rad uncle
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rad uncle
@raduncle.bsky.social
· Apr 29
Inside you there are two wolves. And inside both of those wolves there are two wolves. And inside each of those wolves there are two wolves. And so on and so on, ad infinitum. Microwolves, nanowolves, picowolves. Wolves all the way down.
"Did my Mommy just steal my nose? She at least acts like she did."
Can the new cutting-edge AI models feel pain? They at least behave as if they do, according to a recent study.
The work, which has not been peer reviewed, has divided #AI researchers. https://scim.ag/4hHU6BA
The work, which has not been peer reviewed, has divided #AI researchers. https://scim.ag/4hHU6BA
September 26, 2026 at 7:55 PM
"Did my Mommy just steal my nose? She at least acts like she did."
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He imposed Shania Law
They warned us Mamdani would impose Sharia law. Instead, he unleashed the real threat: line dancing in Bryant Park.
September 26, 2026 at 8:56 AM
He imposed Shania Law
how did anyone ever think this man was smart
“Everyone hates cameras in smart glasses. But if the camera is contained in a charm you wear around your neck, it shifts the agency. Suddenly, you’re not recording people. It’s just a cute little animated avatar looking out on the world.”
‘Charming and disarming’ … how Meta’s technology-packed Muse harnesses the power of cuteness
The tech giant has launched a cute ‘little guy’ that can answer emails, book travel or do your weekly food shop
www.theguardian.com
September 26, 2026 at 6:33 PM
how did anyone ever think this man was smart
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New York Times confirms reports that, days before Oct. 7, UAE President Sheikh Mohamed bin Zayed warned Netanyahu that Hamas was planning a major attack. According to five former senior Israeli officials, Netanyahu never passed the warning to Israel.
New York Times sources back Haaretz report that UAE president warned Netanyahu before 7 October
Five former senior Israeli officials told the Times the warning never reached Israel's security chiefs. Netanyahu denies the call and has ordered lawyers to sue Haaretz.
www.yacnews.com
September 26, 2026 at 11:22 AM
New York Times confirms reports that, days before Oct. 7, UAE President Sheikh Mohamed bin Zayed warned Netanyahu that Hamas was planning a major attack. According to five former senior Israeli officials, Netanyahu never passed the warning to Israel.
bringing an iced coffee to a job interview but never drinking it, never touching it, never acknowledging its presence, just gaslighting the interviewer into thinking he's the only one that can see it.
September 25, 2026 at 9:51 PM
bringing an iced coffee to a job interview but never drinking it, never touching it, never acknowledging its presence, just gaslighting the interviewer into thinking he's the only one that can see it.
when we imprison all the ICE agents this is what we should play during interrogations, like Metallica in Gitmo
it’s forbidden content but i have watched this video of the AI songs a man made for his mistress after murdering his wife being played in court maybe 20 times today. It is one of the most compelling things i have ever seen
September 25, 2026 at 7:06 PM
when we imprison all the ICE agents this is what we should play during interrogations, like Metallica in Gitmo
something tells me this is what she wanted to do this whole time, and y'know what, let her have her dream
So Nancy Mace is now hosting a podcast called 'Get Maced' in a leather catsuit.
And no you did not hallucinate that sentence.
And no you did not hallucinate that sentence.
September 25, 2026 at 1:18 PM
something tells me this is what she wanted to do this whole time, and y'know what, let her have her dream
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I kept walking to my seat a few rows behind him. His staff or security are not happy with me. But Oz holds a position of public trust and is using it to make life unlivable for human beings in America. I should be the least of his problems. If you see Oz, let him have it.
Let them eat crudités.
Let them eat crudités.
September 25, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I kept walking to my seat a few rows behind him. His staff or security are not happy with me. But Oz holds a position of public trust and is using it to make life unlivable for human beings in America. I should be the least of his problems. If you see Oz, let him have it.
Let them eat crudités.
Let them eat crudités.
Mehmet Oz is a quack, a charlatan, and above all a ghoul.
We were mid-handshake and he pulled me in and grabbed tighter and got upset and raised his voice and said: "What are you talking about man?! Those aren't real people. They're illegal aliens!"
September 25, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Mehmet Oz is a quack, a charlatan, and above all a ghoul.
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We were mid-handshake and he pulled me in and grabbed tighter and got upset and raised his voice and said: "What are you talking about man?! Those aren't real people. They're illegal aliens!"
September 25, 2026 at 4:27 AM
We were mid-handshake and he pulled me in and grabbed tighter and got upset and raised his voice and said: "What are you talking about man?! Those aren't real people. They're illegal aliens!"
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❤️❤️❤️ when old couples start to look like each other ❤️❤️❤️
September 25, 2026 at 2:21 AM
❤️❤️❤️ when old couples start to look like each other ❤️❤️❤️
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[Michael Stipe voice]
🎶 If you believe,
the planet ate its own moon
ATE ITS OWN MOOOOOON
🎶 If you believe,
the planet ate its own moon
ATE ITS OWN MOOOOOON
One of the great mysteries in astronomy has been why Venus has no moon. Now a new theory provides a simple answer: It might have been eaten. www.wired.com/story/venus-...
