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Ronil Patel
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Film, TV & a good book is a good escape from the madness of the world. I was an Arsenal supporter before it was cool to be one. I lie it's always been cool to be a Gooner
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Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
September 16, 2026 at 1:43 PM
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Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
September 17, 2026 at 7:34 AM
This was my favourite Ed Sheeran burn I saw yesterday. Great stuff
September 17, 2026 at 2:17 PM
They're not lying this is the best thing I've seen today
Fred works on a chimney and smokes like one too. Best thing you will see today.
September 14, 2026 at 1:30 PM
They won't want to hear it, but, the best way to keep costs low is to hire Indian dinner ladies. They'd whip up a curry for a fraction of the price and making enough to feed 500 is standard
Panic stations at The Telegraph as it emerges children might eat Chicken dhansak with rice one day and Palak curry with naan bread on another.
September 14, 2026 at 11:16 AM
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This made me smile, attached to an ordinary cast iron drainpipe on a house in Durham.

#TinyJoys
September 14, 2026 at 8:01 AM
I've started listening to the Lord of the Rings audiobook. Currently stuck at the Tom Bombadil bit. F me that part of the story is a drag
September 13, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Disappointed with the result against Palace. If we are to be serious title challengers this season then we need to win these games. Let's focus on the positives, 1 point and a clean sheet 👏👏👏
#arsenalwfc
September 13, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I have never seen Alien, something I'm about to rectify
September 12, 2026 at 5:18 PM
I always knew there was something about him. Tbf given what other TV entertainers from his generation are known for, this ain't so bad
Rod Hull, time traveller.

Villa Romana Del Casale.
September 12, 2026 at 10:00 AM
This is the current song stuck in my head

youtu.be/PI_Jl5WFQkA?...
The Simpsons - Canyonero
YouTube video by Waluigi
youtu.be
September 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Things I was frightened of as a child
September 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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Ikea has released a Skyrim mod where players are accompanied by a Kallax shelving unit voiced by Matt Berry.

www.videogameschronicle.com/news/ikea-ha...
Ikea has released a Skyrim mod where players are accompanied by a Kallax shelving unit voiced by Matt Berry | VGC
“Your inventory woes end here,” the Kallax Storageborn mod promises…
www.videogameschronicle.com
September 10, 2026 at 10:17 AM
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‘are we just trying to get our mums a house?’
September 9, 2026 at 8:26 PM
First and only Sega I've ever owned. I always was a Nintendo guy but, Sega sponsored Arsenal. I only really played Jet Set Radio on it
September 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
People mistake working all the time as greed but it's not. Michael Caine is working class and has had very little or FA money in his lifetime. Growing up poor effects you, there is a fear of not having enough and not working enough.

Chefs kiss to Barry Norman's leather jacket btw
40 YEARS AGO TODAY: promoting three films at once whilst filming a fourth, Michael Caine talks to a leather jacketed Barry Norman in a church pew for Film '86. www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYUR...
Barry Norman Interviews Michael Caine
From Film 86, 9th September 1986.
www.youtube.com
September 9, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Watched Eastenders after many years, mainly because as I was channel surfing I caught sight of Kat and Zoe Slater. Are they still in this?

They're part of an iconic EastEnders moment
September 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM
How is it raining again 🤷
FS it started raining at 3 am and kept raining till around 6pm.

I didn't want a replay of January
September 8, 2026 at 10:05 PM
My introduction to Star Trek was Wrath of Khan when films were repeatedly shown on telly. Voyage Home was also a popular one when it came out, I remember seeing that numerous times. Undiscovered Country felt like a natural goodbye to the original crew
September 8, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Last month after another month of no rain: "Enough already! Rain now I'm tired of all this sun."

Today after it hasn't stopped raining since 3am: "FFS enough already! Stop raining you mfer"
September 8, 2026 at 3:51 PM
If his parents stopped buying avocado toast and made coffee at home they could afford it. Or simply get a better paying job
Oh get fucked. Where were your violins when working class kids were having their playing fields sold and their budgets slashed?? 😡
September 8, 2026 at 1:18 PM
This made me laugh more than it should
September 8, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Really enjoyed today's Minute Cryptic clue. Clever use of technique, I had to think a bit longer to solve this one
September 8, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Well that was going to be my joke 😞
Good news from McCains
September 8, 2026 at 8:22 AM
What's an example of perfect casting?
September 7, 2026 at 10:01 PM