Qaptain 12 Million
@qaptainslander.bsky.social
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Youtuber 🎮
Part-time genius ⏳
Troll🔋
Yung Baby Bommin 🎧
Jr. Cole lowkey 🎤
Full time genius 🎰
Keepitonlock 🔑
*insert something about getting the bag*
Linktr.ee/DuBCeez
Youtuber 🎮
Part-time genius ⏳
Troll🔋
Yung Baby Bommin 🎧
Jr. Cole lowkey 🎤
Full time genius 🎰
Keepitonlock 🔑
*insert something about getting the bag*
Pinned
She Does Metalwork by DuB Ceez
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This is how finding a soulmate makes you feel: youtu.be/MD4M1MDtBUA?...
If you EVER see me working at a fast food job and find 10 people with $100 in band together to give me a band to quit on the spot for our choke somebody tf out.
Food service workers have a strength I will never have.
Food service workers have a strength I will never have.
May 29, 2026 at 6:04 PM
If you EVER see me working at a fast food job and find 10 people with $100 in band together to give me a band to quit on the spot for our choke somebody tf out.
Food service workers have a strength I will never have.
Food service workers have a strength I will never have.
No, there isn't an offline version.
May 28, 2026 at 3:04 PM
No, there isn't an offline version.
The VeggieTales David and Goliath Israel episode is wicked to watch in a modern-day context because I know with that episode they WEREN'T trying to push propaganda but somebody is going to use it to push propaganda.
April 26, 2026 at 2:17 PM
The VeggieTales David and Goliath Israel episode is wicked to watch in a modern-day context because I know with that episode they WEREN'T trying to push propaganda but somebody is going to use it to push propaganda.
This is how finding a soulmate makes you feel: youtu.be/MD4M1MDtBUA?...
She Does Metalwork by DuB Ceez
YouTube video by DuB Ceez
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April 26, 2026 at 6:01 AM
This is how finding a soulmate makes you feel: youtu.be/MD4M1MDtBUA?...
Do not watch Tokyo Revengers man...
April 26, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Do not watch Tokyo Revengers man...
By the way this road leads directly to hip Hop
Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll
She was born on March 20th, 1915
She was born on March 20th, 1915
March 21, 2026 at 4:46 AM
By the way this road leads directly to hip Hop
Reposted by Qaptain 12 Million
Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll
She was born on March 20th, 1915
She was born on March 20th, 1915
March 20, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Happy Birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, and a massive thank you to her for inventing rock and roll
She was born on March 20th, 1915
She was born on March 20th, 1915
Ya'll be saying "we" like I went over there and through explosives on them niggas heads whole time I was at home typing this shit out. Please let's normalize saying they.
Iran’s people were facing a horrible shortage of water before the war began. If we are destroying desalination plants and setting fire to Teheran we are committing unfathomable crimes.
March 8, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Ya'll be saying "we" like I went over there and through explosives on them niggas heads whole time I was at home typing this shit out. Please let's normalize saying they.
I just want to fuck a mermaid chat
March 7, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I just want to fuck a mermaid chat
I'll beat a nigga with a bag of asbestos. We both dying FOH.
February 23, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I'll beat a nigga with a bag of asbestos. We both dying FOH.
How the fuck does a nigga break this app this bad.
How the fuck are you showing me four likes with a zero views, nogga what?!!?!
How the fuck are you showing me four likes with a zero views, nogga what?!!?!
January 26, 2026 at 6:53 PM
How the fuck does a nigga break this app this bad.
How the fuck are you showing me four likes with a zero views, nogga what?!!?!
How the fuck are you showing me four likes with a zero views, nogga what?!!?!
My exercise routine:
Three push a bra removals from an older sister.
1 set of pulling up on some thooties
A 30 minute break from running my mouth all day
7 sets of absolute bullshit
120 minutes of running down on a bitch nigga with 17 sets of "DON'T RUN"
Three push a bra removals from an older sister.
1 set of pulling up on some thooties
A 30 minute break from running my mouth all day
7 sets of absolute bullshit
120 minutes of running down on a bitch nigga with 17 sets of "DON'T RUN"
January 24, 2026 at 2:48 PM
My exercise routine:
Three push a bra removals from an older sister.
1 set of pulling up on some thooties
A 30 minute break from running my mouth all day
7 sets of absolute bullshit
120 minutes of running down on a bitch nigga with 17 sets of "DON'T RUN"
Three push a bra removals from an older sister.
1 set of pulling up on some thooties
A 30 minute break from running my mouth all day
7 sets of absolute bullshit
120 minutes of running down on a bitch nigga with 17 sets of "DON'T RUN"
Probably going to be more active on here because Twitter banned me for something a hacker did while they were in my account even though I made tweets about how my account was hacked on their website 🙂
January 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Probably going to be more active on here because Twitter banned me for something a hacker did while they were in my account even though I made tweets about how my account was hacked on their website 🙂
Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, South of Midnight and Dispatch about to have me seizuring on the floor and laughter next time I hear somebody say "There's no games to play"
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, South of Midnight and Dispatch about to have me seizuring on the floor and laughter next time I hear somebody say "There's no games to play"
Still can't upload a goddamn video on this mf app 😭😭😭 I'm going to get some more mlik bruh 🥛🍼🥛🍼🥛🍼
September 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Still can't upload a goddamn video on this mf app 😭😭😭 I'm going to get some more mlik bruh 🥛🍼🥛🍼🥛🍼
Y'all ready for me to disappear for another 5 months?
September 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Y'all ready for me to disappear for another 5 months?
Chat, am I valid?
June 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Chat, am I valid?
Nah, I did ask forgot about this site for a few months LOL. How's the goal how's it going
May 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Nah, I did ask forgot about this site for a few months LOL. How's the goal how's it going
Reporting people on Twitter is so fucking ass
April 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Reporting people on Twitter is so fucking ass
Accidental Lord 😔
April 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Accidental Lord 😔
This image has me actually crying 😭😭😭
April 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This image has me actually crying 😭😭😭
I called and told them niggas I was coming into work today 😭😭😭
April 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I called and told them niggas I was coming into work today 😭😭😭
Somebody else is using my PFP...
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IT'S JUST I SWEAT STFU
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IT'S JUST I SWEAT STFU
March 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Somebody else is using my PFP...
🥹🥹🥹
IT'S JUST I SWEAT STFU
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IT'S JUST I SWEAT STFU
The CW Power Puff Girls Show almost happened
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March 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM