
October 5, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg deserve to die more than any two men have ever deserved to die. Any sane society would hang them and then hang everyone who ever associated with them.