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K. Boreas
@purplemids.bsky.social
Just an average guy with ordinary interests.
I will have my digital assets beside me in my burial chamber so I can enjoy them in the Field of Reeds after Osiris has judged my heart worthy.
August 9, 2026 at 10:35 PM
It's bad that even the cope story I tell myself about climate change to prevent panic attacks involves millions/billions of deaths. I've resorted to avoiding thinking about it at all costs. Maybe all the truly ghoulish stuff will happen after my family and I are peacefully dead? It sucks, man.
July 23, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Imagining a seaweed company doing a poll showing that men think seaweed is too feminine so they put out a masculine-coded version called He-weed.
July 20, 2026 at 4:32 AM
In hindsight the whole "yes I have a Nazi tattoo but I'm stupid so I had no idea and also for some reason I haven't covered it up or removed it" thing should have been disqualifying. Obviously full of shit, clear for everyone to see, but people wanted what he was selling so badly they ignored it.
July 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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Your own
Yassified
Beavis
June 25, 2026 at 12:31 AM
gofund.me/e35ce55ce

Here's the gofundme for these good people
June 12, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Every year I become more convinced that Philip K. Dick was a prophet.
October 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
With the medbed thing and his post about Amelia Earhart it seems like Trump is trying to give the conspiracy theorists something, anything to talk about other than Epstein.
September 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Found this book in a little free library box. Incredible Tim and Eric aura.
September 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Children are naturally curious but some have parents who make them feel like an idiot when they ask questions. A child who is afraid to ask because they think it makes them look stupid becomes an adult who lacks the ability to process and incorporate new information.
sometimes everything going on in the world makes sense when you realize the average person just doesn’t know anything
July 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Running to my conspiracy cork board and making a string triangle between Stephen King, Epstein and that weird child orgy scene at the end of "It".
Hey @stephenking.bsky.social why haven't u posted thus heater here yet
July 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
They're going to be saying "mom-dommy" half the time because they're stupid.
“mamdani” is the best name since obama to hear a right wing guy splutter out. thanks mamdani
June 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Chanting “shame” at cops: sanctimonious, doesn’t work because they don’t have any
Chanting “quit your job” at cops: constructive feedback, funny
June 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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The lesson people infuriatingly never seem to master is that there is no creating a police state just for other people. If you create a police state with no due process for immigrants or accused criminals, then that's the system you've created for yourself.
May 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Nathan Fielder is a complete lunatic and I hope HBO keeps letting him do whatever he wants for as much money as it takes. S2E3 of The Rehearsal made my wife and I laugh so hard we were both crying. I could not believe what I was seeing.
May 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Completely agree this is probably him getting ahead of some allegations, but I also love the idea that after hundreds of journeys into DMT hyperspace to converse with the 5D crystalline elf council he has come to the conclusion that Christ is Lord.
Uh oh, looks like somebody's digging into the Get Out Ahead of It Playbook, Russell Brand Edition. The only question now is serial harasser sex pest, full-on rapist, or pedo.
May 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I don't know what would reflect more poorly on people like this, if they actually believe it or if they're just lying. Which is it, delusional or full of shit? Probably a bit of both, right?
Demis Hassabis, the chief executive of Google DeepMind, says that “we’re quite close” to human-level artificial intelligence. After that, all bets are off. nyti.ms/45lteBF
May 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Nintendo has hundreds of classic games on their virtual console catalogue and 95% of them suck major ass. Nostalgia is a lie.
May 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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lmao
May 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Just doing some quick reading about the new pope. Interesting!
May 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Cleansing the timeline with video from the Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical Garden.
May 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I'd take the RETVRN dweebs more seriously if they forgot about dressing like Don Draper and instead advocated for dressing like Scythian warriors. Has anyone ever looked more dripped out?
May 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
As if their courses didn't suck enough, they're moving head-first into embracing the AI slop. Deleted my account and uninstalled the app. Check out Language Transfer instead!

www.engadget.com/ai/duolingo-...
Duolingo will replace contract workers with AI for content creation
It will go "AI-first" moving forward.
www.engadget.com
May 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
For all my complaints about the Spotify algorithm sometimes it recommends me a banger. Bought the vinyl after one listen through. Fucking with this one in a serious way.

open.spotify.com/album/4HTy9W...
Imaginal Disk
Magdalena Bay · Album · 2024 · 15 songs
open.spotify.com
May 4, 2025 at 6:09 AM