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#Galemancer ✒️ Writer 🔮 Folk Magic ✨ Smut Goblin
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#ReaperWeave #KeighleyMoir
#Galemancer ✒️ Writer 🔮 Folk Magic ✨ Smut Goblin
🔞Minors DNI
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#ReaperWeave #KeighleyMoir
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So I was let go from my job. If anyone wants to pay me for writing or feet pics I'll be listening to jazz in the digital unemployment line 🤣🤙 (seriously I'm in Texas, y'all couldn't just play country? I'd rather be annoyed than asleep)
July 6, 2026 at 5:14 PM
So I was let go from my job. If anyone wants to pay me for writing or feet pics I'll be listening to jazz in the digital unemployment line 🤣🤙 (seriously I'm in Texas, y'all couldn't just play country? I'd rather be annoyed than asleep)
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a great dissection of why a lot of fandom drama doesn't only boil down to "these people are thinking too much about [insert series here] and need to touch grass."
there's another layer to the way folks get obsessed (for parasocial/self-important rewriting/clout reasons, etc) that gets glossed over
there's another layer to the way folks get obsessed (for parasocial/self-important rewriting/clout reasons, etc) that gets glossed over
June 27, 2026 at 5:52 AM
a great dissection of why a lot of fandom drama doesn't only boil down to "these people are thinking too much about [insert series here] and need to touch grass."
there's another layer to the way folks get obsessed (for parasocial/self-important rewriting/clout reasons, etc) that gets glossed over
there's another layer to the way folks get obsessed (for parasocial/self-important rewriting/clout reasons, etc) that gets glossed over
#Helldiving with the boys when the bff 5⭐General says "Lady and Gentlemen-"
and my husband chirps in with "You could just say 'Helldivers', sir"
and my husband chirps in with "You could just say 'Helldivers', sir"
Angela Giarratana Smosh Heart Hands
ALT: Angela Giarratana Smosh Heart Hands
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June 18, 2026 at 12:57 PM
#Helldiving with the boys when the bff 5⭐General says "Lady and Gentlemen-"
and my husband chirps in with "You could just say 'Helldivers', sir"
and my husband chirps in with "You could just say 'Helldivers', sir"
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It blows my mind that I have to watch history channel VHS tapes to get a decent idea of what happened to sex education in this fucking country.
#MargaretSanger is a hero and it's a shame I'm learning about her when I'm 28.
#MargaretSanger is a hero and it's a shame I'm learning about her when I'm 28.
June 16, 2026 at 1:29 AM
It blows my mind that I have to watch history channel VHS tapes to get a decent idea of what happened to sex education in this fucking country.
#MargaretSanger is a hero and it's a shame I'm learning about her when I'm 28.
#MargaretSanger is a hero and it's a shame I'm learning about her when I'm 28.
Just a reminder that it wasn't normalized to shave until a razor company for men decided to start targeting women since Puritan culture had us covered. Fabric was rationed and stockings were on the way out as Flappers became the new modern women.
May 21, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Just a reminder that it wasn't normalized to shave until a razor company for men decided to start targeting women since Puritan culture had us covered. Fabric was rationed and stockings were on the way out as Flappers became the new modern women.
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May 16, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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“I don’t know why people expect art to make sense. They accept the fact that life doesn’t make sense.” — David Lynch
May 15, 2026 at 12:55 PM
“I don’t know why people expect art to make sense. They accept the fact that life doesn’t make sense.” — David Lynch
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Cats should live as long as we do. 🙁
May 15, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Cats should live as long as we do. 🙁
@shaynetopp.bsky.social so you recommended Come As You Are on a #Smoshreadsreddit episode I've listened to twice and I finally got to it. I'm only this far and it's already changed my life? So thanks, I'm about to be insufferable about this book.
May 15, 2026 at 12:22 AM
@shaynetopp.bsky.social so you recommended Come As You Are on a #Smoshreadsreddit episode I've listened to twice and I finally got to it. I'm only this far and it's already changed my life? So thanks, I'm about to be insufferable about this book.
My litmus test for men I like is whether or not they hold the door open and if they walk through doors I hold open.
If I hold a door open for a man and they tell me to go first, and I say "no, I insist"
And we end up in a staring contest
Know that you're putting your "manners" over my refusal
If I hold a door open for a man and they tell me to go first, and I say "no, I insist"
And we end up in a staring contest
Know that you're putting your "manners" over my refusal
May 13, 2026 at 2:14 PM
My litmus test for men I like is whether or not they hold the door open and if they walk through doors I hold open.
If I hold a door open for a man and they tell me to go first, and I say "no, I insist"
And we end up in a staring contest
Know that you're putting your "manners" over my refusal
If I hold a door open for a man and they tell me to go first, and I say "no, I insist"
And we end up in a staring contest
Know that you're putting your "manners" over my refusal
Do we still read poetry and essays on here?
👀 Might link some ramblings on here from Ellipsus.
👀 Might link some ramblings on here from Ellipsus.
May 13, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Do we still read poetry and essays on here?
👀 Might link some ramblings on here from Ellipsus.
👀 Might link some ramblings on here from Ellipsus.
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"Can you explain this gap in your resume?"
Me:
Me:
May 12, 2026 at 5:52 PM
"Can you explain this gap in your resume?"
Me:
Me:
Men who open the door and refuse to go in until the woman does are my main op
What is being assumed if you enter before? When I hold the door open for you and you try to wave me in - why are we in a staring contest?
What is on the other side of that door that makes you think I need YOU at my back
What is being assumed if you enter before? When I hold the door open for you and you try to wave me in - why are we in a staring contest?
What is on the other side of that door that makes you think I need YOU at my back
May 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Men who open the door and refuse to go in until the woman does are my main op
What is being assumed if you enter before? When I hold the door open for you and you try to wave me in - why are we in a staring contest?
