Rachel Crowl
@rachelcrowl.net
Actor, photographer, voiceover artist, and occasional musician.
About to play a small town in the solo show The Nicest Body in the East Village. Somehow was Kate Middleton in Prince Faggot at Studio Seaview and Sally in The Lowdown on FX.
About to play a small town in the solo show The Nicest Body in the East Village. Somehow was Kate Middleton in Prince Faggot at Studio Seaview and Sally in The Lowdown on FX.
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You guys, we are two weeks away from the return of The Lowdown, just an incredible, delightful television program. I wrote earlier this year about why you should sample it if you haven't already:
The Lowdown, the best show you're not watching, is coming back for Season Two
FX has officially renewed the Ethan Hawke-led comic mystery series
www.whatsalanwatching.com
September 30, 2026 at 3:28 PM
You guys, we are two weeks away from the return of The Lowdown, just an incredible, delightful television program. I wrote earlier this year about why you should sample it if you haven't already:
Trailer for season two is out! Catch up on season one now!
Being a part of this show has been one of the major joys of my life.
Being a part of this show has been one of the major joys of my life.
September 30, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Trailer for season two is out! Catch up on season one now!
Being a part of this show has been one of the major joys of my life.
Being a part of this show has been one of the major joys of my life.
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Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/
September 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/
Today has been one of the most satisfying days I've ever had as an actor. It's good to do hard things. :)
September 18, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Today has been one of the most satisfying days I've ever had as an actor. It's good to do hard things. :)
lol, we’re fucked
sigh
sigh
Trump: "If I'm in an electric boat and I see I'm going down and the water is pouring in, so I know I'm going to be electrocuted, but 5 yards away there are sharks. Do I take the electrocution or do I go swimming with the sharks? I'll take the electrocution."
September 18, 2026 at 12:19 AM
lol, we’re fucked
sigh
sigh
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The song for todaye. Plese listen. Plese share.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=afif...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=afif...
David⚡️Bowie - America (Simon & Garfunkel cover)
YouTube video by Иллитерати
www.youtube.com
September 12, 2026 at 12:31 AM
The song for todaye. Plese listen. Plese share.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=afif...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=afif...
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
September 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
These people are weird.
September 4, 2026 at 2:06 AM
These people are weird.
Y’all, I laughed out loud long and hard.
you've got to be kidding me
September 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Y’all, I laughed out loud long and hard.
I actually laughed out loud.
Watters: You think it’s ok to slash a ding-a-ling off
El-Sayed: Do you really want to have this conversation? Are you circumcised?
Watters: Yeah
El-Sayed: Then you probably want to move on.
El-Sayed: Do you really want to have this conversation? Are you circumcised?
Watters: Yeah
El-Sayed: Then you probably want to move on.
August 25, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I actually laughed out loud.
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HUMANS OF THE NORTHEAST US
THE CAT DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM NEEDS YOU
A bonded pair just lost their human to pancreatic cancer.
Very mild special needs (some not-too-pricey special food, a little environmental awareness is all)
Can we keep these babies together and safe?
THE CAT DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM NEEDS YOU
A bonded pair just lost their human to pancreatic cancer.
Very mild special needs (some not-too-pricey special food, a little environmental awareness is all)
Can we keep these babies together and safe?
UPDATE: Yes, their owner passed away Thursday. We're taking them in today, but as I said, that CAN'T be permanent; they NEED a HOME NOW. We're willing to drive pretty much anywhere in the Northeast for the right adopter.
We're begging.
We're begging.
Morning people: yep, looks like the ONE nibble is now ghosting. Going to Kevin's apartment today to start cleanout & get the cats, then we're bringing them here. They HAVE to stay closed in our bedroom, so they're safe for now, but one room is NO way to live the rest of their life.
Please. SOMEONE.
Please. SOMEONE.
August 22, 2026 at 8:08 PM
HUMANS OF THE NORTHEAST US
THE CAT DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM NEEDS YOU
A bonded pair just lost their human to pancreatic cancer.
Very mild special needs (some not-too-pricey special food, a little environmental awareness is all)
Can we keep these babies together and safe?
THE CAT DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM NEEDS YOU
A bonded pair just lost their human to pancreatic cancer.
Very mild special needs (some not-too-pricey special food, a little environmental awareness is all)
Can we keep these babies together and safe?
Just finished a reread of @robertjbennett.bsky.social's Founders Trilogy and it's just so good. The way the scale and scope of the story just gets bigger and bigger that by the end your in full IMAX 70MM territory. Genuinely one of my favorite writers working right now.
