Juanzelli
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I beg your pardon, but I am unlikely to fulfill your request #RATM
He/Him in San Diego, California, USA, North America, Earth
He/Him in San Diego, California, USA, North America, Earth
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Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
September 24, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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A federal health panel has endorsed an experimental cancer test that uses a blood sample to detect multiple forms of the disease.
FDA panel endorses first-of-a-kind cancer blood test from Grail
A federal health panel has endorsed an experimental cancer test that uses a blood sample to detect multiple forms of the disease.
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September 24, 2026 at 7:30 AM
A federal health panel has endorsed an experimental cancer test that uses a blood sample to detect multiple forms of the disease.
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mariska: “what was your first job?”
nick offerman: “erotic painter.”
mariska: “oh. did you paint men or women?”
nick: “houses.”
he is such a fucking treasure
nick offerman: “erotic painter.”
mariska: “oh. did you paint men or women?”
nick: “houses.”
he is such a fucking treasure
September 15, 2026 at 12:43 AM
mariska: “what was your first job?”
nick offerman: “erotic painter.”
mariska: “oh. did you paint men or women?”
nick: “houses.”
he is such a fucking treasure
nick offerman: “erotic painter.”
mariska: “oh. did you paint men or women?”
nick: “houses.”
he is such a fucking treasure
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had a dream last night that I had joined a cyber espionage group who parachuted onto the rooftops of fortune 500 companies, tapped their telecommunications, and used cheap 2.4ghz wifi gear to exfiltrate data miles away
sometimes using a second parachute, others, repelling gear to extract ourselves
sometimes using a second parachute, others, repelling gear to extract ourselves
September 14, 2026 at 1:17 PM
had a dream last night that I had joined a cyber espionage group who parachuted onto the rooftops of fortune 500 companies, tapped their telecommunications, and used cheap 2.4ghz wifi gear to exfiltrate data miles away
sometimes using a second parachute, others, repelling gear to extract ourselves
sometimes using a second parachute, others, repelling gear to extract ourselves
Finally, watching "Motor City" and this is f'in awesome. I'm one-hour into it. I would guess there's been less than 30 seconds of dialogue so far. The soundtrack is wonderful. The actors are excellent in saying nothing and showing everything in their faces. Chef's kiss.
September 6, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Finally, watching "Motor City" and this is f'in awesome. I'm one-hour into it. I would guess there's been less than 30 seconds of dialogue so far. The soundtrack is wonderful. The actors are excellent in saying nothing and showing everything in their faces. Chef's kiss.
Is there some theme happening where the Yankees players are wearing someone else's pajamas for tonight's game at SD Padres?
September 5, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Is there some theme happening where the Yankees players are wearing someone else's pajamas for tonight's game at SD Padres?
I just completed my first repotting of an orchid. I named it Steve. Now, we'll see if Steve survives.
August 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I just completed my first repotting of an orchid. I named it Steve. Now, we'll see if Steve survives.
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Secret Panel HERE 💪 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/08/03/pain-and-gain
August 4, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Secret Panel HERE 💪 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/08/03/pain-and-gain
Never give up! Never surrender!
August 1, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Never give up! Never surrender!
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July 26, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Secret Panel HERE 🫠 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/04/22/working-from-home
July 23, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Secret Panel HERE 🫠 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/04/22/working-from-home
THERE ARE ONLY 12 CYLON MODELS.
July 21, 2026 at 11:25 PM
THERE ARE ONLY 12 CYLON MODELS.
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Secret Panel HERE 🦋 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/07/15/butterfly-effect
July 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Secret Panel HERE 🦋 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/07/15/butterfly-effect
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Secret Panel HERE 🎵 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/07/05/shake-it
July 6, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Secret Panel HERE 🎵 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/07/05/shake-it
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Secret Panel HERE 💪 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/06/24/strength
July 2, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Secret Panel HERE 💪 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/06/24/strength
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Get ready for a detailed reenactment of honky on honky violence.
America: Birth Of A Nation | Official Trailer
The Onion's look back on 250 years of American exceptionalism premieres July 3, just as our Founding Fathers predicted.
The Onion's look back on 250 years of American exceptionalism premieres July 3, just as our Founding Fathers predicted.
July 1, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Get ready for a detailed reenactment of honky on honky violence.
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WANT TO SNORFLE THE MURDERCAT (🔊 up)
June 27, 2026 at 12:49 AM
WANT TO SNORFLE THE MURDERCAT (🔊 up)
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Climate.us is officially live!
After NOAA ended Climate.gov’s day-to-day operations in 2025, former team members built Climate.us to carry that work forward. Their explanations and graphics have always stood out to me as clear, accessible, and transparent. I’m really looking forward to this reboot.
After NOAA ended Climate.gov’s day-to-day operations in 2025, former team members built Climate.us to carry that work forward. Their explanations and graphics have always stood out to me as clear, accessible, and transparent. I’m really looking forward to this reboot.
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Climate.us
June 23, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Climate.us is officially live!
After NOAA ended Climate.gov’s day-to-day operations in 2025, former team members built Climate.us to carry that work forward. Their explanations and graphics have always stood out to me as clear, accessible, and transparent. I’m really looking forward to this reboot.
After NOAA ended Climate.gov’s day-to-day operations in 2025, former team members built Climate.us to carry that work forward. Their explanations and graphics have always stood out to me as clear, accessible, and transparent. I’m really looking forward to this reboot.
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update on the guy who ate gatorade casserole
June 16, 2026 at 3:12 AM
update on the guy who ate gatorade casserole
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Happy World's Richest Man Gets Even Richer Day!
I'll just be over here be worrying about how I'm going to pay for groceries, healthcare, and car repairs.
I'll just be over here be worrying about how I'm going to pay for groceries, healthcare, and car repairs.
June 12, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Happy World's Richest Man Gets Even Richer Day!
I'll just be over here be worrying about how I'm going to pay for groceries, healthcare, and car repairs.
I'll just be over here be worrying about how I'm going to pay for groceries, healthcare, and car repairs.
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Props to CNN’s chyron writer:
June 11, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Props to CNN’s chyron writer:
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Protesters hold banners during a protest against a luxury resort development planned by a company linked with Donald Trump's son-in-law, Jared Kushner, on an environmentally sensitive part of the Adriatic coast, in Tirana, Albania, June 4, 2026. REUTERS/Florion Goga
June 4, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Protesters hold banners during a protest against a luxury resort development planned by a company linked with Donald Trump's son-in-law, Jared Kushner, on an environmentally sensitive part of the Adriatic coast, in Tirana, Albania, June 4, 2026. REUTERS/Florion Goga