Venus May Have Devoured Its Moon
One of the great mysteries in astronomy has been why Venus has no moon. Now a new theory provides a simple answer: It might have been eaten.
www.wired.com
September 25, 2026 at 1:31 AM
[Michael Stipe voice]
🎶 If you believe,
the planet ate its own moon
ATE ITS OWN MOOOOOON
🎶 If you believe,
the planet ate its own moon
ATE ITS OWN MOOOOOON
this is it, this is the logical conclusion of every edgelord whiteboi arguing "well it's not LITERALLY ILLEGAL for me to say it"
“Sure, it’s true that many Black people have reclaimed the word. But the lawsuit is about non-Black Tesla employees and managers abusing Black workers — including allegedly hurling the slur at them in ways that don’t sound like anything resembling gestures of ‘respect and endearment.’”
Tesla Argues in Court That the N-Word Is Acceptable Under Certain Circumstances
An important trial in California kicked off with Tesla's lawyers arguing that the n-word is a term of "respect and endearment."
futurism.com
September 25, 2026 at 1:16 AM
this is it, this is the logical conclusion of every edgelord whiteboi arguing "well it's not LITERALLY ILLEGAL for me to say it"
the "NOPE" I just noped has dislodged plaster from my ceiling
September 24, 2026 at 11:54 PM
the "NOPE" I just noped has dislodged plaster from my ceiling
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The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
September 24, 2026 at 6:38 PM
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
Never let them tell you "Free Palestine" is antisemitic.
Orthodox Jewish protesters gathered outside the U.N. headquarters ahead of Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s speech shared a friendly exchange with the Palestinian permanent observer to the United Nations, Riyad Mansour.
September 24, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Never let them tell you "Free Palestine" is antisemitic.
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look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world
September 23, 2026 at 9:26 PM
look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world
hahaha rot in jail bitch
BREAKING: Harvey Weinstein is sentenced to 15 years after he was convicted of a sex crime against a former ‘Project Runway’ production assistant.
Harvey Weinstein sentenced to 15 years on New York sex crime conviction
The former film producer pleaded not guilty and denies all allegations of nonconsensual sex.
nbcnews.to
September 23, 2026 at 3:43 PM
hahaha rot in jail bitch
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Hardly enough to replace the Haitian workers at health care and assisted living facilities who are being kicked out.
Trump administration tells Congress it will admit 17,500 white South African refugees
Trump administration tells Congress it will admit 17,500 white South African refugees
www.chicagotribune.com
September 23, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Hardly enough to replace the Haitian workers at health care and assisted living facilities who are being kicked out.
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while smiling!
Gavin Newsom literally dressed up in his best Bad Boy™️ attire, invited the press, and smiled as he destroyed everything these constituents had in the world.
Gavin Newsom is not a bad candidate;
Gavin Newsom is truly, at his core, a bad and despicable human being.
Gavin Newsom literally dressed up in his best Bad Boy™️ attire, invited the press, and smiled as he destroyed everything these constituents had in the world.
Gavin Newsom is not a bad candidate;
Gavin Newsom is truly, at his core, a bad and despicable human being.
August 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
while smiling!
Gavin Newsom literally dressed up in his best Bad Boy™️ attire, invited the press, and smiled as he destroyed everything these constituents had in the world.
Gavin Newsom is not a bad candidate;
Gavin Newsom is truly, at his core, a bad and despicable human being.
Gavin Newsom literally dressed up in his best Bad Boy™️ attire, invited the press, and smiled as he destroyed everything these constituents had in the world.
Gavin Newsom is not a bad candidate;
Gavin Newsom is truly, at his core, a bad and despicable human being.
mfer looks like Mr. Clean passed out in a tanning bed
‘What the Hell is Going On?!’ MAGA Radio Host Goes OFF on Trump for ‘Grotesque’ Meetings With Mamdani
‘What the Hell is Going On?!’ MAGA Radio Host Goes OFF on Trump for ‘Grotesque’ Meetings With Mamdani
Rosenberg said he was at a "loss for words" as he fumed that Trump had met so cordially with Mamdani, despite the pair being politically opposed.
The post ‘What the Hell is Going On?!’ MAGA Radio Host Goes OFF on Trump for ‘Grotesque’ Meetings With Mamdani first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 22, 2026 at 3:00 PM
mfer looks like Mr. Clean passed out in a tanning bed
The reason it's not "your grandparents' Democratic Party" is because all the racist assholes became Republicans after 1948.
RNC Chair Joe Gruters: "This is not your grandparents' Democrat Party. They want to get rid of Thanksgiving. They want to get rid of July 4."
September 22, 2026 at 2:17 PM
The reason it's not "your grandparents' Democratic Party" is because all the racist assholes became Republicans after 1948.
two brains and not one of 'em knows how to make me soME GODDAMN SEROTONIN
med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
med.stanford.edu
September 22, 2026 at 12:43 AM
two brains and not one of 'em knows how to make me soME GODDAMN SEROTONIN
med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...