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parkermatsu.bsky.social
thats his weatherboy 🙂‍↕️ #murdermedia #iywijti
September 17, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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craxkers.bsky.social
Art request :)
#radiostatic
September 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
ranksauce.bsky.social
mor
September 14, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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manualformarsh.bsky.social
more radiorose stuff я вдохновилась [ t.me/manualformarsh ]
September 10, 2026 at 5:50 PM
ranksauce.bsky.social
radiostatic
September 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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cathartes-immundus.bsky.social
Makin that picturebox put on a show ❤️ #radiostatic #immundusart #voxal Details below ⬇️
Alastor crouches next to a half undressed Vox, pumping his dick while leaning close to him, wagging his tail with a smug expression. Vox is sitting splay legged with a look of ecstasy on his face, antennae sparking and eyes closed. His pants hang off one of his legs, his shirt is unbuttoned, and his underwear are pulled down to give Alastor access to his cock and balls. Alastor: Feel good? Vox: Ahhh~ Hah~ Aahalastor~ Alastor: Hmmm <3
September 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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sator.bsky.social
Bloody rare

#hazbinhotel
September 7, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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apeslion.bsky.social
July 12, 2026 at 6:38 AM
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princemewstar.bsky.social
#MurderMedia "Movie Date" Comic Collab!
Drawn by @kota-ta.bsky.social
Written by @princemewstar.bsky.social (me :D )

Two very normal men have a drive-in theater date in early 1980!
#HazbinHotel #Alastor #Vincent
1. Movie: Pam! Oh God, Pam! Pam, answer me, oh, God! 2. Vincent: Ahh...! Nothing beats a kill, a fresh start, and a movie to top it off. Heh. So... Tell me this isn't shaping up to be the best night of your life. / Movie: Help! Oh, God, please help me! 3. Alastor: I think it's a perfectly good waste of 5 dollars. / Vincent: Paid with the cash from a dead man's pockets, I can't say I really care. The poor guy always hated horror movies, anyway. 4. Alastor: I agree! When we get back, I say drinks and a celebratory dance are in order. / Vincent: Only if you can handle the excitement. 1. ? 2. Alastor touches Vincent's cheek. 3. Alastor: Have you any doubt about that? 4: Car shaking. 5. Vincent: The -- he's still ALIVE? 6. push 7. Alastor: Of course! Never assume a heart has stopped beating until you have it in your hand, Vincent, my dear! 8. Vincent: Well, yes, but he shouldn't be conscious enough to --! 9. Man in the trunk is squirming and huffing. 10. Movie: They must be lost. They don't have a flashlight or anything. / Car is shaking vigorously, unnamed couple in another car blush and watch. / Man: Heh... nice. 1. Alastor: Stay still and lay low ^^ (smile) 2. Alastor pushes Vincent low in the car seat. 3. Knife tears into the barrier between them and the trunk. Man looks shocked but keeps struggling. 4. Alastor, menacingly: Oh, how eager you are for us to finish the job! Be quiet now, won't you? 5. Vincent, flustered, notices Alastor's very close. 6. A while later... Alastor: You're cleaning that up, understand? Vincent: Uh... s-sure, Al.
September 7, 2026 at 8:58 AM
ranksauce.bsky.social
seeing art of a ship i like: wow they would never do this
*likes and reposts*
September 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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kokqus.bsky.social
#radiostatic sketch
drawing poses is so hard
September 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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winternitelite.bsky.social
stay right there

#radiostatic #sparksduo
August 30, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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craxkers.bsky.social
Old Staticapple doodles for @xjereby.bsky.social based on their Vox AU

#staticapple
August 30, 2026 at 2:15 PM
ranksauce.bsky.social
someone on strawpage asked if my alastor is neurodivergent. yes i think he has a type of ASPD. ik thats stigmatized but theres a lot of overlap in struggles between people with ASD and ASPD
August 29, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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hanada-za.bsky.social
August 26, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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sator.bsky.social
😜

#HazbinHotel #murdermedia
July 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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cathartes-immundus.bsky.social
Lucky man ❤️💙 #radiostatic #voxal #immundusart
Alastor from Hazbin Hotel, nude, is straddling an equally nude Vox. He is propped up with his hands on Vox's chest, tentacles loosely binding Vox's hands and guiding Vox's erect cock into his ass. Alastor has smug grin, while Vox looks elated, hearts in his eyes as he looks up at Alastor.
August 27, 2026 at 3:36 AM
ranksauce.bsky.social
sometimes i rlly miss being unemployed
August 26, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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cathartes-immundus.bsky.social
Shut up, Vox, hes having a moment. #radiostatic #voxal #immundusart
Alastor sits nude in Vox's lap, presumably after riding Vox's dick to completion, face hidden in his shoulder and hands curled at Vox's shoulders. Vox holds him tenderly, looking at him with a fond expression. Vox: Aw, did you tire yourself out, Pillow Princess? Alastor: (garbled static noises)
August 25, 2026 at 6:31 AM
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aeritus.bsky.social
Sharing also my part of a lil trade I made with a fellow #radiostatic shipper during EF <3
Should def do more of them in traditional tbh

#aeritusart #hazbin
August 24, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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ratacuaxhe.bsky.social
Im rusty but I missed them so much
August 24, 2026 at 6:12 PM
ranksauce.bsky.social
August 24, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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awrinkleintruth.bsky.social
don’t threaten me with a good time @mothballmilkshake.bsky.social

cw somno

#radiostatic #sparksduo
Series of greyscale sketches showing alastor and crt vox from Hazbin hotel with the theme of consensual somnophilia
August 18, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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enveesion.bsky.social
Got tired of my old Icon. I didn't really need to draw the rest of his body but
August 13, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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tinysnailking.bsky.social
A tv and a deer walk into a room... Thats it
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#alastor #vox #radioststic #hazbinhotel
August 17, 2026 at 1:00 AM