What is on the other side of that door that makes you think I need YOU at my back
What is being assumed if you enter before? When I hold the door open for you and you try to wave me in - why are we in a staring contest?
What is on the other side of that door that makes you think I need YOU at my back
Patience is learning to endure until you understand what is at risk if you don't act.
May 10, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Patience is learning to endure until you understand what is at risk if you don't act.
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The beautiful humming bird that shimmers when the sunlight shines on its beautiful illuminating feathers!
May 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
The beautiful humming bird that shimmers when the sunlight shines on its beautiful illuminating feathers!
My mom sent me an AI image she wants as a tattoo
I want to get her a human version of the design to put on a water bottle for mother's day
If anyone has #artcomms #artcommissions open and can do flat line art/decal art I can use with a laser between now and Friday I'd love to hear from you
I want to get her a human version of the design to put on a water bottle for mother's day
If anyone has #artcomms #artcommissions open and can do flat line art/decal art I can use with a laser between now and Friday I'd love to hear from you
May 6, 2026 at 1:03 PM
My mom sent me an AI image she wants as a tattoo
I want to get her a human version of the design to put on a water bottle for mother's day
If anyone has #artcomms #artcommissions open and can do flat line art/decal art I can use with a laser between now and Friday I'd love to hear from you
I want to get her a human version of the design to put on a water bottle for mother's day
If anyone has #artcomms #artcommissions open and can do flat line art/decal art I can use with a laser between now and Friday I'd love to hear from you
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May 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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Your kitchen is an altar.
Your commute is a ritual.
Your life is the grimoire.
#witchsky #mundanemagic #occultsky
Your commute is a ritual.
Your life is the grimoire.
#witchsky #mundanemagic #occultsky
May 5, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Your kitchen is an altar.
Your commute is a ritual.
Your life is the grimoire.
#witchsky #mundanemagic #occultsky
Your commute is a ritual.
Your life is the grimoire.
#witchsky #mundanemagic #occultsky
*Finally finding Tonight's Sleep Position™️ Year 12*
🦗🦗🦗
Him: we're... scissoring?
Me: Excuse me?
Him: we're butt to butt with our left legs kicked back- we've never been in this position before!
Me: we've definitely slept like this and one of us doesn't know what scissoring is. Might be me tbh.
🦗🦗🦗
Him: we're... scissoring?
Me: Excuse me?
Him: we're butt to butt with our left legs kicked back- we've never been in this position before!
Me: we've definitely slept like this and one of us doesn't know what scissoring is. Might be me tbh.
May 6, 2026 at 4:36 AM
*Finally finding Tonight's Sleep Position™️ Year 12*
🦗🦗🦗
Him: we're... scissoring?
Me: Excuse me?
Him: we're butt to butt with our left legs kicked back- we've never been in this position before!
Me: we've definitely slept like this and one of us doesn't know what scissoring is. Might be me tbh.
🦗🦗🦗
Him: we're... scissoring?
Me: Excuse me?
Him: we're butt to butt with our left legs kicked back- we've never been in this position before!
Me: we've definitely slept like this and one of us doesn't know what scissoring is. Might be me tbh.
"omg I wonder what fanfics people have written about Carl and Donut"
*AO3 most recent in the DCC tag*
I KNEW IT
I KNEW AND I STILL CHECKED AND IM STILL DISAPPOINTED BUT I WOULD'VE BEEN UPSET IF IT WASNT THERE TOO, I GUESS.
*AO3 most recent in the DCC tag*
I KNEW IT
I KNEW AND I STILL CHECKED AND IM STILL DISAPPOINTED BUT I WOULD'VE BEEN UPSET IF IT WASNT THERE TOO, I GUESS.
Schitt's Creek Oh My Reaction
ALT: Schitt's Creek Oh My Reaction
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May 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
"omg I wonder what fanfics people have written about Carl and Donut"
*AO3 most recent in the DCC tag*
I KNEW IT
I KNEW AND I STILL CHECKED AND IM STILL DISAPPOINTED BUT I WOULD'VE BEEN UPSET IF IT WASNT THERE TOO, I GUESS.
*AO3 most recent in the DCC tag*
I KNEW IT
I KNEW AND I STILL CHECKED AND IM STILL DISAPPOINTED BUT I WOULD'VE BEEN UPSET IF IT WASNT THERE TOO, I GUESS.
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It only took Rey travelling across all the known worlds and then beyond, but she finally finds him.
Happy Star Wars Day!
#Maythe4thbewithyou
#reylo #reyloart
Happy Star Wars Day!
#Maythe4thbewithyou
#reylo #reyloart
May 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
It only took Rey travelling across all the known worlds and then beyond, but she finally finds him.
Happy Star Wars Day!
#Maythe4thbewithyou
#reylo #reyloart
Happy Star Wars Day!
#Maythe4thbewithyou
#reylo #reyloart
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May 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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Dog has a condition that makes it hard to get food down so he eats in a special high chair.
In dogs with megaesophagus, the muscles in the esophagus cannot properly coordinate the swallowing movement. As a result, food, and liquid accumulate in the esophagus.
In dogs with megaesophagus, the muscles in the esophagus cannot properly coordinate the swallowing movement. As a result, food, and liquid accumulate in the esophagus.
May 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Dog has a condition that makes it hard to get food down so he eats in a special high chair.
In dogs with megaesophagus, the muscles in the esophagus cannot properly coordinate the swallowing movement. As a result, food, and liquid accumulate in the esophagus.
In dogs with megaesophagus, the muscles in the esophagus cannot properly coordinate the swallowing movement. As a result, food, and liquid accumulate in the esophagus.