August 21, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Just finished a reread of @robertjbennett.bsky.social's Founders Trilogy and it's just so good. The way the scale and scope of the story just gets bigger and bigger that by the end your in full IMAX 70MM territory. Genuinely one of my favorite writers working right now.
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The prologue of every Stephen King novel published between 1975 and 1988:
Under thy shadow by the piers I waited
Only in darkness is thy shadow clear.
The City’s fiery parcels all undone,
Already snow submerges an iron year...--Hart Crane
We've got the biggest balls of them all --AC/DC
Under thy shadow by the piers I waited
Only in darkness is thy shadow clear.
The City’s fiery parcels all undone,
Already snow submerges an iron year...--Hart Crane
We've got the biggest balls of them all --AC/DC
August 21, 2026 at 12:29 PM
The prologue of every Stephen King novel published between 1975 and 1988:
Under thy shadow by the piers I waited
Only in darkness is thy shadow clear.
The City’s fiery parcels all undone,
Already snow submerges an iron year...--Hart Crane
We've got the biggest balls of them all --AC/DC
Under thy shadow by the piers I waited
Only in darkness is thy shadow clear.
The City’s fiery parcels all undone,
Already snow submerges an iron year...--Hart Crane
We've got the biggest balls of them all --AC/DC
I, for one, welcome our woke alien bee overlords.
I wrote about the most urgent danger now threatening the United States of America
Why the Most Urgent Threat to America Is Actually a Bee
The giant, coordinated movement against them is not enough. Just ask these extremely credible experts.
www.theringer.com
August 19, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I, for one, welcome our woke alien bee overlords.
Describe your music taste in 3 artists, no genres
1. Rush
2. The Clash
3. Massive Attack
1. Rush
2. The Clash
3. Massive Attack
Describe your music taste in 3 artists, no genres
1. Pink Floyd
2. Queen
3. Dire Straits.
1. Pink Floyd
2. Queen
3. Dire Straits.
Describe your music taste in 3 artists, no genres
1. Depeche Mode
2. Tool
3. Green Day
1. Depeche Mode
2. Tool
3. Green Day
August 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Describe your music taste in 3 artists, no genres
1. Rush
2. The Clash
3. Massive Attack
1. Rush
2. The Clash
3. Massive Attack
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THANK GOD. deadline.com/2026/08/the-...
'The Lowdown' Gets Season 2 Release Date At FX
We now have a date for the return of FX's The Lowdown, along with the first photos new cast members Tommy Lee Jones and Betty Gilpin.
deadline.com
August 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
THANK GOD. deadline.com/2026/08/the-...
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Buddhism in the wild (photo by Jerry Feldman, Target Honolulu)
August 12, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Buddhism in the wild (photo by Jerry Feldman, Target Honolulu)
Really enjoyed @marthawells.com City of Bones. So glad it made its way back into the light. Would totally read more in that world. Highly recommend.
August 10, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Really enjoyed @marthawells.com City of Bones. So glad it made its way back into the light. Would totally read more in that world. Highly recommend.
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"Honey, where's my medieval monk jerkoff caftan? There's a Gilmore Girls marathon this afternoon."
August 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
"Honey, where's my medieval monk jerkoff caftan? There's a Gilmore Girls marathon this afternoon."
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"So, you see, Ms. Cunningham, I will admit that I don’t understand what you’re aiming at here with your public concerns about trans youth in sports. I don’t get it."
What Do I Think About Sophie Cunningham?
I'll tell you.
charlotteclymer.substack.com
August 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
"So, you see, Ms. Cunningham, I will admit that I don’t understand what you’re aiming at here with your public concerns about trans youth in sports. I don’t get it."
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wrote about lebron james (and time, and vulnerability, and last decisions)
The last Odyssey of LeBron James
How our modern and classic heroes wrestle with time, and what vulnerability James shows in this final decision.
www.basketballfeelings.com
July 26, 2026 at 8:02 PM
wrote about lebron james (and time, and vulnerability, and last decisions)
Just saw The Fifth Element in a movie theater. I forgot just how bonkers that movie actually is! In the best of ways!
July 26, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Just saw The Fifth Element in a movie theater. I forgot just how bonkers that movie actually is! In the best of ways!
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Execs desperately searching for Greek mythology YouTube horror.
July 22, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Execs desperately searching for Greek mythology YouTube horror.