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ralphsomething.bsky.social
@ralphsomething.bsky.social
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I build stuff.
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johncusack.bsky.social
From things that can and cannot be said
September 30, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
September 27, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
September 20, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man is standing in front of an older gentleman walking his dog in the park. The man, making a friendly gesture towards the little white dog, asks, “does he bite?” The older man replies, “no.” Panel 2: the little dog grabs the first man’s hand with his paw and gives the back of his hand a sensual smooch. Panel 3: the man pulls his hand back in disgust.
September 15, 2026 at 3:06 PM
ralphsomething.bsky.social
Ok. Why?
September 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
September 7, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
August 31, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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rawstory.com
The Trump administration is quietly using a little-known customs law to obtain private records on journalists and activists without a judge's sign-off, according to a new report.
Terror as Trump admin secretly seizes citizens' private records without judge's sign-off
The Trump administration is quietly using a little-known customs law to obtain private records on journalists and activists without a judge's sign-off, according to a new report.The Department of Homeland Security has been leaning on a customs-import provision to demand phone logs, social media acco...
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August 29, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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theonion.com
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/democratic-socialism-myth-vs-fact/
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor. FACT: You are the poor.
August 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: glamorous stage presentation for a Lifetime Achievement Award. The award is being presented to “Gug Rockberg”, who invented fire. Next to his name is a black and white headshot photo. The presenter extends her arm to welcome Gug Rockberg to the stage. Panel 2: mister Rockberg is being wheeled onstage by a young woman. He looks like a shriveled, impossibly old potato with no musculature. Panel 3: the crowd applauds as Rockberg receives his award. One audience member remarks, “dang, he’s still around?”
August 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
ralphsomething.bsky.social
Peppermint likes her new bandana.
August 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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razzball.bsky.social
James Donald Bowman, with a degree in philosophy and the job of politician, has a fake name, degree and job
Vance: A lot of the people who are going and getting 4-year degrees, they're not like engineers and doctors. They have fake jobs
July 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
ralphsomething.bsky.social
Bored pitbull Peppermint.
July 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
ralphsomething.bsky.social
Absolute must-watch from @skepchick.org today. Only criticism would be that it doesn’t dig into Ryan Grim’s disgusting rape apologies this morning, but likely because it was recorded before she had a chance to see it’s
The Leftists who Mocked Graham Platner's Victims
YouTube video by Rebecca Watson (Skepchick)
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July 8, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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marisakabas.bsky.social
"she asked for it"
July 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Report: That’s Enough Soccer For Now
WASHINGTON—Saying the nation had enjoyed a perfectly adequate amount of dribbling, passing, and loud chanting, a new report published Tuesday confirmed that was enough soccer for now. “Welp, that was ...
theonion.com
July 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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samthielman.com
I want this to be a painting
July 5, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a spiral notepad is held by an off-panel individual. The notepad reads: TO DO: Peek out from behind a rock; Open and close mouth repeatedly. Panel 2: it’s a moray eel
June 20, 2026 at 5:56 PM
ralphsomething.bsky.social
Final showing of three movies at one of my local theaters tonight. Obsession nearing sellout, while Masters of the Universe and Spielberg’s Disclosure Day lag way behind. Masters appears to only have five seats sold for this showing.

Obsession is in its fifth weekend.
June 14, 2026 at 5:47 AM
ralphsomething.bsky.social
This aged well.
JALEN BRUNSON ISN'T THE ANSWER 😤 - Stephen A. | Stephen A's World
YouTube video by ESPN
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June 14, 2026 at 4:07 AM
ralphsomething.bsky.social
Just got out of a 2:00pm showing of Obsession and the theater was about 90% full… on its fifth weekend.
June 14, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Looking very awake sir!
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Jun 4
Trump is now sitting back in his chair and dozing off
June 4, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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razzball.bsky.social
Voted yesterday in the Cali primary for Steyer, and, if you're voting today, you should listen to this before you vote for Becerra
June 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a marlin under water is hooked on a fishing line. The marlin thinks to himself, “after all these years… I’m caught.” Panel 2: the marlin breaches the surface as he is pulled closer to the boat. He continues, “the ultimate fisherman to match my power.” Panel 3: the marlin looks absolutely gobsmacked to see that the ultimate fisherman in question is actually a little girl with pigtails and a pink Hello Kitty fishing rod. The little girl’s father, standing halfway out of frame, giddily exclaims, “honey, get the camera! Abby’s first fish!”
May 31, 2026 at 10:18 PM
ralphsomething.bsky.social
@littlecaesars.bsky.social please fix
May 16, 2026 at 3:02 AM