Qalamari
@qalamari.bsky.social
Game fan, adult Legoist, former games writer at GameCrate and Destructoid. Speaks fluent Simpsons.
@bigfeets.bsky.social What did you do. WHAT DID YOU DO?
September 19, 2026 at 2:17 AM
@bigfeets.bsky.social What did you do. WHAT DID YOU DO?
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go to the library
that $70 could have been a free borrow
that $70 could have been a free borrow
March 24, 2026 at 11:28 PM
go to the library
that $70 could have been a free borrow
that $70 could have been a free borrow
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It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
September 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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It's vastly more comforting to believe in an imminent robot apocalypse than the truth: the things that will destroy us are extensions of the unsexy but obvious problems all around us.
We are not doomed in one grand way, but a thousand petty small ways.
We are not doomed in one grand way, but a thousand petty small ways.
Certain kinds of smart people tend to have a "sexy apocalypse" problem when it comes to thinking about risk. E.g. skynet turning everyone in paperclips, while bad, is also *kind of cool and fun* at the same time. Where the reality is that most actual disasters are both stupid and disappointing.
September 18, 2026 at 7:47 PM
It's vastly more comforting to believe in an imminent robot apocalypse than the truth: the things that will destroy us are extensions of the unsexy but obvious problems all around us.
We are not doomed in one grand way, but a thousand petty small ways.
We are not doomed in one grand way, but a thousand petty small ways.
I have to read through the National Security Strategy report from last year for one of my Political Science classes and I swear every sentence is dealing 1d4 psychic damage.
My favorite so far...
My favorite so far...
September 17, 2026 at 6:47 AM
I have to read through the National Security Strategy report from last year for one of my Political Science classes and I swear every sentence is dealing 1d4 psychic damage.
My favorite so far...
My favorite so far...
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Kirby's getting a game about the wonderment of exploration, and Metroid's getting a game where you eat people to become powerful
September 16, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Kirby's getting a game about the wonderment of exploration, and Metroid's getting a game where you eat people to become powerful
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Survey Finds Most Americans Can No Longer Afford Living in a Van Down by the River
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Survey Finds Most Americans Can No Longer Afford Living in a Van Down by the River
MADISON, Wis. — A new survey found that the poverty crisis in the U.S. is even worse than many experts thought, with... Continue reading this gem
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September 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Survey Finds Most Americans Can No Longer Afford Living in a Van Down by the River
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If you see this, could you please reskeet it? I want to test something.
September 11, 2026 at 10:37 PM
If you see this, could you please reskeet it? I want to test something.
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We have received new intelligence on AI██-BE (The Oni Gauntlet). Please read the attached documentation and make sure any new information is sent directly to the Panopticon Supervisor at the Federal Bureau of Control.
#CONTROLResonant #Onimusha
#CONTROLResonant #Onimusha
September 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
We have received new intelligence on AI██-BE (The Oni Gauntlet). Please read the attached documentation and make sure any new information is sent directly to the Panopticon Supervisor at the Federal Bureau of Control.
#CONTROLResonant #Onimusha
#CONTROLResonant #Onimusha
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Samus is BACK and BOY is she HUNGRY
September 11, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Samus is BACK and BOY is she HUNGRY
@krisstraub.com Saw this in one of my political science classes today. Still hits.
September 11, 2026 at 2:48 AM
@krisstraub.com Saw this in one of my political science classes today. Still hits.
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Living his best death
September 10, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Living his best death
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Samus Metroid my beloved
September 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Samus Metroid my beloved
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@chadconcelmo.bsky.social May I visit you at PAX? I think Tony wants to say hi too.
September 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
@chadconcelmo.bsky.social May I visit you at PAX? I think Tony wants to say hi too.
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Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
September 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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I saw a meme today that said that books are proof that strangers can meet across centuries and still understand each other.
That really resonated.
That really resonated.
September 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I saw a meme today that said that books are proof that strangers can meet across centuries and still understand each other.
That really resonated.
That really resonated.
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It is the year 2026 and the more janky/imperfect/unskillful your art is, the more I am apt to love it, please keep making your “bad” AKA good art with your human hands
September 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
It is the year 2026 and the more janky/imperfect/unskillful your art is, the more I am apt to love it, please keep making your “bad” AKA good art with your human hands
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i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs
September 1, 2026 at 4:46 AM
i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs
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nooooooo
can't believe they did this to hello kitty
can't believe they did this to hello kitty
September 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
nooooooo
can't believe they did this to hello kitty
can't believe they did this to hello kitty
Chiitan wants the world to be a safe place for transgender people
a place where you can rest, speak, and be loved🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
love you all
I will keep asking for that place until I disappear
I hope good-hearted transgender people can live with pride and peace🌈
a place where you can rest, speak, and be loved🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
love you all
I will keep asking for that place until I disappear
I hope good-hearted transgender people can live with pride and peace🌈
August 31, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
August 26, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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Sure everyone will be posting all sorts of stuff, please make sure you've caught his Freakazoid episode if you missed it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWEn...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWEn...
Tim Curry Monologues in Freakazoid! (1997)
YouTube video by Dr. Frank-N-Furter
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August 26, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Sure everyone will be posting all sorts of stuff, please make sure you've caught his Freakazoid episode if you missed it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWEn...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWEn...